/MBTI/ thread

Tfw intj losermind

tfw intj autistlord

tfw ISFP normie

tfw infp literal beta cuck

Tfw the only ones that understand INFP are ENFP, and they still friendzone us :(

>>34974279
ENFP are the biggest friendzone dealers in the world. They like to friendzoned everybody. They're always physically attractive but often unaware of their power (especially male ENFP)

I'm a faggot INTP and my best friend is an ENFP who friendzones me every single day

INTP PATRICIAN

>>34973422
How does it feel to have "Kurt Cobain: The Personality"? Personally, I'm surviving, so I guess it's something.

>>34973642
I'd say most are at cyborg status. But, you know you better than an MBTI test, so be the judge of yourself. There's still room for variation within a single type.

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who else /istj/ here?

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>>34973461
>>34973624
>finding a compatible partner is the most significant challenge most INTJs will face in life
Wew at least I can blame my personality

>women of this personality type are especially rare, forming just 0.8% of the population
who else /rare/ here?

>>34975632
For relationships, of any type, try to keep your feet on the ground, and be considerate of people important to you, narcissism and egoism tends to run rampant in INTJs. If you do put much stock into this stuff, hunting down other INXXs is probably your best bet.

I'd be honestly surprised if you can't find a relationship and you're implying you're a woman, but hope this helps in that department anyway.

And don't use your MBTI as a cop-out, confront these things.

>>34974279
INFP/INFP relationships tend to be god-tier, as long as you can manage to get the other to open up.

>>34975629
Was that the type supposedly prone to borderline sociopathy? Whether it is or not, what's it like? Not a common type on here.

>>34975619
>How does it feel to have "Kurt Cobain: The Personality"?
Life feels like a lie. We only exist to others of our type on the internet because we're too beta irl to find each other. also muh feels

How to be extroverted as an INTJ?
Any experiences?

>>34975833
The wagecuck meme of istj is real, at least for me. I live to work and earn money to spend on vidya for a decade ago. Feels weird. I'm okay with it, though. Just wish there were more hours in a day for vidya.

>>34975961
>Just wish there were more hours in a day for vidya.
Perhaps try sleeping less? I figure it's probably unhealthy, but it's what I do to get more out of the day. I sleep at most 2 hours at a time, whenever I feel tired no matter the time of day, usually totaling to 4 to 6 hours a day. I feel surprisingly healthy given this, but it could just be me.

>>34975929
Sometimes I feel there's not a place in reality for me anymore.

I have zero interest in material possessions or earning money, "success" just seems to be conditioning yourself to put yourself in the way of the spines of life. No one ever seems to comprehend my ideas, almost as if there's some sort of language barrier when dealing with people. The worlds in my own head seem so much more rewarding, so many layers of hidden pattern and intricacy, whereas the outside "reality" as it is claimed to me is so dull and grey. I tend to spend hours in the dark exploring the mechanisms of my mind.

Then again, could be psychosis. Or maybe that's what I'm taught to think. I don't know if I care for my mental health much now anyway, I never really wanted to be here.

I think these are more on the abstract end of the scale of INFP feels.

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Get this every time.

>>34973857
An MBTI test on the internet doesn't define you, you knob-end. If you genuinely think you're a beta cuck, go do something about it.

>>34976134
>not picking up on the obvious meming

>>34976101
There are times where I just want to give up on ever trying to pass a normie again and just live on NEETbux, just trying to cope with the feels but at the same time, I'm so curious of what could happen if I keep trying. Time will tell, I guess.

>INFP
>turned 20 a couple days ago
>my dad talks down to me and I feel like I'm 12 again
How do I make that stop? I'm a grown ass man. Legally. I'm not saying I want to stand up to him, just not feel like a little shit who was told to sit in the corner for 10 minutes every time he gets on my case. I can't comprehend people who don't respect their parents

INFJ and I feel like everybody is retarded and needs my guidance. I'm not a mean person but I was left to myself and became observant enough to hurt feelings so many avoid me and see me as creepy. INFJ females are either perfect or terrible.

>>34976596
It's definitely a good thing to respect your parents in almost all cases, they are the people who put decades into raising you. For example, orphans often end up totally fucked.

But it isn't disrespectful to ask that much of your father, not being spoken down to is a perfectly reasonable demand. That, and having that ability to communicate these issues to your father should be beneficial to your relationship.

As for how, I guess that's up to you. Hopefully you're in a position where you can air your problems to him without too severe a negative reaction, but I don't know enough about your circumstances to tell you exactly what to do.

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>>34976784
Hello fellow INFJ. I get the feeling people are creeped out by me as well when I slip and share what I've observed when hanging out with others.

