Valentine's Day Drinking Thread

>>34868056
As much hard liquor as my neetbux can afford.

>>34868056
Tears
Originaly of course desu~

>>34868056
Beer like always, but the day feels like whiskey mixed with tears

>>34868326
>Beer
what kind lad

>>34868056
I drank two or three shots of Jager, but that was not enough. I feel too sober. I felt drunk when I gave a card to my oneitis, but it was before Jager.

>>34869197
And now I want some more of this stuff, it's cool

What day is worst for KHV neets, today or New Years?

some shitty vodka.

>>34868056
Palinca,need something strong for tonight.

Arctic Cherry Gatorade

orginales beer

>>34868056
yo tears

Can't drink til Thursday cuz wagecuckin

>>34868056
A six pack of Labatt Ice. Only $4, 5.6% abv, and 16 oz cans. Great way to get fucked up for cheap.

>>34868056
I'm going to share a bottle of wine with my wife

>>34868056
Drinking vodka and smoking weed

Red wine on diner, and whiskey afterwards.

Vodka and weed

Are people really this triggered by Valentine's Day? Not even normies like it.

>>34871212
>Are people really this triggered by Valentine's Day?
No, I just use it as an excuse to get drunk.

Mickeys

I just started on the 2nd 40 and I think I will have to get more later

just had a beer with my Valentine :3

I'm gonna go to the liquor store later and get some rum or something. Something under 20 bucks. I like Sailor Jerry's so probably that.

>>34872190
It's people like you that make my blood boil!

not drinking because i had a pretty strong edible, feels good tho

Coffee mixed with whiskey

as a good German, Beer....

The last of my liter of Jim Beam and maybe some kratom too. Maybe puking will be cathartic.

>>34872209
Conch republic. Decent, smooth, insanely cheap.

>>34868056
I'm just smoking a cigar. I don't like drinking, it makes me more emotional.

is Diesel Fuel good to drink?

>>34873426
This

Plus some captain morgan and cola

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my thread is DOA, so I'll post in this one
I've got some Flor de Cana, some cider, some loneliness and some misery

>>34873512
Only one way to find out.

oriental

>>34873512
No, just huff the fumes.

tasted it ..... puked all over my bedroom..... still best valentines day ever

he was a good man. i wasn't planing on it but ill have a drink for him.

>>34873655
>tfw my best valentines was 4 years ago, and I'll probably never have another like it
Picard lied, to have loved and lost is far worse than never to have loved

>>34873563
Yeah, Ive seen your thread.
Maybe it was the pic?

Still nice to have you here.
I hope you have a bucket handy.

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Craft beer, matches well with loneliness and chocolate

>>34873760
>chocolate

That stuff is only for lony fat girls who havent been nailed in a long while.

>>34873725
I don't need a bucket, rarely puke from booze these days
I just need to not think about my ex right now

>>34873869
>ex

Okay only and I mean only because its valentines day and im drunk as fuck, will I not 'REEEEE' at you.

However, I wish I had the power to not puke from booze.

>>34873783
I am a lonely somewhat chubby girl so I think I deserve it

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Watered down vodka and endless cigarettes for me

I'm too much of a pussy to drink straight 100 proof

>>34873954
Im to drunk to REEE at you so.

Granted

>>34873925
it's not really a power, just alcoholism and lots of cannabis
>>34873954
are you perchance in norcal?

>>34874003
50%... Is this even Vodka anymore?

>>34874022
Nice dubs
also
>re you perchance in norcal?
pathetic

>>34868056
Tbh I had a great day, I when to a massage parlor and got a hand job, also bulleit Bourbon

>>34874018
Cheers!
>>34874022
Nah, Europe, so technically V-day is already done over here

>>34874079
>Nah, Europe, so technically V-day is already done over here
Yeah finally.
The only good thing is that pornhub gives out free premium memberships.

