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what is r9ks opinion on sluts
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>>34812042
good on them i say. more power to women!!
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>>34812042
Most of the answers you'll get here will probably be something like "I don't like them because muh degeneracy."

I'll be real and tell you that I don't like them because they're giving other guys tons of sex and me none.
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For being known for having sex, I think it's disappointing they wont have sex with me.

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>tfw just found a dildo in my little brothers room

Do I beat him up?
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>tfw find your parents secret S&M dungeon
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>>34812000
How old is he? Also do you have a sister?
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>>34812000
Haha beating him up is what he wants ha ha ha ha

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Would you date a nice black girl, /r9k/?
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>>34811999

Black girls are actually pretty cute, desu. I don't see why people don't like them.
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Again and again. Thread after thread. How many times do I have to tell you that, as a chink, I'd love to have a cute weeb black female friend.
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>>34811999
Yea as long as she's polite and not a ratchet sloot that has a ratchet vocabulary
On a completely unrelated side note

Why are black people such awful tippers?
Seriously!

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It's time to lift ourselves up out of the ashes, brothers. What does it mean to be a wizard? When we use the word wizard, we mean to use a double entendre that aptly illustrates our personal philosophy. The first meaning hinges on the classic r9k conception of what a wizard is: a virgin. The new meaning, which is representative of our new image, mirrors the "witchcraft" that we see with some feminists. You may have recently seen t-shirts advertised by feminist outlets that read "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn." Well, in response, we call ourselves wizards to capture that same pride of gender, that same confidence in our power, and that same communion of our fellow wizards.

This movement is primarily to regain our power, but we also have a developed worldview consisting of a coherent epistemology, metaphysics, and ethics system.

>Our epistemology

Our epistemology is a simple one: we aim to retake our common sense and logical faculties from the tricks of destructive Leftism and mainstream religion. Modern Leftism has been heavily influenced by the seductive skepticism of postmodernism. Western academia is rife with false prophets who have convinced the world that truth is entirely a function of power; that is to say, all facts are social constructions that have been constructed by institutions of power, and have no basis in reality. From this, they have argued that all truth is communal, not universal. They deny grand narratives, and consider the goodness of pluralism to be a tautology. We deny this. Citing Thomas Reid's common sense realism, we believe that we are entirely justified in using our perceptual and logical faculties to discern truths about the real world. Thus, we believe in the absolute authority of science.
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>Our metaphysics

Knowing that we are justified in our logical assessments, we believe in science, but this doesn't necessarily mean that we deny any sense of spirituality. In fact, the logical obviousness of the existence of spiritual forces is not only something we accept, but is vital to our mission of realizing our power. We repudiate Christian theologians who defend apparent biblical contradictions with meretricious sophistry. Yet, we realize the absurdity of existence; where everything is entirely causal, and yet something must exist without cause. We look to the ancient Persian philosopher Parmenides, who illustrated the incoherence of a void. There is no void. There is no such area where existence is not. Everything is ultimately One. This explains the strange partnership of opposing forces, a concept seen in Heraclitus, Daoism's Yin and Ying, male and female, etc.

There may be dissent based on the conviction that the only things which exist are physical entities, moreover known as metaphysical naturalism. We do not deny this. We simply assert that the nature of physical entities is much more complex than many atheists claim. The entirety of entities of the universe exist in symbiosis, as all things reduce to energy. This energy is how we gain our power. The initial practitioners of capoeira did not practice it as a martial arts; rather, they believed there was real spiritual power to be harnessed. Subconscious, real, spiritual, or metaphysical, we believe that the constant mental reinforcement of our power will allow it to grow.
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Is there a spell to cure my erectile dysfunction?
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>>34812059
wangardium leviosa

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>straight black male
>just jerked off to some white pale as fuck twink getting DESTROYED by black cock

GODDAMMIT THIS PLACE HAS RUINED ME. SOMEONE...ANYONE....JUST KILL ME ALREADY.
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>>34811897
Gosh anon, you're such a faggot

post the video
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>>34811897
post sauce... for scientific purposes and whatnot
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you're not ruined until you've bottomed an old man from craigslist

