>Hey anon! Is it true that you're still a virgin? *Giggles*

yep

*virgin walks away*

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>>34976572
"Yes, care to change that?"

>>34976572
"No, actually. Why? Were you planning on helping me out if I was?"

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>>34976584
>virgin walk
I had forgotten about that.

>>34976572
Yeah. I will leave. I had enough people laughing at me in middle school, thanks.

>>34976572
"Yeah, yeah, I am."

>>34976613
Proof that the virgin walk is just a shitty meme

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Who are you?
Get out of my house unless you plan on imminently making your question instantly irrelevant.

>>34976591
eww lol

>>34976572
Yes, was it that obvious?
At 21 its really nothing to be proud off.

>>34976572

No, you are a virgin
Run away crying**

>>34976633
its not a meme tho, just conjecture

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>>34976572
Y-You too
>Does a 360 degree turn and walks away from these hoes

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>>34976591
This anon has game.

>>34976649
Too many fluff words. High school student, stop.

>>34976572
how many of you people who would reply to that are actually in highschool. back in highschool i would get flustered and wouldnt know what to say but now that i dont have to worry about being in that social situation i would straight slap that fat ass and say "not for you"

Hey stacies, is it true youre both massive sluts? *giggles*

>>34977333
>Tfw a comedian said the 360 degrees and walk away bit
He might come on 4chan

>>34977523
It didn't originate at four chan.

>>34977530
Where did it originate, Anon? If you know so much?

Middle schoolers asked me this today. I was doing social service in their school. And then said I was handsome and asked me about the difference of condoms and condoms with flavors. Just laughed. I hate girls.

>>34976572
The one on the right is naturally prettier than the one on the left and she the left is trying to compensate by exposing her bigger boobs .

>>34977556
IIRC it was youtube comments of all places:

"You know why they call it an Xbox 360? Because you do a 360 and walk away"

>>34977585
They're both funny looking but the one on the left is less funny looking

>>34977585
Both are ugly as fuck. White girls are either too ugly or too basic

>>34976572
Is it true that you're still a whore.

I would love a virgin guy. I would give him everything he ever wanted for his unwavering attention and affection. God, virgins are so cute. I messed up the first one I had. I know what to do now.

>>34977711
>Tfw not a virgin because my sister took my virginity
>Tfw will never have a girl sport fuck me to take my virginity
Why is my life such a joke

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>>34976572
Maybe. We can find out if you want...
>Proceeds to perform poorly in bed, confirming I was a virgin

>>34977840
You can perform poorly in bed and not be a virgin

>>34977852
>>34977852
Then why ever say you're a virgin? What's the point of ever admitting to being a virgin aside from women with virgin fetishes?

>>34977896
Well, I say I'm a virgin because I don't want people to know THAT I FUCKED MY SISTER

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>>34977914
You could literally say it was anyone else, anon.

>>34977958
Then they get to asking how I met her, nah, I'd rather just not say anything about it

Never happened

>>34977914
With my first (and only) girlfriend I admitted the first time we got naked together that I fucked my sister because I was nervous... Somehow she never brought it up again. Definitely for the best, but in all that time I'm surprised she never asked me about it.

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>>34977972
i... is your sister hot or something...? Did she, like, rape you..? Not that I think that's a good thing. It's not. Just curious...

>>34977993
We only did it once though, so I'm probably still bad at sex. I'm afraid she'll tell my friends, if I ever tell a girl. I'm good. Trust no bitch, especially a roastie. Bitches are sus.

>>34977993
Meh honestly who hasn't done a trial run with their sibling first? Seems pretty common no one admits it though

>>34978024
She's alright, and yes, she did rape me.

>>34977914
Hows the relationship with your sister now?

>>34977896
>virgin fetish
why would this happen?

>>34978050
greentext p-please

>>34976572
They look so boring. What's wrong with me, anons?

>>34978062
fuck off

>>34978050
Sorry to hear that, anon. Virginity, to most sensible people, is not a sign of purity. You'll find someone good for you, anon. Just don't give up.

>>34978039
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if my ex had done that... The way she got along with her brother and a few odd things she's said... I don't know, but I always suspected.

>>34978039
Ya... Pretty sure it's not that common...

