/ETERNAL CANADA THREAD FEELSCOLDMAN/

>tfw Trudeau still isn't giving me free weed

I hate it here

How do I get NEETbux in Canada? Parents are about to kick me out and I have no money to survive.

Even the normies here aren't that mean to us Robots, I actually enjoy it.

>>34811875

Normies can still be mean, but they're just kind of passive aggressive about it, which can be either better or worse depending on my mood.

>>34811758
Could one of you ice dwellers tell me what each province is like without a political bias?

>>34811875
>le Canada polite meme xD

people here are just as rude as anywhere else

>>34811928
>maritime provinces
Old people
>Quebec
Frogs that hate everyone
>Ontario
Multicultural liberals
>Manitoba
Mix of rednecks and liberals, strange balance
>Alberta
Conservative, gun loving, global warming deniers
>Saskatchewan
>people
>BC
Chinks and potheads

>>34811954
>>Ontario
>Multicultural liberals

Only in the major cities, I think.

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it was minus 40 with windchill a few days ago. now it's like 0...went to the store in shorts and tshirt
only a month and a half till the snow melts bros

>>34811932
Yeah but like another anon said they are super passive aggressive, I don't think I would want the open aggression I hear from other anons

>>34811839
are u in ontario?

>>34811970
Thunder Bay isn't real, anon.

>>34811986
>minus 40

prairie cuck detected. or northern qb?

>>34811758
>FEELSCOLDMAN
literally only -3 where i live at 2 am, do you live in an igloo or something m8

>>34811839
Go to your doctor, tell them you are depressed and anxious all the time, do your best to cry in front of them. They will give you some benzos and refer you to a psychiatrist.

Repeat this process at the psychiatrist and they will sign a piece of paper saying you're disabled and can't work.

Your last hurdle will be a meeting with some government idiot to assess how much bux you get.

Good luck.

>>34812097
nah i ain't frenchie fag poofster i got guns.

>>34812165
>Repeat this process at the psychiatrist and they will sign a piece of paper saying you're disabled and can't work
do you have to ask them to say that for you or something or will they decide to do it themselves

would be weird if i had to go beg a psychiatrist to let me get neetbucks desu

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>tfw basic income and free tuition this September

Being Ontarian is starting to get real comfy, lads

>>34812191
>basic income
Never happening.

>>34812178
me2


devilish

>>34811758
Who else /stuckinhometown/ here?

>>34812191
ontario is the richest prov so of course its comfy

not as comfy as calgary though. chinooks, mountains, low crime, low traffic. wew.

>>34812191
>""""free"""" tuition
Fuck I need to get out of here

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>>34812219
780?
wanna doomsday prep?
>tfw prepared for everything

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>>34811826
>weed

What are you 13?

Do some real drugs or GTFO my thread you puerile punchline of a human being.

>>34812190
Whatever you do, don't bring it up. After 2 or 3 meetings they will ask you about work, just say you think about it but the anxiety is too much.

>>34812094
Can confirm it is real. I lived there all mt life till I was 23 when I moved to Kelowna with my girlfriend

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>>34812146
Ottawa my mayn.

Gimme a break, I just moved to Canada.

But don't get me wrong, I love the wintery vibes and snowy feels.

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who is /HamiltonRobot/ here?
I wonder how many neet robots actually live in the city, but just lurk on here and never post.

Any fembots in the city willing to allow me to watch them poop, fart, burp, and sniff their panties?

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>>34811839
>renounce canadian citizenship
>leave country
>become muslom
>come back as refugee
>get more money than seniors or disabled ppl who were born canadian

>>34812256
>ak
>not vz58

get some oc ya goof

also not 780, sry m8. out in the mountanes

>>34812346
hamilton is a shithole, living in toronto's fart trail.

>>34812387
i'm a doomsday prepper now i don't have time to draw maymays on compooters anymore the end is near

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>>34812348
Racist pigs never cease to amaze me.

