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>5" dick
>take 30 minutes to cum

>>34854446
how about you use my pussy to train yourself to cum properly :3c :3c ;3ccc

>>34855138
>3c :3c ;3ccc
(-_- )_,!,,

actually i'm the narrator

i'm that notoriously quiet side character that nobody really cares about

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>>34854837
>i'm that notoriously quiet side character that nobody really cares about
I think you mean notoriously CUTE anon!!!

YOZO IS A STUPID NIGGER

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>>34854439
>there's a general now

can't wait for this shit to die

>>34854439
full of normies, avoid

>>34854385
valentine's day should not exist

who is the stupid fuck that came up with this idea for a "holiday," anyway?

>>34855067
Companies that make tons of money off of it obviously.
>Lets get losers to buy flowers randomly one day out of the year

I live my life like its another day instead of acting like its a some big club that I wasn't invited to like you all act on here. This is nothing but pandering to women anyway so why would you idiots be sad over not wasting your resources on some boring or maybe sex.

>>34854367
Fallout 4 was absolute trash

Fallout New Vegas > Fallout 4
Fight me jewboy

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>>34854367

WHAT THE FUCK DO THE CAPITAL WASTELANDERS EAT, YOU HACK

>>34854366
I don't think he really cares too much anymore. He is still a Millionaire and it seems like he is just doing it for fun and not for money now. I don't really watch him, never have, but he seems less 'fake' as before.

>>34854479
Hes become more /edgy/ now, probably due to rising popularity of people like Papa Franku amongst normies. I'm glad, his content is pretty enjoyable now. He embraces the meme and doesn't give a fuck anymore.

I hope he gets cancer and doesn't recover. Stupid chad.

>drink correlation
>get causation

>>34854306
>tfw skinnier than him
>tfw bigger gyno than him

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>>34854306
>used to think my tits were just because I was fat
>lose the weight
>still got titties
>realized yesterday in the shower that my hips are wider than my rib cage

if youre getting matches from legit women then you have the looks. Thats all the app is based upon. So if you're CHAD or somewhat close to CHAD, women can just sit back and swipe you right because they have all the power and control, leaving the non-CHADS left to suffer.

Thanks God.

>>34854117
It's weird for me when I get matches because I don't know what to do
I had a girl start sexting with me
Was pretty god

>>34854299
post face

880uihohlk

>>34853993
https://youtu.be/TC4jWtc93rE
One of my go to sleepy time songs

More music please guys

On YouTube there is a livestream called "lofi hip hop" it's really chill and soothing music

>>34853964
depends, are you a girl (maIe) ?

>>34853992
if i say i'm a female i'll get backlash so i'll just stick with that statement

>>34854064
idk if i'd be your valentine, but talking would be fun. :) kik?

>>34853940
There are no whites in africa, just go there l guess

>>34853940
Masculinity is the problem

Just convert them into feminine traps

>>34853940
this image could be twisted against niggers too though

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>>34853908
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

>>34853908
Nope I just forgot I left my oven on at home. This won't be working out sorry.

>>34853908
>skinny cute girl
>feminist
what happened?

>>34853895

it's really, really, REALLY not.

don't listen to him kids. it's all downhill after college if you don't make connections and get a good job.

you have been warned.

>>34853895
no it's not
you're just a retarded brainlet

>>34854009
Not OP but I disagree. I work 50 hour work weeks during the summer and it's pretty comfy compared to going to college. Work is always with a familiar set of people and has goals already set. College is a lot of uncertainty and new people.

you're in high school again, no recess

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>>34853816
People here complain about being manlets or dicklets.
Yeah, okay.
Try having a fucking babyface.

There is literally no worse fate.

>>34853849
YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL AAAGAAINNN, NO RECESS! NO RECESS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xCgwXWEQ10

>>34853815
revolving doors
a cloudy day
revolving doors
a cloudy day

my love life is getting so bland
there are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
some times it makes me want to laugh
some times I wanna take my toaster in the bath

PUSH ME

AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME

UNTIL I CAN GET MY

SATISFACTION