>>34976105
Post INTP one pls

>>34976596
Infp here too. All you gotta do really is just accept it but don't really take it to heart.

>>34975729
>keep your feet on the ground
>be considerate
I do this, it's just that no one is interested in me romantically.
>implying you're a woman
It's hard for anyone to get a meaningful relationship I'd imagine. Just 100x easier for me to get sex

INFJ soon to be gunshot victim. I don't even know what to expect from this personality meme.

>>34977507
>It's hard for anyone to get a meaningful relationship I'd imagine. Just 100x easier for me to get sex
Now that you've explained it that way, I think I can understand that actually. It's often talked about on here about how non-straight guys can't be robots because getting sex is easy, which in my case, being bisexual, it probably would be if I went to the effort, but finding the kind of meaningful relationship I would want still seems really difficult.

So, thanks, I guess.

I wonder if desire for meaningful relationships is an INTJ thing. I know it certainly is an INFP thing, being one myself. Or, perhaps just an INXX thing in general. I should look into this.

I refuse to be pigeonholed in to being a type

>>34977829
Desire for meaningful relationships is a human thing really.

>INFP
I'm just sitting here existing and making others feel better.
I'm the reason my parents got married, the reason my dad is still alive, the reason my brother and sister are alive, and the reason my friends aren't fucking bored 24/7.

Life feels a like price that's 15 bucks more than you should be paying, but you're too far from the other store and you need it right now. Everything I do starts off like a train and then takes off smoothly, but I just hate the start kinda like the horrible nervousness you feel when you're called for a presentation, but then after the start it's just fine. "I'm okay" means at least 67% of my qualifications have been met so I can deal with the situation at hand. Worry is constant, but bearable just like how I was stuck on whether 65% or 70% was too little or too much so my autism took over and I went with 67.
I'm a fucking easter egg in a video game that gets discovered 15 years after its release.
I just kinda exist.

>>34975629
Fellow istj breh. It's a weird feel in that even though I dislike my job i feel a profound driving need to always accept a call in, follow rules, give my all in the workplace, and come down on others for not trying.
I am miserable but driven in most that I do.

>>34977935
I know, just in the sense of a stronger or weaker desire, or need, for them.

>>34978170
I see. This whole MBTI thing is just a set of guidelines, not the rule on how people actually are. It's more of a spectrum and everyone has the potential to behave and think and feel like any combination of the personality types. People would be wise to beware of those who type everyone in order to try to understand others and themselves.

Istj khv here

ENTP here it's kind of exhausting desu, never satisfied with anything and constantly in search for mental stimulation from people and they always end up disappointing me.

Who else /INTP sperglord/ here?
>tfw you can't ever find good friends because the only thing you can make good conversation about is your autistic interests that normies don't care for.

>>34978461
Only difference between entp's and intp's is that entp's can pretend to be interested in normie affairs.

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>>34978499
I mean, you're not too far off with that honestly.
Every ENTP I've seen in these threads has a bigger ego than INTJ posters though and think they're top fucking shit which is infuriating.

>>34977829
Well I'm INTJ as well and I can tell you that I wouldn't really waste my time with a person if I think that it's impossible for us to have a long term relationship. I'm not talking about getting married etc. but just having common interests spending time together and actually valuing that person's identity and thoughts. Bear in mind that I'm also a virgin.

>tfw ISTP high functioning psychopath

is infp the commie type?

>>34979245
I prefer socialism, communism tends not to work in practice suggesting it's ever been truly done.

>>34979245
INFP here and I can't believe people unironically believe in that shit

>>34973642
ISFP are the gate between robothood and normiehood.

>>34975632
It's not too challenging if you remember that INTJ male and INFP female is comfy af.

But intjs really are autistic.

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I'm infj male and it has to be the worst
>too weird for normies
>too socially aware for autists
>underdeveloped extraverted feeling (2nd function) because it's seen as feminine
>stuck in ni-ti loop of self doubt and depression

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Is this the most roboty type?

>>34981173
>e anything
>roboty
No, all E types are normie.

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>>34981200
At least it's not infp

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>>34980370
I know this feel too anon.
>share interests with the autists but they say/do the cringiest shit in public
>normies aren't that bad but share no common interests so they never really stay for long
>so much fucking unending self doubt over everything
>tfw

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>tfw INFP going through a depressive bout
God I wish poetry was still a viable profession. We would be kings.

>>34973422
What really fucking bothers me of being infp is the idealism part. I always hope for the best and when it ovbiously doesn't reach my expectations I get depressed. Fucking thanks.

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>>34973422
I was sure that I was an INTP for so long. Recently I've been looking into INFJs and I feel a bit of a connection, one at least as strong as I felt towards the idea of an INTP. Anyway to know for sure? I keep trying to catch myself using different functions, and although I thought I had a decent grasp on how they work I cannot arrive at a conclusion. Any help would be appreciated.