>yo, anon. Come get in this picture with us dawg, and take your fuckin' shirt off.
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>tfw no ripped black friends to listen to trap with and teach me how to get pussy
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>>34811864
Why do they want to see my hairy gut?
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>>34812208
this tb honest. I always need to be handheld and it would be so nice if a chad would just guide me

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>tfw even /pol/ managed to have a succesful party with qts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iYfzznoEck
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Dibs on smug glasses
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>>34811831
lmao why are they all asian?
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>tfw they all look more attractive/well adjusted then I do

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I'm really worried that I'm starting to bald, does this look like the early stages or and I being paranoid
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you look like the world's biggest faggot

and yeah your hair looks like it's starting to thin
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>>34811841
I agree

Your hair looks like fucking straight up what comes out of my weiner my man
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Get on Finasteride bruh

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A friendly reminder from your friends at /pol/
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>White women
No women in general are evil.
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RIDF OUT NOW

TAKE A HIKE DYKE!
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I think the white race will be fine without my exceptional genetics being passed on, shlomo

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Where my /Canada/ bros at?

How you lads holding up?
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>tfw Trudeau still isn't giving me free weed

I hate it here
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How do I get NEETbux in Canada? Parents are about to kick me out and I have no money to survive.
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Even the normies here aren't that mean to us Robots, I actually enjoy it.

>stoned as fuck
>watching videos of girls farting and jerking it

Who here fucking horny stoned?
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>>34811695
patrician tier taste in fetishes my man
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>>34811695
Watching porn stoned is honestly better than sex, because you really get into any nasty or impossible fetish or mediums like hentai tentacle rape desu
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>>34811695
farting is best fetish

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>her face when she notices you staring at her
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>>34811685
i like it when they cry even more. gets my dick nice and hard
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except an adult OF COURSE!
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>>34811685

Usually when they notice, they just be sure to look away and not look back at me again

I can tell it's because they want to make sure that I don't mistake them for being interested

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>wake up happy
>have a good day at work
>come home and play video games or watch a movie
>go to bed depressed

Every single day.
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>wake up happy
I wish I knew that feel. I dread having to go to work.
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>>34811682
Why did he kill himself again?

On a side note: what gets you depressed during the day?
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>>34812231
>Why did he kill himself again?
His cousin was pissing him off.

>On a side note: what gets you depressed during the day?
Sometimes nothing in particular. Lately it's been uncertainty regarding this girl I know. I think I could have a chance with her, but if she's not into me, I'd rather not say anything to her and still be her friend, just because she's such a great person and I want her in my life in some way. Sometimes I kick myself for not saying more to her when I see her. She's so beautiful and kind. I just wish I could see her more often than I do.

Also, I'm not sure I'd even deserve her if I could get her to go out with me.

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>tfw none of this chad/beta shit and roasties and cunts and all that shit bothers me as long as I'm riding the tiger

Who else /ride the tiger/ here?
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>>34811653
When we say riding the tiger

What exactly are we talking about, is it like.. riding the lightning

Cuz I get down to that all the time
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>>34811653
Had no idea that's what it meant

Cool though
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>>34811653
who is the dude in the picture I vaguely recognize him

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ITT: We rate eachother based on descriptions of our appearances using greentext.

>6"2
>Freckles
>Pale
>Dark, curly hair (ringlets)
>Hazel-Green eyes
>A tad bit on the skinnier side
>No facial hair, constantly shave (except in november)
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7.

>6'1"
>pale/reddish
>wavy light brown/dirty blonde hair
>hazel eyes
>wide jawline and square chin
>builtfat
>lazy about shaving so have a 5 o'clock shadow most of the time. facial hair is black
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>>34811650
Atleast 7/10 m80
>5'3"
>pale skin in the winter tanned during the summer
>Light brown hair a little wavy
>hazel eyes green and brown
>a couple pounds overweight
>not sure what else to put
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>>34811703
6.9/10

>>34811650
borderline 8/10

>>34811746
7.5/10

>5'9"
>tan
>long, straight, light brown hair
>green eyes
>chubby
>really long dark brown beard, like, gandalf tier facial hair

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