NEET and robot /recovery /thread

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it can't be that impossibru

Small steps. Slowly start putting yourself in situations where you're forced to socialize.

You'll be kept awake at night and obsess about all the social errors you've made, but in a few years you might become a normie if you're lucky,

That's all you have to do

"just b urself" is shit advice but "dont stress about it" is fantastic advice

you'll make social missteps, but everyone does. if you're really spooked out by a mistake youve made, just dont hang out with those people again. real life is not like the internet where people will get offended at you once and then do everything they can to liferuin you, normies dont have time to pull that shit because they have jobs n shit

>>34867061
>just dont hang out with those people again.

Even better, laugh about it. Anything that doesn't draw blood is pretty fair game about laughing.

Hell as embarrassing as shitting yourself is, you can rub it off if you know how to do it. But since we're talking about robots then yeah, bailing is an option

>>34868084
That is what r9k was made for. So robots can tell other robots about their social mistakes so we can all laugh about it

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>26
>got a interview to fast food joint
>"what makes you panda martial"
>didn't get teh job
>tfw old friends are lawyers and one is a probation officer
>don't have any friends
>massive crater in resume
>Feel more and more hopeless every day
>feel like nothing, apathy is very strong

>>34868306
>"what makes you panda martial"
I'm white and love to wear a lot of black clothing.

>>34868306
>>"what makes you panda martial"
GRAAAAAAAAAH

how the fuck do you decide what haircut to get?

Everytime the haircutter asks me I try to explain but I end up confusing them then I panic and say just cut it how you think it should be or some shit like that and end up with a cut i fucking hate

>applied to a nice-looking gas station
>they call me back the same day
>want to do an interview tomorrow
>they hire me & i do the training
>working 10 hour overnight shifts
>6 days a week every single week
>i'm alone with no coworker to help
>3 page tasks list to do every night
>ruin my feet and my back working
>dealing with drunks and homeless
>customers harass me constantly
>accidentally broke the safe one day
>got fired for it no questions asked
>they charge me $600 for repairs

my father screamed at me for getting fired

i almost put him in the hospital

>>34868699

They dont have the little chart at the front? They do everywhere I go, but unfortunately I'm in a predom black area, so 19 of the pictures is a fade and the other is a crew cut.

>>34868757

how do you break a safe? did you tip it over? that still shouldn't do it, those things are beyond sturdy which is the point

>>34868883
it had a piece of shit touch screen which never fucking worked and they were looking for an excuse to replace it

"anon broke the safe" was a great way to do it out of my pocket fucking thieving jew cunts

>>34868699
Ask for short back and sides.

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Seems like the more progress I make the more pointless any of this seems. I just got back from the gym, my neck hurts, it's cold, and I don't want to do anything. I spent the entire day yesterday working on a puzzle and listening to political talk radio. I'm so bored with everything, nothing seems worth doing, not even improving myself. I'm only doing it because I have nothing else to do. Going to the gym is just a way to kill a few hours. Then I spend the rest of the day browsing imageboards.

I should be getting better, not worse. I've never been this jaded before.

>>34869297
>progress
>browsing imageboards all day

Go make some friends, anon.

>>34869830
>trying to make friends
>only people who will even talk to me live in other states

>>34869907
That's why you make new friends.

>>34868757
Your father screamed at you for getting fired?

Shouldn't your father assume you should know how to approach and deal with these issues without him having to scream at a grown-ass adult to make the point? That's kind of fucked, famalamadingdong.

>>34868942
Dont tell me you actually paid? If they took it from your check head to citizens advice and sue

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>>34866288

Restart and Respawn.
I recomend 12 gauge through the roof or Helium.

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I became depressed at 12, eventually dropped out of school at 13. Was a NEET with no friends until 21 when my uncle offered me a job. I moved 200miles from home and lived with him and my chad cousin that was a senior in HS at the time. The next 3 years I became a normie. I always hanged out with my cousin so I went to parties and shit. Since I was 21, I was the guy everyone called up to go to their party and bring alcohol. I had a job making $15/hr , my own car, etc. I had sex with several sluts I met at parties. It took me about a year to feel comfortable going out and being social. I never actually had a gf though. Eventually I became schizo and lost my job and couldn't hold a job. My uncle accused me of shit like stealing. I left and went back home to mummy and become a NEET again. It's like those 3 years never happened. I'm 29 now and I'm still a neet. I'm on NEETBUX now and I never go out. Parents charge me rent and they live in a rural town and I don't have a car so I can't really do anything. I just play vidya, sleep and fap all day. Not sure how much longer I'm going to last. I don't think I can become a normie again. I had a taste of normie life and it didn't mean anything. Even if I tried to be a normie, I don't think i can. the meds fucked me up too over the years, I can hardly talk without sounding like im autistic. I hate talking to people and any people I do make friends with I end up ignoring until they go away.

>>34868699
Just be a man a shave it

>>34870008
i was playing vidya at the time to forget my troubles

he thought i "got fired" (quit) intentionally to get out of working

he's also kind of a fucking asshole with angry problems

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>>34868699
see the wisdom of >>34869110

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>>34868306
>old friends are lawyers

That means nothing.

Lawyers make dick these days if they didn't graduate from a Top14 law school, and found a job at a white shoe Big Law firm. Lawyer salaries tend to be bi-modal so if you don't make it into one of those coveted Big Law firms, you're basically better off making minimum wage at Panda Express than spending 3 years of your life and 200k in tuition to attend a TTT law school.

Even if they're working for a big law firm they still probably hate their lives.

pic is a distribution of lawyer salaries.

Here's a list of law school rankings

http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/law-rankings

How can I get on neetbux in California

>>34870470
have autism, which I guess is already out of the way, considering you're here

What happened to Stanley aka Vulpes?

