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Got my hands on some roofies.
What's the best way to use them?
I'm so fucking tired of being a virgin.
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>>34873715
Do you have a virgin sister?
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>>34873764
Nope - she's fucking Jamal
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>>34873715
>>go to your nearest gay bar
>>buy the fruitiest fucking drink you can
>>use the roofies on yourself
>>go drop your pants in the bathroom and pass out on the floor
Congrats, OP, you're not a virgin anymore.
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Juts me venting the emotions I am feeling at the moment. 2017-02-14 11:04:48 Post No.34873710
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Juts me venting the emotions I am feeling at the moment.
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I've hit rock bottom! A neet at 18 due to my blunders, there's no one I can blame! I should have been in uni right now, but no, I am at home still living with my parents and living the same as I have always lived for the past 18 years.
I had a programming job when I was 17 but lost it due to always being late, I was finally working towards something but I let my bad habits come through, and now I'm reaping what I sowed!
I haven't developed as a human since 16, still, the same man making the same mistakes and living with his same family!
I will never find love. My awkwardness and obliviousness don't help! I once had a girl like me, but I couldn't see the signs. She assumed that due to my non-reciprocal actions that I did not like her. And now I'm left at home looking back on my youth at all of the wasted opportunities and just wallow in my sorrow.
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>>34873710
You are 18 anon. Still a child. Be happy you are debt free and use this time to find yourself.
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>>34874068
>use this time to find yourself
I just want a job so I can at least start doing normie stuff. It seems like I've gone through the free trial period of life, that being 0 - 17, and now the pay to play stage. I don't want my teens to be wasted and finding a job is crucial for that.
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>>34874250
Wasting your teens is when you fail to get prime teen pussy, not when you don't get a job.
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So /r9k/
How is your so called "white privilege" treating you?
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My white privilege was being born a poor fag in queens NYC and being raised in a two bedroom apartment with three other siblings and two parents and then moving to arksansas to live in a ghetto shithole cashing disability cheques thanks to schizophrenia
Thanks white privilege
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pretty good actually
i mean at least im not a nigger
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>>34873670
I just flayed and gutted a young black college student in front of his father, a Somalian immigrant who also happened to be my primary care doctor. He didn't even bother reporting it to the police, since he knew the cops would execute him on the spot for being a person of color, LMAO!
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>click on a youtube video
>37 second advertisement
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>not using adblock
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>34873656
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom
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the ads are ridiculous lately
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dubs picks which flight sim i play.
trips picks plane
quads and i sign up for irl flight lessons and ppl
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>>34873649
Air Control
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>>34873649
FlightGear.
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>>34873649
Elite: Dangerous
Onion
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RIP marc
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he was resting in piece till you made this piece of shit. Marc deserves better
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>>34873637
This 'piece of shit' is the only way in which I've ever heard of Marc
If it wasn't for this comic, I'd never know he existed, and I'd never know that he had family who missed him
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Remember when "rage faces" first came around and they were exclusively 4chan?
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this is probably the most comfy thing that can happen to someone
try and prove me wrong.
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>tfw no femanon to clean your ears out
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>>34873557
this shit looks like it hurts
why do so many people enjoy shoving point objects into their sensitive fucking ears?
how?
why?
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>>34873557
>tfw mom used to do to this to me
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I didn't ask out a potentially great person out because I'm tired of trying to chase women. Tired of having to be the person that starts it.
Am I missing out or just thinking logically?
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Defend this, multiculturalism lovers.
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I guess you like police states, multi culti lovers.
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>>34873481
The biggest contradiction in Western Culture are these two statements:
Diversity is a strength
Everyone is equal(the same)
If everyone is the same then there is no diversity. To say that some place need to be more ethnically diverse, you are saying that there is a significant difference between ethnicities.
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>MILLIONS of girls have cocks inside their vaginas RIGHT NOW
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>think about why I'm so lonely
>fap
>back to normal
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>I'm not one of them because no bf on Valentine's Day
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>i'll never be one of those girls
Guess I'll just have to read my rape doujins while self inserting as the girl and fucking my ass with my dildo.
