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Holy fuck robots this just happened.
>Be me, sitting in US history class at my uni
>We're going over the 1920's, etc.
>Teacher is doing her slideshow, starts entering KKK territory
>Throws up a picture of KKK marching in front of capital building, pic related.
>Asks class what we notice about it.
>I decide to be funny and call out:
>"That's the women's march in DC"
>All eyes are on me
>Ohfuck.wav
>"Wow anon you're so sexist"
>"What the fuck is wrong with you"
>Teacher tells me to leave her room and wait in the hall.
>Assistant principal for my alphabetical group comes by and takes me to office
>She laughs at the situation and sends me out with a slap on the wrist
>I return to class with a fat smirk on my face and the teacher has changed the subject to why the women's march is good
>Sit my ass down
What has /pol/ done to me??
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>>34913158
>teacher tells me to leave HER room
why the fuck did you even think about attempting that roast man
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>>34913158
I would laugh to anon
well done
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Oh man you're so edgy and woke dude i bet everyone totally doesnt hate you and you have so many friends praise kek am I right normies just don't get it lol
Fucking neck yourself m8
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Hey anon, stop staring at us, were doing yoga
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>>34913145
When I see pictures like this sometimes I think Islam Islam isn't so bad
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>>34913145
>rodge killed some virgin gooks instead of mowing down bitches like this
causes neuron activity in my cranium
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>>34913145
Just some strong independent women.
"eww I can't believe creepers were looking at me! omg it's just so sexist. Like, women should be able to go out naked and not have men stare at us!"
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>be me
>be 19 in college
>home alone no dinner and have to cook for myself
>have 2 options, hamburguers or cod dumplings (pic related)
>have to go for the dumplings
>light the gas stove, oil in pan and ready to go
>put it on the strongest disc cause autism
>have to take a shit
>"ahhh just leave it and take a quick dump"
>in bathroom on youtube, suddendly the lights on the whole bloc goes out
>remember that the oil was on the stove and the smell of fire fills the air
>fuckfuckfuck.jpeg
>run in the kitchen with my ass still dirty
>"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE HOUSE IS BURNING"
>go outside in to the hall of apartment block screaching for help
>go back to the kitchen to try and kill the flames with my jacket
>fuck it eats the jacket, t-shirt it is...
>fuck...
>the rug! get it and kill the flames in the pan
at this moment all the cabinets are on fire
>only in my pants, shitty ass and full of ashes, the neighbours come in and help me extinguish the rest
>mfw mom and dad gets home and see the kitchen pitch black
>mfw still no dinner
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Had a similar experience at uni when I was in student halls. Left pasta boiling on the stove and completely forgot about it, it didn't start a fire but there was a shitload of smoke and the building had to be evacuated. I didn't have any friends anyway but everyone hated me for sure since then.
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>be drunk as fuck
>decide it would be awesome to fry up some tendies I had in the freezer
>get out a skillet, put oil in it
>get out tendies, do 2 more shots, heat up skillet
>at this point I black out
>hours later I come to, in excruciating leg pain
>sitting in a pool of oil on the kitchen floor
>pull down my pants, see my leg thigh is fucking half gone, covered in blisters
>cell phone in my pocket
>call my mom while I'm still screaming on the floor, she calls an ambulance
>3rd degree burns, can't even remember spilling hot oil on myself
>skin grafts and all
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> I turned the stove on
>put a pan on
> cook some food
> Turn the stove off
>eat food
It's my only story.
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Why are you constantly poisoning your mind with thoughts of belly gfs and whatnot, when THIS is a girl you can actually proudly show off to your friends and family?
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>>34913015
someone get starvin marvin a fuckin cheeseburger and tie her down to something before she blows away in the breeze
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>>34913045
>starvin marvin
fucking kek
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>>34913045
>thinking that is too skinny
you guys are so fucking fat
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Any medifags know what this is? Why is this happening
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Second original picture of this
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It's called Frenulum Dermatitis.
Basically the Frenulum dries up due to a fungus. It's basically a sign of poor hygiene.
Rub some peanut butter on there. The proteins will kill the fungus.
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Hmm maybe you should go to a dick doctor retard
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>work in wagieoffice job
>Manager and colleagues are chiil, but it can be busy and stressful, some days are easy and nothing really to do.
>Get great idea
>Decide every Friday I'll go to the pub at lunch for a couple of relaxing sneaky pints
>Work in the city, with lots of pubs, so walk 10 minutes to a pub away from the office
>Chilled pub, no-one having lunch, can watch TV and sup on nice pint
>Chew gum on the walk back
>Looking forward to my second week of this tomorrow
Why don't you do this anon? Are there any downsides? Our lunch times are relaxed, I can take an hour or so whenever I want. I go at 1.15 to 2.15 and work till 4, so it's only 1hr 45 working on the beers.
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having a beer at lunch isn't a sneaky thing in a decent country, and it didn't used to be in the US either.