>>34981173
Probably the least. It is NORMIE: The Type.

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>>34979245

Oh no. Their outright hatred for history and the existing is truly disgusting. They happily sacrifice old, beautiful art and literature because it fills people with thoughts, memories and emotions from hundreds of years in the past. They'd rather "start over" and try to wipe away the past, along with creating a new, sterile culture that does not abide any noncomformity.

INFPs seem to be stereotyped into being SJW sometimes, but you'll find the same hatred for nonconformity among their ranks, as well. They just like to call it being "intolerant of intolerance", and it the process, place themselves on a moral pedestal so self-righteous it makes you want to throw up.

>>34975629
I get ISTJ every time but I don't consider myself to care about family or work at all. I used to be INTJ but then I grew up

>>34977983
fuck man, why do we have to be infp

its literally such a meme personality

Anyone who has F in their personality is a beta. Prove me wrong

>>34982276
Looking at your weaknesses can help a lot.What do you struggle at the most?

INTJ
I only come to /r9k/ for MBTI threads

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>>34982526
I suppose it's a mixture of stuff. I over analyse a lot of stuff. In social situations I feel like I'm portraying a character and that it isn't the real me people are speaking to. Then I wonder if there is a "real" me and I feel hollow. I'm very envious. If people in my group are enjoying themselves without me I get very strong pangs of jealousy that sometimes make me feel sick.

I tend to act out imaginary conversations in my head, usually where people are praising me. I struggle to act in the moment, like in dangerous situations I'll have almost an out of body experience, where I'm separate from myself. Like I can't act or feel paralyzed.
I apologize if this is a bit much of an answer to a small question.

>>34982659

Me too. I rarely have much to contribute, but I enjoy just reading these threads.

Any other INTPs compassionate yet cynical? Like you can't help but empathize with many of the people you encounter?

I'm an ISFJ.

Opinions?

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>>34982819
Along with ISFP, ISFJ is the most extroverted introvert types. If you want to get in mind of male ISFJ (a lot of people seem to think that he's INFP but that's not true), watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind - Jim Carrey character has the same type (pic related).

>>34982747
sounds kind of infj to me. Especially the feeling like you are portraying a charachter, feeling hollow (ni-ti loop) and inability to act in the moment(low extraverted sensation).
Not sure about the jealousy stuff, sounds like enneagram 4 or something.
These are just quick thoughts so don't jump to conclusions

>>34977829
I'm INTP and I don't really want a meaningful relationship. As edgy as it sounds, I just want to fulfill the biological and physical needs that accompany the desire for relationships.

I'm my own best friend and my own worst enemy

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>ISFP

Pretty good.

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I've so done so many cognitive functions and enneagram tests that i cannot determine my type. All i know that i have Te and Se (not dom) and Fi in my functions. I'm stuck in endless loop.

>>34982930
Cheers for the thoughts, I appreciate them.

>>34983010
It's hard to get your types perfect. Took me forever. What you should do is psychoanalyze all the significant behaviours you did in the past.

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>>34983299
Well according to my therapist i have strong emotional reactions to anything i dislike, i have control issues where i'd want to "fix" my partner into my ideal partner. On top of that i avoid relationships because it means losing control (letting your guard against other people) and i see them as a trade - affections and sex for my time with you.

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>>34975632
>tfw creative INTJ
>tfw make a living off my works

>>34982793
feels like my whole mental state is one big contradiction

>I want to like people but hate how they behave
>others can make mistakes except for me
>I understand why people act immoral but don't understand why anyone would ever not act moral
>I refuse to take shortcuts in life but also refuse to actually try hard to achieve my dreams
>I emphatize with people but don't want to help them
>I don't mind being around other people but don't want to participate
etc


INTPs are weird

>>34983506
Literally inferior Fe
>Inferior Fe (IXTP): I want to help you, but I'm not sure what to say to make you feel better. I feel protective of you, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but sometimes I do. I would never admit it in a million years, but I care how you see me and I need your encouragement. The more I respect you, the more hurt I am if you ignore or belittle me. That being said, I really don't understand why you're making such emotional decisions!

>>34983010
Sounds like xntj to me anon

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>>34983572
This is where i come to deadend - am i really INTJ but i like description of ENTJ and therefore i think myself as one or i'm ENTJ but i dont imagine myself as being such.

german intp here, can someone explain me the fe-se loop of enfj here. there's not really a lot of info on mbti in germany...