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help robots,
there is absolutely nothing in the whole world that makes me feel happy, i'm just fucking sad and bitter the whole time, i can't find something i like or even love.
I don't want to go to a therapist, because he would just tell me the same basic and scripted stuff what he says to everybody
i can't do this anymore, i'm so tired of life
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>>34873446
Not even vidya??
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>>34873701
yeah thats the worst part, not even vidya make me feel happy
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>>34873446
same
welcome to the club
too depressed to live
too unmotivated to die
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>come out of discussion for diffeq
>there's this qt in class that I've made small talk with
>she's going the opposite direction that I need to go, but say to myself "fuck it" and go the same direction as her (I made up an excuse in my head)
>I catch up to her slowly, I keep my eyes on my phone to avert suspicion
>catch up to her, the moment is now
>I see that she has earbuds, and I freeze up and don't say anything
>she crosses the street 10 seconds later
>now I'm on the opposite side of campus, it's cold and I forgot my jacket
>mfw
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>>34873186
where do you go to school OP?
you should have ripped out her ear buds and kissed her. Women love alpha guys
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>>34873186
Yes, that's the way into a girl's heart is to follow her around forebodingly, not saying a word.
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>>34873211
Ut austin
>>34873246
I know, I feel like killing myself right now for being so stupid, fuck.
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Anyone other balding fags in here? Sometimes my hair feels fine and it's fine to mess with but someone I play with my hair and the front of my hair fucking stings and burns when I touch it
What do I do
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>>34873101
If your head burns it's probably only temporary loss caused by some kind of infection. Do you get a lot of dandruff or flaking. It could be something like seborrheic dermatitis which can cause temporary hair loss.
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balding is THE worst thing that can happen to a man.
i started balding at 21. before then i had good hair ... a couple times in my life attractive girls showed some interest in me. i never did anything with it, but hypothetically could have, maybe about 4 or 5 times.
since my balding because obvious this stopped entirely. im 27 now and KV for life.
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>>34873210
I started balding around then too, anon. How do you manage it? I've just been keeping it shaved, and it definitely looks a lot better than being really thin.
>"we're just gonna take the stairs? that's so creepy, I hate that"
I just overhead a roastie say this walking by in a group of friends. With what context could this possibly make sense?
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>he isn't afraid of stairs
Get out normie
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>>34873081
the stairs were foreboding or unwelcoming in some way
do you really not understand how basic words can be applied in different contexts?
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>>34873140
It's 2:30 in the afternoon in a well-lit, well-traveled building.
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18 years on this earth
>still a virgin
>never had a girlfriend
>never kissed a girl
>never held a girl's hand
>haven't even had a hug in a romantic context
> Only texted 2 females in the past 4 years, and got shut down whenever I tried to make moves
>so desperate almost raped a passed out drunk girl but just groped her ass and pussy, best and most shameful moment of my life desu
I know I probably don't have it half as bad as some of you robots out there, but this shit just sucks, every day not just today. Its like there is a hole inside me I feel can only be filled through companionship and reciprocated affection, but I know I may never find it. But I will keep going until all hope expires. Wish me luck my brothers, and share your advice on how to become a happy normie.
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You will learn to live with that hole and build a protective wall around it. I learned it at 21, now 23 and don't even give a fuck any more.
I'll get a decent job, build my mancave and live my life.
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>have had hugs and hands held
>never touched a butt or vagina (although idk if sexual assault really counts anon)
not sure if i've had it better or worse than you
i can't wait to build my mancave like >>34873367 says, becoming some nerd monk who spends his days reading and playing vidya does not sound too bad
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>>34873042
You to learn to live with the void, it is painful but one day, maybe one day that void will be filled. I feel you anon, I'm 24 years old and in my last semester at college about to graduate and the amount of time required for my studies is insane. I'm pretty much a shut-in because I have to. I am in need of some womanly love.
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I have phimosis, how bad is this? (its when ur foreskin 2 long)
(will it make me unable to get a gf)
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>>34873001
commencing docking procedure
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>>34873001
Try using a fleshlight.
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>>34873001
My Japanese pornos taught me that your mommy is supposed to help you with that so you can properly please a girl.