r9k is the new /b/
Well done , faggots. Good job.
>>34978594
The problem is that there isn't a place where we could seek refuge.
>>34978606
4x2chan ???
>>34978594
yess
I moved here from /b/ cos found it much more fun/relatable/real with less kids
I'm not talking about fur fag shit, I'm talking about wanting to be a human pet, just a house pet at the mercy of my owner / master.
I know this is a typical 'fetish'... but I don't really give a fuck about the kink behind it. I just want to live the lifestyle. I think it's because I'm an irresponsible person who doesn't want to grow up, probably autistic and overly dependent. I want a cage and bowl...
Has anyone here ever wanted a NEET pet to take care of, love, protect and punish? Or does that sound like a pain in the dick? Rather, would you ever want to be a pet?
>>34978204
If they were a cute feminine guy then yes, I would love it.
I do but i'm a husky set dude so I can't ever
>>34978204
>I'm not talking about fur fag shit,
O rly!?
>tfw missed out on love
>>34977982
i'm sure it's overrated, r-right?
love is a meme. original post
its not missing out if you can still get it
Would you have dated her?
>>34977873
I'd have married herand murdered anyone I had to to keep her with me
Fuminori became a true robot despite being a normie beforehand.
>>34977873
Who is this one that you speak of?
Sure, not like I'm going to do anything else with my life.
What are you listening to right now /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuK0f-Zur9A
>>34977871
I wish TOM was right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSWQJ5Jx18c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3OPOYG6XIQ
>>34977882
ouch
Why are men so interested in anime girls?
anime girls are designed to be literally perfect
It's an ancient feel OP.
No man is interested in anime period.
>"there's no such thing as a perfect woma-"
>somik chan will never drill a hole into your skull and cum inside of your brain
why even live
Could you please stop refering to traps as women? It's misleading.
>fake tits with small nips
>circumsized
>eyebrows that look like skidmarks
Shit taste
>Hey anon! Is it true that you're still a virgin? *Giggles*
yep
*virgin walks away*
>>34976572
"Yes, care to change that?"
>>34976572
"No, actually. Why? Were you planning on helping me out if I was?"
Feels Edition
Discuss feels and other cuckery
Tfw intj losermind
tfw intj autistlord
tfw ISFP normie
How many years until you finally become a wizard, /r9k/?
>>34931793
6 short years until I become a wizard.
>>34931793
>tfw I had a brief but explosive sex life out of highschool
>tfw I haven't even touched a woman in maybe three years
>tfw all the lonely sexlessness of a virgin but ruined my chances at sickass lightning powers.
>>34931793
2 years past it. End it all to be honest lads
Post obscure music you listen to. Who is the biggest hipster on r9k?
I listen to the ambient noises around me. No one will ever hear what I heard.
I don't even listen to music anymore senpai I just listen to dial-up tones on repeat
i only listen to field recordings
>tfw nobody likes black girls
>>34991084
Stick to your own kind.
>>34991084
i like introverted aspie black girls
if you wear any gold or hoop earrings, gtfo
>e-date black girl
>she leaves me for no reason
What did they mean by this?
Help me brobots,
I'm going insane and I might message her if I keep going at this rate. Please stop me from relapsing.
I have nobody else.
When I don't want to think about sad stuff I like to watch funny videos. Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hbZAEqHsOY
I've been having an ecstasy comedown today which is very depressing, this keeps the boohoos away for me.
>>34990979
For heart or dick reasons? Fap first to be sure.
>>34991146
Heart reasons, even if I were interested in fapping, I don't think I could get it up right now.
runescapefags, ww@?
Go on zybez, runehq, or 07wiki if you're having difficulties
what should I be skilling lads? sorry if my stats are shite, I'm pretty bad.
I could never get into runescape again simply because it's a timesink
would you date a girl with tattoos?
Nope but then again I'm a 27yo high school dropout with no future so they wouldn't be interested regardless
>>34990222
damn right I would
tattoos can be sexy as fuck
>>34990222
Yes.
Tattoos and piercings are hot.