>>34983664
There you go
>ENFJ Fe-Se loop: An ENFJ in an Fe-Se loop seeks external validation and pours themselves into others without being able to consider their personal feelings or take time to consider themselves. They become particularly sensitive to others' view of them and their image, obsessing over ways to bolster this image through material goods and sensory experiences. They over-socialize and look to fulfill their short term impulses and desires.

>>34983639
Considering you're on this board right now you're probably intj desu
But maybe I'm stereotyping.

>>34975632
>>34980312
This. I can't tell you how many times I'm laying in my room at the end of the day wondering if I'm autistic because of some shit I said during the day
>>34983412
Living the dream anon, God speed you magnificent bastard.

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>>34983699
>stereotyping
I honestly dont know which of those two types am i. I've taken this test yesterday but it gives me a doubt that there might be personal bias.

>>34983687
thanks man, really nice of you. can you explain me their shadow functions, too?

>always get ISFP
>told they are usually normies
>can be generally pleasant to people when I make the effort but it's always fake because I hate most people
>still a friendless loser who stays inside all day

At least INTJs and INTPs get the benefit of being logical and not wavered by emotions. Being a feeling robot is hell on Earth.

>>34983792
>be INTP
>dodged two bullets, one being f and one being s
>not E or J unfortunately, but it could have been worse.

Overall I feel fine. Every F type I know is probably depressed, wouldn't want to be one, but I guess I only see it through my perspective

>>34982819
Wew, h-hey fellow ISFJ pal.

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>>34983792
>At least INTJs and INTPs get the benefit of being logical and not wavered by emotions.

>implying INTP and INTJ don't feel
All types feel, look at the functions and not just the 4 letters you mouthbreather.
>>34978541

t. INTP
I don't make decisions based on feels, but I sure as hell still get
>tfw no gf
>tfw shit genes
>tfw life is a joke
and all the other robot feels

>>34983342
Sounds like you have Fi and Te. Fi is idealism and Te is control. It just depends which is your end game. I would guess INFP.

>strong emotional reactions to anything i dislike
autism

>>34983773
There's not much to it. under extreme stress ENFJ's acts like ISTP - becomes very stubborn, anti-social and has twisted logic where they can spin facts out of the common logic but it seems truth to them.

>>34983895
>control issues
>INFP
that couldnt be more wrong.

>>34983853
I didn't say INTPs and INTJs don't feel you retard. I said they generally aren't affected by their emotions as much and can still do things, even just playing video games. Robot feelers get into slumps where it's difficult to even get out of bed and are consumed by insecurities.

>>34983342
ISTJ, ESTJ, INTJ are also a possibility.

>>34983853
>I don't make decisions based on feels, but I sure as hell still get
>tfw no gf
>tfw shit genes
>tfw life is a joke

I get them too sometimes, but not as strongly like everyone else. I also really don't get emotional about them but rather logically analyze them and I always think "whatever" after a while. can't change it, so why worry about it.

>>34983924
What about ISTJ or INTJ then? Maybe INTJ because of the idealism.

>>34983905
hmm I thought there would be more to it. don't really understand shadow functions right now and I really don't know what becoming a "bad istp" means. I thiught every shadow function plays a specific role under stress. if you're wondering why I asked about enfj, it's the first type I learn about right now.

>>34983549
you seem knowledgeable
what is the main difference between INTP and ISTP?

>>34983010

Same, i cannot identify my type. I was convinced that im an INTP until i saw that i have distinct Fi traits. More research just leads to more confusion and now i have absolutely no idea at all what my type is


>>34983299

I tried that but my personality has changed a lot over time, so its hard to get any useful information out of that. Im a drastically different person now than i used to be a couple years ago.

INTJ with social anxiety
>even making acquaintances is difficult
>overthinking every decision
>"just be yourself", "don't be so shy"

At least I'm not worried about having no gf or not being """normal"""

>>34984066
INTP seeks information through new theories and data (How can i be sure of it? Maybe there's a new data), ISTP seeks information through new experiences (How can i be sure of it? I've never tried it). Besides when in loop (Ti-Si) INTP's become immersed into past and cannot get out of the painful loop where any similar situation to the one who causes pain is guaranteed to cause pain. On the other hand, ISTP loop (Ti-Ni) makes them become "prophet" where they know how others will react and because of that, they shut down themselves from acquiring new experiences.

>>34983984
>ISTJ or INTJ
There's an interesting relation to the past. I like past because i feel if i'd master it and my previous mistakes, i could improve myself. However, i dont like past just for past sake because of "golden days".

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here's mine, first time taking it so I don't really know what the other types are but that's it

>>34984245
Si is more like you're comparing everything in the present to the past. It's constant past referencing.

>>34975940
I find it impossible to be social, be the center of a group, the moment a group starts getting plus 3 people I find it impossible to start a discussion with all them. Just talk to people around you that's what I do I'll talk to one or two people sitting beside me you make more friends that way

>>34984338
Yeah, it's literally comparing current experience with previous ones.