>>34874055
I have nothing to lose by asking
>>34874079
damn
>tfw it seems like there are zero bay area fembots
probably because this area is ultra saturated with both Chads and rich betas

>>34874171
Why do you want a fembot so bad anon?>>34874127
Not really my cup of tea, but I hope you'll enjoy yours

>>34868056
Buffalo Trace Whiskey, maybe some other stuff if the packy run goes as planned. May as well get drunk with a brodie if no women will tolerate either of us. I don't even wanna HEAR whatever gay shit you faggots are cooking up

>>34873723
I hate to admit it but I agree with you. I used to be perfectly content being alone until a girl started showing affection to me. She even hugged me once. However, when I asked her out I was turned down. Made me realize the pain of being alone.

>>34874218
because I get so goddamn lonely, and cannot relate to normal women. also, this board is the main place I socialize, so if I'm ever going to get another gf, I will probably meet her here

>>34874171
>I have nothing to lose by asking
me neither... but somehow... it feels wrong
I dont know why

>>34874304
I wish you luck then. What kind of girl are you looking for? Entertain me so it doesn't feel like I am drinking alone, robots.

A few pints lads. Women can piss off. Happy day to you all.

>>34874362
ideally she would have at least an average face, be at least slightly T H I C C, and share at least one of my interests. at this point though, I realize I am not a catch at all, so I'd probably be ok with almost any biological female

>>34874362
Its V-Day
You can be certain that you are not the only drinking robot.

And I bet at least 3 will off themselves tonight.

>>34874428
What kind of interests do you have aside from anime image boards?
My main interests are crafting or anything creative, LARP, tabletop gaming and JFashion.

>>34874442
Oh please don't. Don't give in to commericial flower day and let them win, you can do better fellow robots.

>>34874485
I do not.
The day itself is just a stupid premise to push sales in gifts n' flowers.

But it makes me sad to hear 20 people every day for a whole week talking about what they will get their gf for V day.

Brings up tfw no gf feels in me.
And alc is my painkiller.

>>34874463
cooking, star trek, trains, alcohol mostly
especially cooking, trying to get a restaurant job atm

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A 26 oz bottle of whiskey.
Original post.

>>34874581
>cooking

Not the other anon but that is a really nice hobby to have.

Popov and LaCroix.

>>34874581
Cooking is a super fun hobby, but being good enough to also get a job in it is super cool! A really good trait to have, your future fembot will be lucky with you!

>>34874575
Is your alc at least good?

>>34874639
it is, always results in something immediately enjoyable
I think I'll make some kind of nice spicy vegan dish tomorrow, its been too long since I've done that. back when I lived in that commune, I would make such dishes all the time, and they were both healthy and ultra delicious

>>34874712
Good german beer plus captain morgan and cola.

The beer is top tier (i got the expensive one) and the captain... serves its purpose.

i'm a faggot who has no interest in romance whatsoever
someone explain to me why women are important
is it the sex?

>>34868056
Water


Very originalo commento

>>34874712
so far, I haven't had much luck getting a job with it though, but hopefully soon I'll find a place willing to at least take me on as a dishwasher. in the meantime, I'll just keep cooking for myself

>>34874783
Its the warm and comfy feeling that someone loves you and gives you the feeling of serving a purpose in this world.

I guess, what does a pathetic KHV like me know about that.

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>>34868056
Why does being depressed make me want to drink?

I know it won't fix anything, but I keep drinking anyway

>>34875073
>it won't fix anything
then you're not doing it right

>>34875073
Maybe some opiods are the awnser?
They make you feel good in a waaay less sickening way.

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got really drunk on whiskey yesterday and got curious about making bear but thought it would be curious to attempt it blind

no knowledge of beer making except what the average person knows

I stewed rye bread, steel cut oats and wheat bran on low for about 3~ hours. I then filtered pored the mix in a empty large liquor bottle (1.75 liters) with quite a bit of sugar and 2 packs of backers yeast from a 3 pack set. I taped a condom over the top to relive pressure
>inb4 normie
I keep condoms around to spice up my masturbation life.
I have already relieved the pressure once but I dont know how much I should do this because I dont want the end >>>"""(((beer)))""" to be too flat.

dont really know what I'm doing but assuming I get a confirmation here that I wont go blind from methanol or culture bad bacteria I plan to filter and drink the end result in 2 weeks.

will I be safe? any tips?
how does my completely novice knowledge of brewing differ from actual beer?
what kind of alcohol content will this produce? should I add more yeast?