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>>34912992
It's Kinda is these days. I know when I used to work in the UK people done it alot, but it seems to have fazed out a bit. Depends on the time of the year (Christmas) and the job your in
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Shakiri being my win ohofo
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How do we save the wite race?
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>>34912919
Could stat by learning how to spell "white".
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>>34912934
You could start learning how to spell start
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rape as many white woman as you can
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ITT redflags for guys
>he calls Ash "Satoshi"
>he picks something other than a fire starter
>he plays Pokemon competitively instead of having fun
>he doesn't use Oxford commas
>he's on the libertarian side of the political compass
>he's something other than ottermode or underweight
>he doesn't like the Cat in the Hat movie
>his favorite Death Grips song isn't Inanimate Sensation
>he seeds his torrents
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>he picks something other than a fire starter
just do the human race a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool now, god forbid you breed
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>>34912739
None of these apply to me.
But
I'mblack
that's the deal-breaker for most women anyway
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>he shows off his 4chan pass
Ask a fellow robot who's dying of boredom at work anything
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>>34912714
what's the feels forecast for you today anon?
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>>34912714
What work are you supposed to be doing?
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Blacktail or Red 9?
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>get btfo'd in an argument
>close tab
>open thread again pretending to be someone else
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>>34912681
I thought you could read minds, Satorin
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>>34912681
I've never been btfo'd in an online argument
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>>34912862
I know for real I never been btfo'd
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WhY would it take for you to not be depressed. I think if I had a billion dollars and a harem of virgins I wouldn't be depressed anymore. I don't care it sounds shallow.
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>>34912596
>driver's license
>friends
>my own place
>a job
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>>34912596
Wow I sound like ESL in this post. Anyway I know money first not happiness but it gets you out of the capitalism meme
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>>34912613
Seconding this
origami
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I've come across an odd problem.
>girl I used to work with shows interest in me
>after a few hangouts we're hooking up in her bed
>foreplay is terrible, she lays perfectly still and doesn't respond to anything I do
>ask her what she likes, she says "I don't feel comfortable talking about those sorts of things"
>won't let me go down on her
>won't even touch my dick
>insists on having lights off, covers on
>decide to just skip to sex
>she seems hesitant, ask her if she's sure
>she just says "fine"
>decide fuck it, I've come this far
>proceed to cum in less than 2 minutes
I don't get it, I've never had problems lasting. And given that this was basically the worst sex of all time, I'm surprised I came at all, let alone that fast. It didn't even feel good.
What the fuck just happened?
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How big is ur penis? She's probably a roastie and when she saw that it wasn't up to her standards and said fuck it. Must feel bad man, sorry.
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>>34912437
She was molested at a young age
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>>34912549
A little over 7 inches. I frequently have trouble with accidentally hurting girls.
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Its another
>anon imagine himself singing a cool song in front of his class mates
episode again
Wow lads..
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>>34912316
>It's another women at the convenience store make fun of him for being a virgin dream
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>tfw you pretended you were playing Through the Fire and the Flames infront of your school while you were playing Guitar Hero and felt no shame about it
Eat shit normies
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>>34912316
Why does this happen to all robots?
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Getting a GF is only step 1 out of infinity.
At any moment she may leave you for another or no one.
There may or may not be a reason.
Relationship security is a myth.
I always figured that high school and middle school romance was a waste of time because it would inevitably end, therefore it wouldn't matter if it never began.
Why date someone for 3-6 months when you have no intention of marrying them? It seems very selfish and evil to do that to someone who might actually be thinking they would want to marry you some day.
The "practice gf" phenomenon only serves to pass your pain onto someone else. It is objectively wrong and if you do it you are normalizing it and a part of the problem.
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>>34912184
It takes 3-6 months before their (and your) flaws become apparent. Before that point you're in a honeymoon haze that don't represent the future in a realistic way.
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>>34912184
I don't care. I just want to be able to say "I had a girlfriend", even if it's just for a while.
I also want to lose my virginity to a girlfriend and not a prostitute, but after that, I don't care who I have sex with anymore.
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>>34912221
I think i like someone in my class, they seem nice and cute.
I do 1 group assesment/work for 1-3 days with them in school and I think they are a crazy bitch and i die alittle inside while fear for humanity some more than I already do.
I see an other girl in class that seem nice or cool, somwhow manage to get in a group assesment/work with them for a couple of days.
Same thing happens again, crazy bitch, fear for humanity.
Kill me senpai.
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>driving with coworker to work
>getting our tickets at the parking lot
>coworker's beta orbiter unexpectedly appears and gives her a sandwich and smoothie
>orbiter then leaves without saying a word
>she's flustered now
>ask her what she's gonna do with the food
>can't answer
>"gimme the smoothie"
>she doesn't object
>I have a free sweet drink for the day
I'm pretty sure he's browsing this board. Which one of you is he?
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>>34912173
He probably uses Reddit you idiot.
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>>34912173
>"gimme the smoothie"
true alpha male
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>>34912173
he probably came in it
enjoy