>>34984403
I usually try to talk to the person I know already. Starting any discussion is extremely hard with anyone I haven't observed for some time and dont know how they will react to certain things

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>tfw I'm a submissive ISFJ male

m-maybe I should've just been born a girl

>>34984485
>Samwise Gamgee from Lord of Rings is ISFJ male
So it seems that you're caring and protective of your loved ones and friends. Yeah, it clashes with traditional masculine behavior.

>>34984485
You don't need to be a girl to serve, Anon.

>>34984279
how do you feel about breakbeat hardcore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJbEd3mh08M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEBLSzmOCsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbhn3n21GXw
(as a random selection)

>>34984524
>tfw no friend to be caring or protective over

That's a neat fact though, I never knew Sam was an ISFJ, knowing this kind of makes me want to watch the movies again but I don't know if I'll ever get the time to do so.
>>34984548
What do you mean?
Or w-what are you trying to imply?

>>34984931
>That's a neat fact though, I never knew Sam was an ISFJ, knowing this kind of makes me want to watch the movies again but I don't know if I'll ever get the time to do so.
Alternatively, a lot of people seem to agree that Superman is ISFJ too.

>>34984931
I mean that there's always someone who needs assistance, and there's nothing abnormal about offering it.

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>>34984931
>>tfw no friend to be caring or protective over

>tfw no friend that cares about me

INTP schizophrenic here. I wonder if I'm really INTP or if it's just the illness skewing the results.

>>34985021
Does this mean I can tell people I'm like superman then? I don't feel near as cool as him but that's nice to know I guess. Are you an ISFJ as well or do you just happen to know about other ISFJs?


>>34985120
I don't really like feel I offer much assistance to people, maybe it's just because it's in my nature and I'm not aware I'm doing it I guess.


>>34985245
w-wew, I mean I don't really know you anon but maybe we could try to get to know eachother. What personality type are you?

>tfw this is the most replies I've ever gotten in a thread
It's a bit overwhelming but kind of nice at the same time to have a conversation with other anons, I usually just lurk or my posts don't get much recognition.

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>>34985692
>What personality type are you?
I'm an INTP autist.
Every time I try and make a friend they never reply to me again after the first few days even if I try and say something to start conversation. I can't tell if I'm boring or if I should be trying to make better conversation starters.

>tfw you feel like you'd be fine with just one (1) good friend but you can't find even one.

>>34973422
I(S/N)TJ-A here, seems neither the test nor i can decide whether S or N.

>>34986064
you probably refuse to play the social game where you follow all the little rules and norms because you feel that when two people enjoy each other's company, they shouldn't have to do all those pointless pleasantries - but other people expect them so they end up weirded out by you
also you would never pretend to be a friend with someone you don't genuinely like so that's one less reason to behave like a socially adjusted human being for their benefit

I'm glad I acquired my two best friends early in life - one for intellectual discussion and one for emotional support - and it feels like that covers all the bases so I stopped trying too hard to get new ones (a girl for cuddles would be nice but c'mon, that's a pipe dream)

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>>34986455
>also you would never pretend to be a friend with someone you don't genuinely like so that's one less reason to behave like a socially adjusted human being for their benefit
Fuck, you got me and your dubs confirm

>try and join a new internet group
>for the first few days chew the fuck out of anyone throwing around opinions I think are retarded
>if I'm not banned by the end of it things get a little better because they stop bringing up the opinions they know I'll argue about while I'm around
>people i chewed out are surprised that I start acting nice towards them when they're not being idiots
>eventually leave because the place bores me after that point

Fucking normies reeeeee

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Where's the lurv for INJS's?

>>34973422

I wish I understood people as well as these descriptions usually say. Sometimes I actively try to figure out what goes on in someone's head, and it's like trying to judge a book by a cover that's blurry, well-guarded, and might as well be written in an unknown language. I sympathize very easily once I see something in people I can relate to, but most of the time that just leads to misunderstandings. Not to mention I can hardly read body language.

>>34986595
Shit autocorrect. *INFJ's

>>34984485
>top careers
>isfj
>musician, artist

what?

>>34986064
>Every time I try and make a friend they never reply to me again after the first few days even if I try and say something to start conversation

hm, are you talking about talking to people online? I have the same experience, also INTP

>>34986064
Making new friends can be difficult, especially on /r9k/ because everyone here is shy or socially inept in some way or another and it's difficult to get past that communication barrier to be comfortable enough to actually get to know eachother.

I was reading up on INTP's and it says they like to debate a lot and question a lot of things people bring up in a conversation, it seems like to me that could be your main issue for having a hard time finding someone to get along with.

