>"Hey Anon, you ready for our date?"

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>>34853908
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

>>34853908
Nope I just forgot I left my oven on at home. This won't be working out sorry.

>>34853908
>skinny cute girl
>feminist
what happened?

>>34854036
>what happened?

life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

>>34853908
I love raisins

>>34853908
We'd probably fug and she'd accuse me of raping her.

>>34853908
W-what d-date I never a-agreed to this

>>34853908
Yeah. You're paying for yourself right?

>>34853908
You do realize the majority of this board were Bernie/Hillary supporters right? I myself only supported Trump cause Hillary was bad, but I did support Bernie, get out of here with your alt-right trash and enjoy your 4 years before another Democrat is elected.

>>34854975
>"Of course! It's not the 50's! Oh, and if we do decide to have sex, I have to insist you wear a condom. Sound good?"

>>34855140
sounds good to me. I don't want to pay for your abortion.

>>34855140
Too good. What's the catch?

>>34855182
She expects you to eat her out but she'll never suck your dick.

>>34853908
fuck off bitch i don't have time for you. there's league to be played today

*autistically run back to laptop and boot up league*