>>34875205
>I keep condoms around to spice up my masturbation life.
Does it work?

>>34868056
oxycotin and tequila

>>34875233
sure! in the sense it's a different feeling. I wouldn't say it's more pleasurable but it's nice for a change of pace.

I also take DPH (benadryl) doses of 200~ mgs maybe once eery other week for really unique masturbation experiences.
reminds me of when I was a young teen and sexuality was completely new and unique.

black velvet, had quite a bit. my father had a heart attack two days ago and still in the hospital. this happened while my mother and little brother had taken me up overstate (to arizona from cali) to check on my 79 year old grandmother who just spent a week in the hospital due to blood clots in her lungs. i'm 25 but i'm a severely depressed alcoholic and i smoke a lot of weed. i hope i'm not the next to go.

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>>34868056
This shitty vodka

>>34869510
New year's because everyone partakes in it and it's the biggest party of the year. Most normies I know resent Valentine's day and make memes about "tfw no gf"

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Alcoholic here.

I used to drink over 2k calories of alcohol a day. I eventually reached 300 pounds by just sitting on my ass and drinking all day. I found out I had a fatty liver via ultrasound after a blood test showed my liver enzymes were elevated (ALT/AST were high 100's). How long do I have to wait before I can start drinking again? I'm assuming once I drop down to at least 200 pounds my liver should be good. I'm losing 2-3 pounds a week by simply not drinking. I never had much of an appetite for food so losing weight is so easy.

>>34868056
drinking's for pussies

I'm gonna be alone till the day I die and that's that

>>34874783
I'm in the same boat

I think it's because we're dysfunctional. What keeps me awake at night though is the realm of pain, stress and grief that we get to avoid/ignore because somehow we don't care about something that the vast majority of human beings have wanted at some point in their lives

>>34868056
Our tears...
._.

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>>34875205
That's not beer, that's grain flavored sugar wine. The bread etc. is not adding any alcohol. And it's going to be shit-tier sugar wine because you used the wrong yeast (champagne yeast is easiest and best). For real beer you need malt, and you need to hold it at the right temperature so the enzymes turn it to wort. Or just buy malt extract.

Instead try (scale up however you like):
0.5g champagne yeast
1g cream of tartar
2g yeast nutrient blend (new recipe, I think previous recipe did not have enough)
150g sugar
1l water

Or if you can't get cream of tartar and yeast nutrient blend, you can skip them and instead mix the sugar water with at least 25% no-preservatives grape juice. Or at least 50% apple juice.

Balloon or condom with pin hole works fine as an air lock. Bleach can be used for sanitizing if you rinse it throughly (clean with detergent before soaking in diluted bleach). PET bottles are cheaper and easier than glass and work fine. Sugar wine is extremely cheap and tastes acceptable if made correctly.

>>34868056
Hours later he slept

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Smirnoff Ice (7%)

who /addictedtobitchdrinks/ here

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>>34868056
>Tfw No money for alcohol

>>34876464
Also raisins are cheaper than grape juice, so you could make DIY grape juice by mashing and boiling raisins then straining the liquid off. But I haven't tried this myself.

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>>34876511
Alcohol is pretty adorable if you buy the cheap stuff

>>34876883
Homebrew is cheaper.

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>>34876883
>Alcohol is pretty adorable

>>34876464
>>34876517
thanks, this was pretty informative.

doesn't rye bread contain a fair amount of maltose? is that different from malt? googleing it, it seems I'm probably wrong but if relevant rye bread was about 1/2 the solid when I made the grain water

I didn't mention this in my post but I've kept the bottle warm near a radiator, very warm but not hot. it doesn't contain any mash or wart
does this effect much?