>>34986677
Yeah people online, I don't go outside :^)

>>34984403
>tfw its just autism

>>34986654
I-I don't know anon, that's just what the website says.

>>34985332
A higher than average amount of schizotypals have the INTP subtype

>>34986064
Same here. I find I compulsively talk about things I'm interested in and that bores most people. You gotta find some autists with similar interests then you to can sit together and babble for hours

>>34976015
Most people have sleep in one time. If you sleep in several chunks then you can win time doing other stuff. Especially you because you sleep whenever you feel tired and just fall in sleep mode immediatly. Others tend to stay 15+ time awake; I've once been up in bed over 2 hours before falling asleep.

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>>34986631
fellow infj how are you

Is choosing your career/work by depending on MBTI a good idea?

>>34984279
All INTP must read Godel Escher Bach

>>34980370

I feel exactly the same way as a somewhat socially aware INTP.

>>34986701
>I was reading up on INTP's
What type are you anon? just curious.
> they like to debate a lot and question a lot of things people bring up in a conversation,
Yeah, basically what I said here >>34986585

>>34986913
No, MBTI tests are not always accurate, especially the online ones.
Get whatever job pays the most that you think you can handle slaving away at for the rest of your life until retirement is my advice honestly, unless you have a passion you REALLY want to follow.

>>34986913
No. That would probably be a disaster. MBTI only tells you part of the picture. Not the whole thing.

>>34974494
>ENFP are always physically attractive
AHAHAHAHAH Im fat as fuck

Are there any other ENTJs here?

>>34986947
I-I'm an ISFJ, I'm the anon that said >tfw no friend to care for or protect

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>>34987022
>I'm the anon that said >tfw no friend to care for or protect
Oh you're still here, I thought you'd left.
Obviously since I linked myself I'm the ">tfw no friend that cares about me" poster

Now be my caring friend already reee

>>34987045
Sorry anon I've just been dozing off, I'm going to get to sleep but if you want to email me it's [email protected] I'll get back to you when I wake up later tonight.

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>>34987205
Alright anon, I need to go sleep as well anyway. I sent you an email so that we can have a few short conversations before our mutual beta-ness ends any chance of friendship as neither of us has the confidence to message the other to start a conversation.

I'm looking forward to it!

>>34973857
>tfw infp literal beta cuck
Me too. Unironic cuckolding fetish, too scared to listen to sissy hypno and start thinking I'm a tranny

>>34982318
When I think of INFP I think of a whiny but nihilistic furfag.

I'm too scared to take this test

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>tfw entp asshole

Sippin on gin and juice with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

>>34978461
They don't like rocking

>>34987609
You should be more afraid of me you sissy bitch.

>>34978541
I'm bipolar and I change from INTP to ENTP when I go from normal (depressed) to hypomanic and I always go on a massive ego trip.

Every time I take this fucking test I get a different result and none of them seem to apply to me

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>Autistic shut in ISTP

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>>34978461
Nice to find a common comrade

>>34978461
>when people have terrible pidgeonholed personalitys

I'd say the absolute worst people are hardcore punk fans who make that their identity. I don't think there is anything more pathetic from sports fans to people into the liberals vs conservative politics. Hardcore punk fans are the worst people on earth.

>>34978455
This and same, but on top of that people sort of dislike me.

Unless they need a good speaker, or if I'm making fun of someone they don't like. They also like my jokes, and often adopt them for themselves, even when the ones that opt to avoid me except when necessary.

It's really nonsensical to me.

It just seems all small talk goes perfectly, but beyond that people are just fully unpleasant.

>>34988278
They can really be a collection of the worst parts of people.

>>34978541
ENTP Here
I'm a bit of a cunt to people
But I am aware of this and actively try to fix it

>>34975629

ISTJ here
Recently realised that I will never be able to get my dream job.
Worst depression I ever had, feel like life is out of control.

>>34988343
You really come to realize that most people are basic and innane. They find a comfortable position wherein they are accepted and the strive for no more. Often they do what is expected without question of why or any deeper meaning. They almost never look at things from a few steps back. I would ask a sports fan why Vespacian built the colosseum. I would ask a conservative or liberal why he is right, is he such a genius to have found objective political truth or doea he simply find sanctuary in a group itentity? I would ask the student going to school for a high paying but unsatisfactory career why he needs money more than happiness? Does he not believe in himself? I would ask someone who wears Vans shoes why? They are poorly made, uncomfortable, and over priced. Most people simply do not question the root of anything and float by on fleeting spontaneous decisions.

Once you understand that people are rather simple, they become much easier to get along with. Sating a person based on their obvious interests is easy. People dress in a way that displays who they are, they are shapen in the same way.

