Is masturbating twice a day too much? Why the fuck can't

>>34801365
Lmao she has a point tbqh

You're compensating for the crippling loneliness you feel in your daily life

Bc you're bored and have nothing else to do. I know how /bee urself/ this sounds, but get a hobby or something. Just get busy with anything besides yourself.

Dude, I'm Jesus Christ and I beat off 1-2 times a day.
It doesn't hurt anyone, and it decreases the risk of prostate cancer. Don't worry about it. Also you should get a prostate massager.

>>34801365
>people approach this
fuck

>>34801395
What do you mean by get a hobby?

People who watch anime and play video games almost definitely masturbate more than normal people.

>this gets approached
>she still rejects guys
>robots LITERALLY think fembots still exist

How can you justify this? Your fantasies are false.

>>34801777
it has a gash between its legs, of course people approach it

>>34801834
They just wanna fuck, any girl who puts any effort at all in will have a 5+/10 guy who would pump and dump them. Just like robots though they will find it near impossible to find a decent person who isn't crazy or ugly to seriously date them and cherish them as people.

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>>34801834
Just because that girl gets guys chasing her doesn't mean a better girl has guys after her.

Following the same reasoning, there are guys which are way worse than I am and who still get a gf, right?

> Actually I'm just delusional

>>34801365
>Is masturbating twice a day too much?
Think of it this way when you get old as fuck you won't be able too.

>>34801365
Pretty funny for a roastie

>>34801834
This is fucking bullshit

I NEVER GET APPROACHED BY MEN, EVER, AND I'M A FUCKING 5/10

She probably has HUGE boobs or a huge ass, or both. Fuck your stupid bullshit.

>tfw masturbated so much I got peyronie's disease

>>34801365
That pic made me kek heartily. Also I've just beaten one out for the 5th time today, I'm giving consideration to going for round 6, twice a day is nothing.

>>34801997

You don't know how be subtle in roleplaying, huh?

>>34802036
My dick feels like pain and death after the third cum, what's your secret, anon?

Do you spread it out over the day?

>>34802278
Kind of a I guess I did one when I got up (9ish) one around noon. But after that I did my final three within two hours, considering it takes me about half an hour to cum means there was like 10 minutes between them. I don't know what it is, I can just keep going like that. Sometimes I get a kind of painful burning sensation in my urethra, but I can just work through the pain until it no longer hurts.

I masturbate maybe one or twice a week, so I can't imagine doing it every day

>>34801947
>he doesn't plan on killing himself by 40

heh

>>34802416
I just get a feeling of soreness there that increasing the more I cum, maybe I squeeze to tightly or something and that adds to it.

I can go 4 times in an hour and a half if I really want to but the 3rd and 4th time feels like I'm dry firing.

As others have said 2 is nothing my average is 4 to 6 a day for over 2 years now, I'm 25 kHv but tfwnogf doesn't bother me for like 2 hours after a fap.

The fuck. I must have some shit libido. I only fap twice a week. Anymore and it feels like shit.

>>34801365
>NIGGA I was fat when you approached me
Kek. That's good comedy.

>>34802498
>He's still alive
Pff

>>34801365
dude that's nothing. i usually masturbate at least 5 times a day and on weekends double or more. My secdrive is so fucked up at this point i cant even get of to regular porn anymore, hell even the most vile shit is vanilla to me now.