>>34978053
We're closer than I am with my other sisters but still distant. We never mention it.
>>34978062
>About 10 years old
>Sister looks for a porn tape my brother had laying around
>Puts it on
>Watch it for a bit
>Hard
>She asks "Anon, you wanna do what they're doing"
>Say "Yeah"
>"Okay, but you can't tell anyone and we have to hurry before mom gets home"
>We take off our clothes
>We're on the floor the whole time
>She tries to ride me but she's a virgin so it doesn't go all the way in
>Tell her to suck my dick
>She takes all of it in her mouth
>We go back to trying to fit it in
>She only rides the head
>I suck her tits while we do this
>Ask her to let me eat her pussy
>She obliges
>She has a bush and it tastes salty
>Didn't know shit about what I was doing
>Couldn't find the clit
>"Want me to open it for you, Anon"
>"Sure"
>Keep trying
>Stop
>She rides me again as I am still hard
>She stops because I think she came
>She gets on the bed and starts masturbating
>I get on opposite bed and start to jerk it
>She says "You don't know how good this feels, anon"
>Say the same thing
>She stops
>I stop
>Suddenly she's over it
>We get dressed
End of story

>>34978094
The one on the right has a fat ass, you're trippin son

>>34978105
I don't even want a girlfriend, bro, I just want a qt writing partner

>>34978200
I'm not into incest or anything but I got a semi hard on from reading this. Not a full on erection so I'm fine.

>>34978200
Thanks anon. Doesn't really sound traumatic, never talking about it is a good policy

>>34978223
The girl on the left has a better face and better hair, and the girl on the right has the best body by the looks of it.

>>34978229
>want a qt writing partner

Like RP? Ew.

>>34978271
No, like screenplay writing to actually make money from

>haha no who told you that?

Ive had to say that so many times

>>34978280
Oh sweet. I'm into short story and novel writing myself.

Well, the search may be arduous, but may you find that qt writing partner!

>>34978328
Thanks, I'll try. Good luck in your endeavors too.

>>34978141
I can't find any data from my 2 minute search in Google, but it's probably more common than you'd think especially given how accessible porn is.

>>34977578

If this is real, this country needs to burn.

>>34978200
What part of that was rape, you utter fucking charlatan?

>>34979108
I was underage and she was about 4 years older

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>I'm now 20 and missed out on teenage love
>I'm too old for girls to find cute and will never find love with a 3D woman

>>34976584
>>34976591
there's two types of guys in the world

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I'd happily take back my virginity in exchange for at least 1 (one) friend. Everybody's bitching about how hard it is to get laid/get a gf, but getting friends at age 25 seems to be impossible.

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>>34979213
same here I'm almost 20
i remember when I found this place when I was 12 and i laughed at all these posters
>I'll never end up like them
well, life is a bitch

>>34980054
I don't mean /r9k/ by >all these posters
I meant /v/ and /b/

>>34976572
who said that? was it stacy 3?

>>34978239
Well you're also a pedophile

>>34979195
Fuck you you piece of shit, you just wasted a few minutes of my time with that shit-drivel you call rape

>>34980054
Relax faggot.

I lost my virginity at 22, and my friend just recently lost his at 23.

We were the loser "nerds" in middle/high school, and even we got laid/found gfs.

Never give up hope, just stop trying and opportunity will eventually come to you.

>>34980376
What did you expect? Jail rape? You fucking voyeur cuck

>>34976572
>Hahah! No. (Lie)

>>34978094
They have extremely average plastic babe looks and we see those hundreds everyday browsing 4chan.
And it does look like they'd have nothing interesting going on beside their fat tits and booty.
So yeah it's entirely normal.

>>34976572
"Yep" Walk away and enjoy being lonely again.

>>34976572
rape them and after that say "not anymore"

>>34980419
Speech failed.

>>34977896
Because you should be honest, anon. A relationship is build on trust and if you just lie to her about something that is fairly trivial it will come back to bite you at some point.
Of course that doesn't apply if you just want to hook-up or whatever, then you should just lie.

Enjoy your STDs
Walks away.

>>34980023
this tbqh.

I am also a friendless loser with gf.

>>34976572
Not after I rape your sister tonight I won't be :^)
*spins 360 degrees and walks away)

enjoy your privilege.

*walks away*

If you're considered more eccentric than weird then you won't have people think you're a virgin. Eccentric people tend to be considered the good kind of different and weird people are the bad kind. Also its annoying telling people you are, girls will give you the whole "poor you" act, it sucks.

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>>34976572
>girl asked me this the first day we met
>got really touchy feely and flirty when I said yes

>>34976572
Is the one on the left Kylie Quinn?

We still need a good response to the OP.
I want a response that points out how rude the question is, in a way so obviously true that the girls can't retort by feeling like the victims in the case.

Begone, vile succubi! I only have one year to go until wizardhood, and I won't have you spoiling it!