I believe that Novalis said that the most interesting man is the one who looks to he one way and yet is another.

Never settle into pidgeonholing yourself for the safety and comfort of group validation. It ia the loss of your life and spirit.

>>34988434
Is this a common trait for people with ENTP result?

I recently realized I've never said a emotionally well-meaning thing to anyone since I was a little kid. I went ahead and told my family members how much they mean to me, but couldn't bring myself to say something like that to my friends, which it's probably too late for.

They'd probably think I'm joking or baiting them into some kind of humiliating punchline.

Is there like any sure fire way to test and see if you are an intp? Or at least see what you are between intp and istp?

>>34988541
I'm entp and have developed my emotional side.

It is fear that is holding you back from doing so. Extending yourself to allow emotional pain is a risk to your ego. If you are like me you strive to be untouchable. You strive to have outreasoned all of your peers. To have a witty comback to any situation. But to live is to lose and if you are like me you need to allow your ego to be exposed.

My next goal is getting to the point that I can tell a girl that I love her. So far I've managed to begin calling my gf baby.

>>34988588
You can try this
http://www.celebritytypes.com/test/intp-or-istp.php

>>34988541
>>34988541
>I recently realized I've never said a emotionally well-meaning thing to anyone since I was a little kid
Same. Compliments/deep expressions of emotion weird me out. It feels weird recieving them and I can't imagine giving them out.

>I went ahead and told my family members how much they mean to me, but couldn't bring myself to say something like that to my friends
I'm the opposite of you in this respect then. I greatly value my friends and do express this, but I've never spoken to my family about this sort of stuff.

I did a quick and dirty count of people in this thread. Of course the data is not 100% accurate, but I tried.

ISTJ - 5
ESTJ - 0
ISFJ - 3
ESFJ - 1

INFP - 8
ENFP - 0
INTP - 15
ENTP - 3

ISTP - 3
ESTP - 0
INTJ - 7
ENTJ - 1

INFJ - 7
ENFJ - 0
ISFP - 3
ESFP - 0

4chan - a bastion for introverts

>>34988513
I understand quite well, I assume the reason they don't like me is because I have the audacity to be extroverted, condescending and verbally talented despite having not climbed the social ladder, or understood why it's necessary.

I've seen people just talking about mundane and meaningless things for days, weeks and months and then becoming friends. That's extremely uninteresting to me.

The only friends I ever made were more like alliances for some practical cause, but kids had a more honest, brutal and tribalistic approach to social life, so those were mostly childhood friends.

New acquaintances in adult-life boil down to consisting of varying degrees of 9 to 5 jobs, virtue-signaling and status symbols, which is just painful because it doesn't fulfill the desire for meeting a person at all. It's hard to think of them as a human being when they don't express any kind of goal or purpose to their life.

>>34978455
>start talking to someone
>start on the surface level "normie" talk, just smalltalk
>bring up anything non-surface level
>realise they're vapid and have no real opinions of their own and just go with what's "normal"
why?

>>34988914
My close friends are all people who enjoy speaking about the arts and comedy. None of us watch television shows or sports. None of us listen to the radio. A few of us don't even watch the news. We all read and watch films. They know that when I make outrageous statements that I am looking for them to challenge it.

But the average person, while often boring, still has the same emotional depth as you or I. They simply don't examine everything as closely.

When one finds ideas the most interesting one doesn't find people to be so.

i was infp when i first took the test a few years ago, but recently got enfp when i retook it

>>34988911
>4chan - a bastion for introverts
makes perfect sense though really
a common trait among introverted person types is an aversion/inability to make emotional connections casually
which is why anonymous image boards where each of us can slip away and come back whenever with no stigma attached to wanting to do so

>>34989063
Basically most S (sensors) are sheep
http://www.personalityhacker.com/how-are-sensors-and-intuitives-different/
https://www.truity.com/blog/intuitives-guide-getting-along-sensors

intj f. supposed to be rare or some shit

ENTP here, I don't feel normie just for being an E instead of I. I prefer to be alone to be honest, I just use Ne more than Ti or Ni, I notice patterns and other autistic shit like that. Makes me good at reading others from an emotionally-distant standpoint

>>34989344
From the most Extroverted to the last Extroverted functions - Fe > Se > Ne > Te > Si > Fi > Ni > Ti
Just because you have extrovert type doesnt mean that you're automatically normie.

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>>34989344
>tfw superior to normies at their normie ways

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>>34975940
I'm not a chad, even though some normies think I am. Here's my take. As INTJs we excel at not giving a fuck. You have to channel this trait into social situations.

For example, you want to talk to a person you never met. So you start thinking of something clever to say, but for some reason you can't think of anything smart enough. DON't DO THIS. Instead, spout whatever autistic shit you can think of. Associate freely. It will only sound retarded if YOU think it's retarded. The normies will think you're confident or some shit.