>>34876945
>doesn't rye bread contain a fair amount of maltose?
OK, so it will give you a little bit of alcohol. But it's still mostly starch, you won't get much from it.

>I've kept the bottle warm near a radiator, very warm
Warmer = faster fermenting, but worse taste. Champagne yeast is best at room temperature (15C to 25C). Really cold and the yeast will hibernate and stop fermenting. Really hot and you'll kill it.

If you're not seeing bubbles within 24 hours you fucked up somehow.

>>34877046
I'm seeing a constant stream of bubbles upward right now

is champagne yeast sold at most supermarkets or do I have to go to a specialty store. I mostly shop at aldis and they dont carry it.

are you a home brewer?
if so I't seems like such an interesting hobby. do you recommend any resources I could read to learn more?

>>34877046
Beer is the most complicated of all non-distilled alcoholic beverages. Beer from scratch goes like:
>get barley
>moisten it
>stir it regularly
>when it has small sprouts dry it (but not too hot or you'll destroy the enzymes)
>now you have malt
>grind it up
>soak it in water
>heat it to 60C to 65C
>hold it there for about an hour to let the enzymes turn the starch to sugars
>increase temperature to 70C
>drain the liquid off
>rinse it with more hot water to extract all the sugar solution
>now you have wort
>add hops
>boil it for about an hour
>optionally add more hops at the end of the boiling time
>let it cool (or force cool it for clearer beer)
>add yeast
>let it ferment
>now you have beer

Most people will buy pre-made malt or malt-extract (concentrated wort) instead of doing all this work.

In comparison, wine goes like:
>get grapes
>mash them
>leave the juice out to ferment naturally (or add your own yeast)
>now it is wine

>>34877190
>I'm seeing a constant stream of bubbles upward right now
That is a good sign. When the bubbles stop, you can add a little more sugar and seal the bottle so it carbonates. Search "beer carbonation calculator" or whatever. Don't add too much or the bottle will explode. Any contamination should be obvious - if it tastes acceptable then the only dangerous thing in it is the alcohol.

>is champagne yeast sold at most supermarkets
No, you need a specialist supplier. But it's really easy to find, basically all specialist suppliers have it.

>do you recommend any resources I could read to learn more?
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum.php is probably the biggest discussion forum, lots of good info there. But they're snobby about sugar wine etc. Pretend your primary concern is flavor and you're not just looking for cheap alcohol.

>>34877222
wew. if I ever actually get around to brewing beer I thing I will opt for the malt-extract

>>34877351
thanks friend
I'm in an okay place right now but I used to brew "apple cider" and applejack when I was underage or needed cheep booze

>>34877222
you got me curious now

is there a derivative that's simpler to make? like mead or something

>>34877665
Mead is basically the same as wine except with diluted honey instead of grape juice. But honey isn't as nutritious for the yeast as grape juice so it will ferment really slow unless you add additional ingredients. Making mead is very similar to making sugar wine. Biggest mead forum I know of is: http://www.gotmead.com/forum/index.php

>>34877740
thank you, I'll check it out

I called every girl in my phone talking mad shit about how im gonna stuff their fucking holes. here i am

>>34875985
that's the thing, i think other people become dysfunctional because of how much they need this somewhat frivolous thing in their lives. the obsession ruins people. i view the ability to be self sufficient emotionally as a strength

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Stag Beer and Old Crow bourbon.

>tfw trying to not get depressed tonight
>tfw have dated one grill, but not over Valentine's day

The last time I got anything for Valentine's day besides stuff from my parents was in fucking elementary school when it was mandatory to exchange cards.

>>34868056
budweiser select 55 listening to some grooves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMg8-koD1nA&t=7s

>>34875205
Just buy a brewer's best kit, a kettle, and a fermenting bucket (they're food safe), and make a 5 gallon batch.

The actual process is actually fun in and of itself. Not to mention the beer you get afterwards. And the beer you drink during. I'd recommend their brown ale kit. It's the only one I've done, and it was pretty good.

>>34877852
> to be self sufficient emotionally is a strength

Hell yeah

smirnoff watermelon vodka