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>>34870152
Maybe he doesn't even want to be anything more than just a friend to her?

>>34870260
This anon's right, the guy in OPs pic could be a faggot, we dont know

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h....haha..hhahaha

ZOMG!! He is so SeXy. I want him inside me.

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Once again white Bois BTFO.

How will they ever recover?

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>>34869429
Because the rule of women. If one women says she wants this guy, 2 will say so too, then those turn to 6, those turn to 12 etc.

They try to compete over this shit like crazy. It is like fads, women latch onto fads like crazy. Marketing works on women the most for this exact reason.

The guy looks practically like a female to male chick.

I wonder how many 6'1"-6'2" MtFs will be posted in this thread

>>34869324
I'm just adding my discord, so I'll be posting soon :D

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Looking for dat V-Day luuuurve

>>34869162
Try balding

I might have the same reaction tho

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>>34869162
literally me every single day

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Me at everything

It's just a test, never used vocaroo before.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s031T45QAKRg

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>>34868709
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s031T45QAKRg
w O w q T

>>34868793
Damn, I try to sound mature >< But people think I'm 15 yo or so

>>34868352
How do you not fap? Like my balls and stomach woke hurt if I don't and I wake up erect and sensitive

>>34868551
I just focus and ignore porn, although I've never felt pain because of it.

Notice any difference s?

Roll for bbw

>>34868056
As much hard liquor as my neetbux can afford.

>>34868056
Tears
Originaly of course desu~

>>34868056
Beer like always, but the day feels like whiskey mixed with tears

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try buddhist teachings for a while

>>34867521
meditate. Don't try to be good at it, just do it

>>34867521

>explore hobbies and interests
>eat healthy and exercise
>get proper amount of sleep
>avoid negative places like 4chan
>try not to be too hard on yourself

Fat wite bois and for some reason Juan

>>34867218
>none of them are white

>>34867218
why is /pol/ so successful at fostering a multicultural environment?

She's obviously faking, you moron. You ever seen a waitress smiling at you when she takes your order? You think she likes carrying your food around 8 hours a day? It's no different with camwhores.

It's all customer service. The number one rule is to appear enthusiastic to make your customers happy.

>>34867176
bit of both but mostly fake/exaggerated

he's pretending so hard to be cute and sub

>>34867176
I thought women snap their teeth shut when orgasming?

Throw a mouse in the fryer and get the store in trouble. That's what I did and now I'm making 50k a year and have a 7/10 qt who's into ass play.

>>34866862
"Accidentally" burn him with fryer grease

>>34866862
YES I LOVE THESE THREADS, THANK U BASED OP

Bump.

>Worked at KFC for a while
>Got bored and stuck a straw up my anus
>Gave straw to customer (out back in packet) she didn't even notice
>Don't feel bad for her anon, she was a horrible abusive customer. Nearly three a chicken leg at my because it wasn't crispy enough, as she requested it should have been

first for getting shitfaced

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>papa johns sent me a text about a 2for1 special on pizzas
Things are looking alright lads

Tonights the night lads. I'm finally going to do it. I'm gonna take a spoon to the face

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it can't be that impossibru

Small steps. Slowly start putting yourself in situations where you're forced to socialize.

You'll be kept awake at night and obsess about all the social errors you've made, but in a few years you might become a normie if you're lucky,

That's all you have to do

"just b urself" is shit advice but "dont stress about it" is fantastic advice

you'll make social missteps, but everyone does. if you're really spooked out by a mistake youve made, just dont hang out with those people again. real life is not like the internet where people will get offended at you once and then do everything they can to liferuin you, normies dont have time to pull that shit because they have jobs n shit

I do weed and usually end sad still

>tfw smoked erryday for four years
>can't even come close to getting stoned anymore
yeah it's amazing until you want every moment to be that way and are let down that it isn't really possible

>once a week smoke weed
>get a bunch of snacks
>wrap up in blankets
>listen to joe rogan and play SMT

I feel like I get teleported to happiness land

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiiyq2xrSI0

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https://youtu.be/erqpdc9W8F8

H-help

>>34864702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4

This one hits hard...