LMAOING @ UR LYF RN YOU HILLBILLY

>>34812444
Oh i forgot to add, you can go around molesting little girls in public swimming pools too and the shitlibs will leap to your defence.
that's the bit you like most i'm sure.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEQbkbDxxCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jahn8MkrC64

Watching clips of old YTV bumpers/promos gives me such intense feels. Do any other Canada robots here know this feel?

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>>34812497
Enjoying your tears.

Keep the butthurt flowing boyo.

OttawaAnon reporting in, after university I'm getting the fuck out of this country

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>>34812408
Maybe that's why I like farts.

>tfw no fembot to sit on my face and fart.
Gassy shits are pretty hot too.

Newfoundlander here


Fuck the Canadian government for ruining and exploiting our province. We should be rich instead of letting everyone else get the better end of our deals.

Also fuck average Canadian, especially Nova Scotians. Newfoundland used to be a decent spot but now iextremely left wing and closed minded.
Liberal women rule our street here, it's sad.

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>>34812519
i remember something like tgat called 'the zone' where this dude and really qt petite chick that gave me so many feels in my pants

>>34812559
/Carleton/ heya.

What about you?

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>Be me
>Poo in [[[[[Looooooo]]]]]] son
>Father has victim complex
>Forced me into soccer at young age even though I hated it
>Bad, cause all did was play vidya and street hockey
>Used to yell at me for being bad
>From ages 7-15
>Cut TV subscription cause I was doing meh at school
>Age: 10
>Forced me to go to sikh school for elementary
>Wake up 7 come home at 4:30 on bus
>Only get normal high school cause cousin talked sense
>Vision gets worse
>He's mad at me
>Fast forward to 12th grade
>Make same mistake on all uni applications
>Can fix but it's a process, will take few days
>Dad angry uni responses haven't come in
>Father makes me cry, keeps on asking me why I don't care
>Yells, makes me apply to albertan universities.
>Tells me he's sending me to Albertan for me
>He's the one taking a loss here

TODAY

>Dad comes home
>Sits me and brother down
>Angryfuckface.png activated
>Pulls out blue pill he found on property
>Asks who's is it and won't let us leave,
>Tells who ever owns it get's kicked out (18 and 19 year old)
>Says he'll get it tested tomorrow
>We're getting blood tests on Monday
>neither of us even drink.

It's not mine, potentially brother's but I think I'm done here. I hate my dad.

University of Calgary acceptance since I can't find the University of Alberta one

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who 905 here? eating a nutella sandwich

>>34812539
we'll see where things are when you're begging me to save your life.
and i shall consider it.

Why hasn't my boy Trudeau banned guns yet? I thought that and weed was why we elected him?

>>34812582

/uOttawa Engineering/

really don't understand the intense rivalry hate desu, many of my friends from HS go to carleton and it seems pretty cool lad

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>>34812588

I'm ( >>34812572 >>34812346 ) reporting in.
Where in the 905 are you fellow robot?
No plans to ever meet up with anyone from on here, just curious.

Hello everyone. I'm a fembot from Toronto requesting to be friends with someone. I'm 18. Please someone talk to me, I feel like I'm going insane without human interaction. Here's the only thing I have, my snapchat: light0
Let's be friends and bake a cake or something. Okay thanks, wish everyone here the best. Also, Canada is great, where else would you people complaining go? The states? Hah.

>>34812580
fuck you, freeloader. you havent doen shit for us since the 60s and also your climate and economy is trash.

halifax is top tier comfy but i'll agree a lot of nova scotians are either trying to be like rural ontarians (hick-chic) or have inflated egos

>>34812581
>>34812519
here she is i had to see her agn...so few pics of her...so many adolescent boners

>>34812634

yes i fucking would go to the states, what's it to you

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>>34812581
That's Carlos and Sugar you're thinking of. Before Carlos it was Pat Kelly, a geeky-looking guy with glasses and spiky hair.