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>>34988911
poll from last year

Threadly reminder that only INTP's are robots

>>34989665
no

organic

>>34983708
We just need to make a advanved intj only colony where everyone is extremely sarcastic and extremely literal and has group therspy for some shit they said 20 years ago.

>>34989557
ENTPs are just reverse functions of INTJs, and so we are two sides of the same coin. I would say INTJs have more drive or motive or whatever, and are more independent than ENTPs, but ENTPs are better at dealing with people, be it actual conversation or manipulation or something along those lines.

>>34989510
>Tfw normies will never be intuitive
>Tfw normies will never be ENTP master race

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>INTP with intense self-hatred
>other people assume I'm a confident Chad just because I'm honest and can hold eye contact
>never live up to their expectations

>>34987609
INFP detected
Originalzzzz

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https://discord.gg/Zv2kMD6

mbti discord for anyone interested

>>34986455
I managed to keep the few friends that I had from back when I was like 12. I think the only reason they stayed with me is that they know they can drop all social rules when they talk to me. It has to be tiring following those rules all day every day.

>>34989617
>the dominance of thinking over feeling

Literally we're "tfw too smart for society", my brothers

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ixtp here

on paper I should have a pretty good combination of intelligence and physical competence but in practice I'm mostly just an antisocial alcoholic.
dont get me wrong, I dont want to be anything else but life sure is fucking shit.

>>34990575
>ixtp
what the hell is this crap? You're either INTP or ISTP.

>>34990604
every test I've taken has me near dead split between S and N. this has been true since the first time I took a test around 7 years ago in school.
>You're either INTP or ISTP.
whys that? genuinely curious.
I'm not really big on this typology stuff but in the past I have seen plenty of anons use the X.

>>34989557
>The normies will think you're confident or some shit.
I just don't get it

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>>34990698
you can change how dominant the function is but you cant change it

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>one shot at life
>INFP

just shit my fuck up fampai

>>34989898
you dont need those normies. Embrace youre superiority

>>34988241
>Albert E., Darwin, Abe Lincoln
Damn I'm in league with all of the greats then.

>>34987567
Stop insulting me
I'm not a furfag

>>34987802
hello identical person

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>>34988911
i am ESTP
i come to r9k to feel better about myself tho

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On INTP
>Going throughout the day clouded in thought, it's so loud it seems like an actual conversation
>Extremly reduced emotional capability, hard time feeling anything not in the extreme
>This impacts social interaction, little to none. If you manage to be good at it, it feels like some runtime script
>Talking to normies feels like you're the only one actually self aware, they just act like dead automitons
>Boughts of anger and hoplessness
>Too autistic to type in a normal manner
At least, this is my experience, it's definatly a case-by-case basis
Any other INTP know that Necron overlord feel?

Tfw INTP
>smart
>can't talk to someone who doesn't share one of my really obscure interests
>even my parents couldn't give a shit and my dad looks at me like he doesn't know me anymore

Are INFP the least desirable people on this Earth?
0,01% creates something great and wins at life, rest die sad and alone, often due to suicide
Worst of all even if INFP wins sometimes they just kill themselves because reality will never be perfect

>>34992217
We are nature's mistake. Too idealistic for this world.

>>34992217
>post in a thread
>it dies
I guess yes

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>>34992943
Happens too often

>>34992003
>I'm not a furfag
yet..

>>34982394
Same on both accounts. Recently retook this test, was INTJ before, but ISTJ now. Also feel somewhat about family-- obvious I care about them, but not hugely so (only care about parents/sis, only 'check-in' on them a lil')

Anyway, what do you ISTJ's do for a living/think would be a good career? Trying to plan out things, and obvs job is a core component.

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>>34973422
INFP here.

feels good

>>34993535
>feels good
Same, nothing like taking a nice, hard dick while listening to Midwest emo and crying

>>34993786
more like reggae and the tears are from being fucked by a big Iranian dick

>>34991270

You might think little of yourself, but I'm willing to bet you know people who are glad you exist. Even though they might take you for granted, or forget that no one stays around forever, but it's human nature to get used to friends always being there. Just the thought of them being gone one day is mortifying, so we'd rather not think on that possibility at all. I'm sure you have someone who appreciates you more than they realize.

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Intp is undoubtedly the most comfy personality.

>>34973422
If your not INTP then get the fuck off of my board

>tfw between INTP and INFP

Feels good, using my brain without being heartless.

Or being an overly critical asshole who cri evrytiem I get told something rude

INFP, literally like characters more than most people because they are idealized by somenone

>>34986991
be my thicc ENFP bf then