Anon, what's this? I found it under your pillow.

>>34930581
a trap killing machine, hun..

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>>34930581
i think you should worry more about what this is

*unzips*

>>34930581
It's just my fleshlight, put it back.

>>34930581
It's a sex toy of course. You just pop it in, then pull on that bit there. Don't do it until it's way inside though, or we'll have to recharge it. Use it in good health, my friend.

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NEXT YEARS LETTER TO FATHER CHRISTMAS TO GET ME A HUSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34930581
colt 1911

>>34930581
That's a Luger, mom. Fucking gun illiterates I swear

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>>34930581
h-hey stop waving that god damn thing around!!

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>>34930949
>Luger
>triggered.

It's the key to freedom.

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>>34930949
>luger

Jesus fucking Christ

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>>34930949
>Luger
thats mouser

>>34930581
m-murr?

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>>34931933
murr~

Its a faggot remover.

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>>34931998
murr ><
pls let me originally murr