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Wizardry Thread #1

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It's time to lift ourselves up out of the ashes, brothers. What does it mean to be a wizard? When we use the word wizard, we mean to use a double entendre that aptly illustrates our personal philosophy. The first meaning hinges on the classic r9k conception of what a wizard is: a virgin. The new meaning, which is representative of our new image, mirrors the "witchcraft" that we see with some feminists. You may have recently seen t-shirts advertised by feminist outlets that read "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn." Well, in response, we call ourselves wizards to capture that same pride of gender, that same confidence in our power, and that same communion of our fellow wizards.

This movement is primarily to regain our power, but we also have a developed worldview consisting of a coherent epistemology, metaphysics, and ethics system.

>Our epistemology

Our epistemology is a simple one: we aim to retake our common sense and logical faculties from the tricks of destructive Leftism and mainstream religion. Modern Leftism has been heavily influenced by the seductive skepticism of postmodernism. Western academia is rife with false prophets who have convinced the world that truth is entirely a function of power; that is to say, all facts are social constructions that have been constructed by institutions of power, and have no basis in reality. From this, they have argued that all truth is communal, not universal. They deny grand narratives, and consider the goodness of pluralism to be a tautology. We deny this. Citing Thomas Reid's common sense realism, we believe that we are entirely justified in using our perceptual and logical faculties to discern truths about the real world. Thus, we believe in the absolute authority of science.
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>Our metaphysics

Knowing that we are justified in our logical assessments, we believe in science, but this doesn't necessarily mean that we deny any sense of spirituality. In fact, the logical obviousness of the existence of spiritual forces is not only something we accept, but is vital to our mission of realizing our power. We repudiate Christian theologians who defend apparent biblical contradictions with meretricious sophistry. Yet, we realize the absurdity of existence; where everything is entirely causal, and yet something must exist without cause. We look to the ancient Persian philosopher Parmenides, who illustrated the incoherence of a void. There is no void. There is no such area where existence is not. Everything is ultimately One. This explains the strange partnership of opposing forces, a concept seen in Heraclitus, Daoism's Yin and Ying, male and female, etc.

There may be dissent based on the conviction that the only things which exist are physical entities, moreover known as metaphysical naturalism. We do not deny this. We simply assert that the nature of physical entities is much more complex than many atheists claim. The entirety of entities of the universe exist in symbiosis, as all things reduce to energy. This energy is how we gain our power. The initial practitioners of capoeira did not practice it as a martial arts; rather, they believed there was real spiritual power to be harnessed. Subconscious, real, spiritual, or metaphysical, we believe that the constant mental reinforcement of our power will allow it to grow.
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Is there a spell to cure my erectile dysfunction?
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>>34812059
wangardium leviosa
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It's amazing that this is how grown men turn out when they get no female effection their entire life. It's really interesting to watch.
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>Our ethics

With this great power comes certain responsibilities. Our ethics can be summed up by the great occultist Aleister Crowley: "Do what thou will." We believe in the pursuit of carnal pleasures, which is righteous and just, so long as no others are harmed. Thus, we do not harm women, though we repudiate their feminist claims. Men and women are supposed to live in a harmony. As the moon waxes and wanes, the balance between masculine and feminine forces is a natural thing and the disgusting transformation of this with transgenderism and Leftism is something we vehemently oppose. We will not allow our power to be shut out. We must stand with one another to raise ourselves up out of this unnatural time. This is one of the most important ethical principles of what we believe: always support your brother in wizardry. Re-affirm the masculinity of your brother in wizardry whenever possible.

We welcome some room for interpretation of wizardry. Some may say this is just a method for a better life. Some may truly believe in its truths. That's up to you. What's important is that we alleviate the pains of our current oppressed existence.
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>>34812057
>he rejects religion for a lack of objective fact
>while thinking his senses were objective
>implying any part of the human condition is objective
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oh and by the way, a wizard is a 30 year old virgin, not just any virgin.
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>>34812059

Harness your masculinity, wizard.

>>34812112

Interesting because we are finally rising up.
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>>34811998
hear ye hear ye

what does wizardmon evolve to
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>>34812131

The name for this movement hinges more on being the opposite to witchcraft, and thus welcomes men of all sexual orientations and levels of experience.

>he rejects religion for a lack of objective fact

No, we reject mainstream Christianity on the basis of its internal logical contradictions.
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>>34812130
You must not get any attention in the real world.

>>34812112
Pretty sure it's also what happens when nobody listens to them, they have no one to go to, and they are the turbo autist.

Please stop resorting to writing cringe.

Nobody here is your brother. Nobody here is following you. There is no we. You are embarrassing. Establish credibility among your peers in your own life before you try to cater to anons.
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>>34812196

>There is no we.

But there is. Are you frightened at the prospect of finally realizing your strength? We are already, are we not? In the minds of men we are here. We have been here.
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>>34812242
don't drag me into your LARPing faggot
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>>34812372

LARPing? Eveyrthing mentioned was the development of a philosophical system that included REAL philosophers.
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>>34811998
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YkXnBdd1Go
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>>34812059
yes it's called a prostate massager
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>>34812160
phantommon which is accurate considering how many wizards off themselves
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>>34812759


thanks for affirming your brother's masculinity, brother.

Some good tunes.
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>>34812196
>falling for the embarassment meme
>"establish credibility among your peers"
>falling for the social value approval rat race

how about you go fuck yourself. I have been asserting my own value system for quite a long time. people may laugh, but guess what? I then fuck them over and take their money or block them out of that is not possible

>>34812840
no need to thank brother
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You're a good writer OP. Keep up the awesome work. I'm personally not a wizard yet, I'm a 25 year old virgin, but it probably won't change
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>>34813001

thank you, brother. Don't fret about your virginity. Through the practice of positive thinking your masculinity and self-power is already rising.
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