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>>34870509
This Stanley?

>>34870553
yes exactly

what happened? he and his memes disappeared

>>34870470

GR and foodstamps, live in the basement for a year until your social security shit is approved.

>>34870482
I've been diagnosed with Bi polar and ptsd is that enough?

>shutin for 8 years
>slowly start going outside alone
>the more progress i make the more shame i feel
>no job history at all
>try to reconnect with school friends on normiebook
>they seem exvited until the first thing they ask after "how are you" is "what do you fo now?"
>tfw the conversation always dies immediately after i say im unemployed and try to steer the convo back towards them
>tfw this has happened five times
>tfw end up withdrawing more and depression and anxiety get worse again
What do

>>34870785
become a wagecuck

>>34870785
make up a fake work history. Problem solved

>every jobs wants you to be social, caring and extrovert
I keep applying tho but the minute were on the phone I fall through

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>>34870578
I know, I've got a whole folder of him. I miss Stanley.

When I was younger, I was obsessed with secrets and gossip. After going through a long period of angst and self-loathing, I beat that part of myself into submission. Now I'm afraid I have a terminal lack of curiosity regarding other people. I can't seem to make myself give a shit about other people. And I don't think it's a problem of not having met the right people. I'm just a boring fuck.

>>34870011
This. Afaik its illegal to let employees pay for damage done during working hours (at least here in the EU).

>>34871063
im bad at lying though. trying to remember the lies in case they come up again in the future is really stressful. and mom and dad taught me lying is bad... did they lie to me?

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>>34866288
This has no silver bullet.

So, my parents are going out for Valentines day dinner and they are bringing me. They want me to "feel included."

I guess it's better than sitting at home by myself with my computer(s).

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Why don't you robots try a trade or skilled labor?

>>34871717
they know. they fucking know, anon.

>>34871717
>I guess it's better than sitting at home by myself with my computer(s).
It sure wouldn't be to me, but I hope you enjoy it.

>>34871746
>local college doesn't have trade classes aside from auto mechanics
>no trade school
>no trade jobs in the area anyway
How do I even try? I kind of have an interest in machining but I can't really get into it all on my own.

>>34871746
There isn't work in my trade where I am. Welder here.

>>34868699
find a picture of a haircut that you would like and show it to the barber nigga

>>34871746
>>34871746
jobs being filled by underpaid eastern yuros

>>34871717
>They want me to "feel included."
More like they want to distract themselves from the fact that their love and passion for each other is waning. That's some weird shit to bring your kid on a Valentines date

>>34871908

Be glad anon. My stepdad was a welder his entire life and he has every almost every lung disease there is. This is a man who never smoked a single cigarette in his life...it's all down to decades of welding man.

bump because this is the only good thread

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i cant work i gave up

i get neetbux or a die

>>34872610
tinny?

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>>34872681
got em

thread is called neet recovery but i cant recover ever tfw

atleast i acknowledge it

>>34872774
I remember you from years back from kpg. Going to casinos and later getting homeless.

Good to see you're still alive.

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>>34872847
wow lol i thought you were someone else

but ya im barely alive i went through a lot of horrible shit since then
long stories

>>34872991
Who do you thought I was then? We go years way back.

Anyway I hope you still will find somehow a way to recover, like most of us have some hope for it in this topic.

>>34866288
>How did you reenter society after being detached for so long?

I didn't.

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>>34873085
someone from /vg/ not /kpg/ i hate that place its so boring to me now i never even go there

>Anyway I hope you still will find somehow a way to recover

not really possible for me

some people just cant earn a living in this world because the harshness of capitalism

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Who /future homeless/ here? I just want to take it easy

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>>34868306
>what makes you panda martial
are you kidding me?

>>34872991
>long stories
And I want to hear then. Quick rundown? Most interesting story?

>>34874090
>>what makes you panda martial
>are you kidding me?
i don't get it, what does that mean?

>>34867034
Gym is how I'm doing that.

When I come home i have to face my loneliness and complete ineptitude at everything else.

I'll be a greek god while still being 100% assburger

>>34874201

It means that they wanted OP to grovel at their feet and protest at how its been his lifelong dream to work for the company and be a literal slave in the corporate machine for the benefit of someone else.

You just have to fucking lie because the language of work and the act of getting a job is more complex than the actual work itself.

In a perfect world you could just say "because you were hiring" but no, now you fucking have to get corporate tattoos to show your dedication.

>>34871717
I'm also going to this "Theology on Tap" held by this Christian youth group I found.


They're all mostly normies, though. Some drive like an hour but they're mostly kids with jobs and College experience. You can see on their faces how soul sucking their jobs are, though. Some of them seem pretty thirsty for normies. The guy who runs it got a girlfriend out of it. He admitted to reading Harry Potter. They're also pretty casual tier when it comes to religion which annoys me. I want deep discussions about gawd.

I met a guy from 4chan there but hes still pretty normie tier. I mean he even has a kid.

>>34874318
the fuck does "panda martial" mean. did he mean to type "panda material"?

>>34875181
Company material... Wtf are interviews these days. That's like a grill debating if some dude is boyfriend material

>>34875181
>>34874201
I assume he was interviewing for a job at Panda Express, and obviously he meant to type material instead of martial. Context clues, my nigga

>>34870325
Well this is depressing.

I was thinking about going into law after I finished my useless arts degree, but if I'm still going to be a wage cuck earning pennies then what's the fucking point?

>>34876065
Write the LSAT. If you can get into a good law school then by all means go.

>>34869907
>>34869297

You sound like me. What is your skype? Lets talk. :)

>>34875459
pretty much a form of non-normie screening

>>34869297
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Diacetyl-morphine

>>34875181
You have to understand that employers enjoy humiliating their employees, and making them grovel.