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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxFJuYJSlo is he right r9k?
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Of course, nothing wrong with wanting a place to chill and be miserable and safe from normies.
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>>34930872
>immediately click forward into the video to get past the autistic wheezing
>he's still doing it

I don't care about his opinion
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ENABLE A HANDGUN AND KYS SHORTLY AFTER BUYING ME A HUSKY

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Hey, guys. I need help understanding the purpose of the board. I already read the Welcome to /r9k/ pinned post. Aside from that,all I can read on the site is that this board is "like /b/" but different in some way I forget. Is this board literally for autistic people? I thought it was a joke, but people keep telling people they're not actually autistic and to get out - as if they might be joking about the get out part, but at the very least actually have autism themselves. There are other comments that lead me to wonder if this is a board for actually autistic people too. Sorry about the bad grammar there.

And, why do my comments in this board sometimes go like, No. ____,1 and so on? I look at the No. and it does not respond to a comment I made, so why do my comments go as No. ___ 1, No. ____ 2, as if I made the original comment?

Update: It looks like it's because I was somehow posting a response directly to the last person who replied to the thread, just because I went down and used the box at the bottom. That is very different from how 4chan worked before. And I don't like how I'm taken to the bottom box when I'm trying to respond to a thread comment. Where'd the quick reply box go? That might just be an archive site thing though.
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>>34930762
The board was once used to create and generate OC though it was long time ago. There was a time when people wallowed about tfw no gf and feels. Today it is mainly made of traps thread and general shitposting. There is a few (very few) good thread once in a blue moon but it's mostly shit now due to the influx of Redditors and stale content that is neo-/r9k/.
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*BRRRRRRRAAAAPPPPP*

Oh sorry anon,can you ask that again?
:)
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>>34930835
Oh ok, thank you! I was like, "wow, I'm not autistic, am I going to get kicked out?"

>All I want in life is a gf and I'll be happy
>lol wages laves I'm better off never leaving an enclosed environment where it's impossible to actually meet people
>Why am I so miserable should I kill myself guys?

What did they mean by this?
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All I want in life is a husky and I'll be happy
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>>34930748
I'm in the same place. Don't kill yourself.

I think if we just leave our comfy room and try to meet people we would be fine. It's a huge step though idk why we're such pussies.
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>>34930748
are there any neet or wagie traps here?

>tfw no trap gf

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I'm going to the ward in an hour.
Can you guys give me some advice ?
Share your stories crazy anons
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>>34930609
why are you being sent away, anon?
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>>34930609
if you see a trap loving nigger / shill
shoot his leg
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>>34930609
Immediately befriend the giant Native American.

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how does one obtain a dolly gf and is it expensive?
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>>34930606
By being a rich Chad.

C'mon anon you know this already
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By being a guy the dolly girl likes.
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>>34930606
Isn't that the dutch girl who really hates america and americans?

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Anon, what's this?
I found it under your pillow.
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>>34930581
a trap killing machine, hun..
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>>34930581
i think you should worry more about what this is

*unzips*
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>>34930581
It's just my fleshlight, put it back.

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Hi I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii).
Arigato (thanks)
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>>34930544
I think pink is the cutest color. It's hard to be cute and not pink maybe purple?
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>>34930544
Old pasta is stale.
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>>34930544

>mfw

Kill yourself baitboi.

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why is this board open 24 hours and not closed during daylight? unless..you dont post during the day right anon?
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>>34930458

WANTING A HUSKY IS A 24/7 FEEL YOU ROASTIE DIE IN HORROR
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>>34930458
But then what will the wages have to look forward to after serving coffee to chad and his stacy?
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>>34930458
what kind of computer is that? Is it meant for kids who learn computers at young age?

>a-anon san I will gibe ru some of my sashimi if you be my bf
what do you say
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>>34930443
fuck off fatty go be fat somewhere else disgusting pig
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yes yes so many times yes!
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I bet she would look cute if I convinced her to lose weight.

I've rejected three landwhales in my life for obvious reasons,I wonder if I should've say yes to one of them and become their personal trainers.

They would probably break up with me the moment they realize they have become attractive and can aim for Chad so nevermind.

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>tfw keep spitting when I speak

Holy fucking shit kill me
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>keep crying for a husky while I'm awake

Holy fucking shit just buy me a husky
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>>34930410
that image is quite humorous, original poster
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>>34930410
>not using a t-34 to an hero

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>colleague girl aks me if I want to meet up with her in the local bar where a good band will make live music
>say yes
>I am so stupid to think it is a date
>I am happy all the day
>When we leave work she is saying me "can't wait for tonight anon"
>omg
>get to the bar
>looking for her
>it turns out she invited her 4 another friends
>2 are chads
>"anon I am so glad you are here, sit down, meet Chads"
>sit there for 2 hours in complete silence
>she didn't say to me a word, alwas talking or dancing with Chads
>when I decided to go home, I get up and tell it her
>"ok anon bye"

I will never ever talk to girls again. They are fucking animals.
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>>34930399
>not talking
>not befriending chads and having them teach you their way
>expecting her to initiate conversation
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with you. Dont expect for her to invite you out with her friends again.
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>>34930442
Fucking normie fuck you reeeeeeeeeeeee

I don't even expect it, it was my worst decision to go. I should have played vidya instead.
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>>34930442
seriously, atleast you could of talked to the other ppl to see if they were legit, but you were so focused on pussy you made a fool outta yourself

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Are there any women who aren't walking memes?
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Modern women are degenerates
better off alone t b h f a m
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are there any men that aren't???
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Those who are dead.

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What's your favorite sauce/topping for tendies?

I like sweet chilli tendies with mayo.
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Tendies are boring.

Fish fingers with tarter sauce are redpills
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I like salt and vinegar tendie, bought one all ready to go today :)

I would've bought more but had no more change.
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>>34930329
Southern style with barbecue sauce. Or plain with tomato sauce.

I used to love the salt and vinegar tendies but now that they only come in the "foodservice" range they are hard to find.

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what drink should i get r9gay
https://strawpoll.com/84w46be
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>>34930296

>tfw no pepsi can eating wan wan
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>>34930296
coke vanilla
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>diet coke being beaten by coke vanilla

>even the fat kid who went to your school has a girlfriend

were we just made to suffer, robots?
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It's confidence. Confidence gets you women, friends, careers, etc.
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just checked since I cut all contact the moment I graduated.

The fat kid I went to school with is now a 350+ lbs, guy fawkes mask wearing, 25 year old balding NEET that spams his facebook wall with 9gag memes.
He is not in a relationship.

>mfw
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hes better looking than she is

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