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who else /604/? GET ME OUTTA HERE

>>34812634
join discord and ill chat with you

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>>34812642
ups forgotum pic

Every single province besides (for the most part) Alberta is left-wing and liberal as shit

>>34812647
oh wow i guess she changed her look alot..
she's so much cuter here >>34812658

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who else here is in the 250?

Okanaganbots where you niggas at? Is this fucking city chad central or what?

>>34812627
I'm in brampton

708. Also I have good feeling this guy is>>34812586

>>34812680
Oh wait that's the middle of my number *778

>>34812256
here for school. why you preppin for the end, friend?

>>34812634
>fembot
>from toronto
>from toronto

literally every single red flag possible in only two words. Nothing but garbage has ever come out of that city. You should go lie down in a landfill because honestly the only way your biomass will ever be of any use to society is as compost

>>34812674
I know a red colored asian kid at a uni there. He says it cousin fucking tier

>>34812671
even alberta is fairly liberal compared to parts of the states. they like to think theyre all tough and hardcore, but they wouldnt give up their health care or other social services for a minute

>>34811986
MB bro too?

>>34812726
He's lying or he thinks that just because we're really really white. There's trash areas like rutland where that's believable but the rest is pretty nice. Seriously though, I'm 6'3 and I don't feel tall at all living here. Average height is probably 6'1, maybe taller.

And literally everyone is a tanned ripped beachgoing chad.

>>34812761
Yeah, it's literally impossible to be a fembot in kelowna, there's a literal endless supply of rich ripped tall chads. It's a dick buffet. Only way you're not getting dick is if you're going out of your way to avoid it.

>>34812721
But I'm studying to be a doctor one day anon. I'll be of use to society then. Also, you're on r9k of all places too. So don't fucking come on to me acting holier than thou. You're exactly the same trash I am, probably even worse, and to act even remotely better would be borderline schizoid behaviour. Prick, I'd like to see you talk like that to my face. Anyway, have a good night my dude.

>>34812708
boredom mostly.
and progressives 'progress' sure looks like turning our country into the goddamn 3rd world, i'm not relying on this mickeymouseshit cuck goverment to save me if and when the shit hits the fan.
also my family has lots of land, and know lots of fellow preppers...making me a compound.

>>34812789
I'm thinking of moving from vancouver to kelowna once I'm done with uni. Is it a decent place for a robot?

>>34812815
It's very comfy and the weather's great. Also very expensive. Probably not a good place for dating.

>>34812795
>studying to be a doctor
>from toronto
>from toronto

you'll just end up sucking chad off during his physical while robots die from no gf

>>34812803
k ill come find you when it hits

>>34812841
I fuckin hate hot summers, prefer Vancouver weather. But rent here is too fucking expensive. Fuck this place.

>>34812871
you better be real qt..

>>34812841
>weather's great
>rains all the fuking time

nty

>>34812928
ive let myself go in terms of grooming habits and i dress like shit. All i do to look good is brush my teeth and lift. I'm a guy tho so i hope youre into that

>>34812973
i'm not right now but once society ends you never know.
i'm no bottom though that much i'm sure of.

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>>34812622
>/uOttawa/

I'm sorry but I can't associate with you anymore...

>>34813021
we'll wrestle for top when the time comes

>no homo

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>>34812586
and since you're Indian and going to UofC you must be taking business

at least Calgary is better than Edmonton

>>34812634
I could use a friend as well and visit Toronto sometimes.

But don't have normiechat unfortunately.

>>34813116
bitch my compound my arsenal my rules.
it's forest bride or nothing for you.
you have to call me daddy too.

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>>34812588
Off my thread you pseudo-comfy poster.

Nutella is a memed up over hyped disgusting and sad excuse for real peanut butter.

>>34813120
I feel like I want to kill my dad

>>34813151
ok, but can you call me mommy and choke me just a little?

>>34813382
no your new name is Lulubell and i'll choke you a bunch.

>>34813430
Deal.

>Tfw making friends