this is probably the most comfy thing that can happen to someone

>tfw no femanon to clean your ears out

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>>34873557
this shit looks like it hurts
why do so many people enjoy shoving point objects into their sensitive fucking ears?
how?
why?

>>34873557
>tfw mom used to do to this to me

>>34873557
I would argue laying on her face down, while she lays face up would be the most comfortable

No, the most comfy thing ever is lying in her lap while she plays with your hair. Jesus that's a good feeling. I've only ever did it with my mom and sister though, probably feels better with a girl you love.

>>34873668
>not loving your mom and sis

>>34873686
I do love my mom and sis but I don't feel romantic attraction to them.

>>34873557
>this is probably the most comfy thing
>>34873668
No, because it would make me extremely self-conscious about my baldness and it would be super uncomfortable

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>sister used to do this to me when I felt bad or sick
>somehow develop romantic feelings for her
>doesn't do it anymore because I'm older

It's just not fair

>>34873733
If someone loves you enough to let you lie in their lap, they wouldn't care.

They most likely know already anyway

>>34873616
it's not pointy, and it doesn't hurt if done gently
plus: feeling your ears clean up is somewhate freeing

>>34873668
well... they're not mutually excludent

>>34873772
>visit female friends house a lot
>she cuddles with her little brother more than he does with his real mom
>they sleep together
>wonder how he'll feel once he gets too old

>>34873557
>that can happen to someone
It's not possible. That can never happen to me. You have been proven wrong.

>white people will never feel having a large lump of dry earwax being pulled out of you
damn I feel sad for you guys

>>34874560
>large lump of dry earwax
Gee it sure feels good to be white and clean myself regularly so shit like that doesn't build up and become a potential site of infection.

>>34873557
Earwax is important you hedonistic scum.
>needing a female
Get off my board failed normie

>>34874603
>clean myself
earwax naturally pushes itself out of your ear bud

>>34874522
dear robot, I'm pretty sure it won't happen to me as well, but it can happen to someone, not you or me.
I just had to vent out this frustration by posting in this board