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>>34833606
>Le Trump is a baboon he doesnt know what hes doing XD meme

http://fusion.net/story/174515/donald-trump-president-oprah-interview/

>>34833623
wow such prophecy!
mind:blown

>>34833623
That's actually the opposite of what that picture is saying but while Trump is actually brilliant it's because he managed to dupe idiots like you.

What do you need cash for?

Night time security.
Night time clean up crew
Night time anything.
Got warehouses near you? Do that. Easy money but long hours.

Scaring money out of normies.

>>34833527
>spoonfeeding a normalfag newfag

just google it on your iPad Gen 18, brah

>>34833527
>normie
>newfag
>virgin

FUCK YOU REDDIT, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OK so it means kissless hugless handholdless Virgin
What I dony understand is how have some for you never hugged a girl. Like it's how you say hi or goodbye to your friends.

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>>34833429
God damn, I can just picture him in my mind and hear his voice and I want to punch him in the face. That's possibly my least favorite type of person, God damn.

owned.

but yah, y not see a real psychiatrist

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It pissed me the fuck off on my therapist didn't want to share anything at all about their life with me.

I mean I understand they had to keep it professional, but it felt pretty alienating. I wasn't even looking to be their friend I was just trying to get perspective on things I was talking about, or see if they thought one way or another on something.

Fuck you Tom you lame ass mark.

>>34833322
I don't know her past because I have no fucking clue who she is. That being said you are implying she is a whore and probably does porn. So no I would not date her.

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>>34833341

She is pretty fucking cute

Not an original comment

>>34833438
Is she a porn whore? Something is wonky about her nose.

>>34833291
give planes a shot

>>34833291
Watch initial D
originalio

>>34833291
I can drive. I just haven't bothered getting a permit/license.

>>34833290
Giggling girls is a good thing. Scientifically speaking it means they're being flooded with emotions, and it often comes out in the form of laughter.

They like you anon. You can swing your weight a little. Be casual, fun and suggest something for you all to do.

>>34833428
I don't think that at my age it would be appropriate to ask out high school girls. I'm just happy that they're attracted to me now.

Gotta bang the high schoolers bro
as long as they are of legal age of course

>>34833224
This version is better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-nGrJvN8aw

I watched this in 6th grade.

Kill me right now.

This post is the spice, oregano.

>>34833983
Yeah. It's pretty ancient.

50 points to luck everytime

>>34833202
10 to intelligence,
10 to personality,
10 to willpower,
10 to speed,
10 to luck.

The perfect human being.

>>34833202
>put all into strength
the most powerful tard in existence

>able to turn bricks into paste with my destructive protein farts
>can only say words that rhyme with the last thing i ate


all will bow to ultra tard

Live.
skdhas.djgfakjdg.ka

>>34833149
die antwoord is not a fantastic band i admit but they are ok, OP. hope you can come to terms with them eventually :)

>>34833149
Just don't think about the future

>>34833058
northeast feels will never be a thing because you guys are a bunch of fucking faggots who plague everywhere i go

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Yeah I gotta say, today is been pretty pathetic on r9k. I know it's the norm and encouraged this board if anywhere but Jesus. People need to get a grip and stop complaining, start doing!

>>34833226
Do what? We've tried to "do" and we've failed. Fuck off normies. Really don't understand why you have to invade the only robot board in all of 4chan. Just stay out and mind your own fucking business like you do irl

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>>34833027
No. That's also why I hate most sister/brother porn.
>Hey step-bro
Just kills it tbqh

No. People might try to think it's somehow taboo but biologically it sort of makes sense. If you have a sibling who was attracted to one of their siblings it's basically similar DNA being attracted to another group of DNA.

Personally though I would find it weird if my family members were hooking up with another family. Biologically it might make sense but bells are ringing in the moral centers of my brain for some reason

>>34833027
It's only truly weird if you've been step-siblings since before you hit puberty. Otherwise it's not a terribly good idea but not that strange either.

I have never heard of such a thing. Even in pornography that's sounds strange and Fringe

I'm sure there is someone out there like that. It's not too far fetched really; there is definitely some sense of pride in knowing that you made someone cum, its not a far jump to being proud for making someone cum the most or the hardest out of every other girl he has ever been with.

who gives a shit. a nuts a nut and it feels dope. you're overthinking it dude.

>>34832988
FUCK
no.

How tall are you?

>>34833018
i'm 5'4" how does that affect my name

>>34832988
Dom is the hottest fucking name

Please fuck me

>>34832761
The best advice I can give you is to go have a fap and when you're finished, reconsider.

>>34832761
It's not wise to have your first sexual experience be so non-vanilla.

>>34832870
it's the only viable one I can see for someone like myself