How many years until you finally become a wizard, /r9k/?

>>34931793
6 short years until I become a wizard.

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>>34931793
>tfw I had a brief but explosive sex life out of highschool
>tfw I haven't even touched a woman in maybe three years
>tfw all the lonely sexlessness of a virgin but ruined my chances at sickass lightning powers.

>>34931793
2 years past it. End it all to be honest lads

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>>34931793
only 4 left I think

fuck gee effs and sex I just want magical powers

20 yo trap here. What happens to me if I don't lose my virginity by 30?
Do I become a witch??

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>>34931793
this december will mark my ascension to wizardhood
i have no doubt in my mind i could easily stay a virgin till then
shit's ass

>>34931793
7 years since yesterday

>>34931793
8
I don't have anyone to blame but my autism, but I try to make the best of it

>>34932127
yes, you become a witch (male)

>>34932127
You become even more mentally ill.

why the fuck everyone draw nipples like that. for fucks sake nipples are not made out of plastic

>>34932232
Would you consider yourself a robot?

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I lost my virginity a few days ago to my bf so never.

>>34932341
How are you enjoying your holiday Miles?
Shared any of your illegal porn with your bf yet faggot?

>>34932127
You off yourself like every other trap does

>>34932127
no that means you become a statistical anomaly
>>34932367
fuck you got here before me

>>34932365
I don't have illegal porn.

>>34932401
>lying
You're telling me a man who buys children's underwear from yard sales and goes on /g/ doesn't have some illegal shit on his computer? Good meme.

>>34931793
A few days less than a year.

>>34932415
Why do anything illegal when I can sate my panty fetish through legal means such as YouTube videos?

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>tfw march 18th is my 30th birthday
>today is february 18

1 month

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>>34932435
>Congratulations!
>You're a wizard now!

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These Barneyfags need to be fucking killed, and I'm serious about it.

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>>34931793
9

I already passed the point of no return though so fuck it.

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Execute these fucking faggots as well, you know

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Can someone murder these fucking degenerates already

>>34931793
30yo wizard reporting in

>One chance at wizardry
>Manage to get a gf to fuck you
Why did i commit such a huge mistake

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I'm not even kidding, Barneyfags all need to be shot to shit

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Execute these fucking faggots, for they only deserve death

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>>34932498
prove you're not a normie NOW
e

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fucking kill all of these fucking pieces of shit

After this year, 7 years to go.

I don't know what to do anymore.

>>34931793
Trixie!

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I literally want them all dead

>>34932515
>using normie
This ain't /r/eddit you can curse on here you know.

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Fucking kill degenerate Barneyfags

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>>34932565
sorry friend, but that's exactly what a normie would say

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Can all these Barneyfags just get fucking blown up

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Barneyfags only deserve death, that's what I like to say, and everyone should think this.

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Execute Barneyfags

I became a wizard year ago.

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I'm not even kidding, fucking kill them all

>>34932641
>>34932617
>>34932591
>>34932581
samefag
err

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>all these Barneyfags in this thread
Fucking kill yourselves, seriously

>>34931793
Well that picture certainly triggered some people. The picture isn't even that bad.

Does one drunken mishap exclude me from Wizard powers? I mean I barely even remember it

>>34932232
Thank you for your service mate

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>>34932656
Kill yourself, their shit's still not allowed outside of containment

>>34932577
Fornicate thyself, peasant.

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>>34932685
Thanks. I do what I can to try and stop degenerates.

Why are you on /r9k/ as well now barneyfag?

>>34932687
Well you can keep getting triggered over it for all I care, I don't give a fuck. But at least it's a drawing of a human, I draw the line at horses.

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>>34932711
Over the past week, some Argentinian has been making stealth pony threads on here and emailing them after they've been archived as if to say "Ha, fucking faggot, I got this shit past the mods! BRONIES RULE!"

>>34932729
Anyone that does that regardless of what the topic was about is pretty retarded if you ask me. Just keep that shit to yourself.

>>34932341
>>34932365
miles mccoy?

>>34932467
Same here, we are young and we can change that

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>>34932756
Nope, still can't have them shilling. Gotta make sure to point it out so mods can rightfully ban these faggots.

>>34932772
I've been noticing that the mods aren't deleting these threads but instead your posts in the threads, at least on /co/. Is it safe to say they have a vendetta against you?

>>34932772
From all the trap threads I've seen here I don't think the mods really give a shit. Also /pol/ has been constantly getting out of its septic tank yet no one really stops them.

>>34931819
Same here. It's really given me a lot of peace to know that no matter where I go, or what I do, the feelings of a woman never need to be factored in.

>>34932444
Happy early birthday, WizardAnon.

You should make a thread when you ascend to wizardhood.

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>>34932790
Only on /co/ this seems to happen, probably because that's where I started.

>>34932810
Still, it should at least be pointed out when it occurs.

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I'm not even kidding, I fucking hate these degenerates for even existing

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>>34931793
I'm already a wizard OP.

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Fucking execute these faggots already

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I still want them dead

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Literally fucking die already

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Fucking kill them all, I mean it

I didn't know someone could be so mentally ill until today. Get some help, you fucking autist.

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8
I doubt I will make it alive that long but I am committed to my celibacy

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>>34933161
Say that to the degenerate shilling his shitty toddlers' show outside of containment.

>>34931793
8 years here. I'm not even a loser, but the girl would have to approach me, hold my hand and teach me everything while I shake in fear.

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Fucking kill them already, I'm not even joking

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>>34931793
>tfw traded wizardhood to succubi for momentary pleasure

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Literally kill all of these fucking faggots, execute them if you have to

>everyone sperging out in the thread
>not even a fucking horse

Jesus people calm your tits. Though if it was a horse then I could understand the sperging.
And you fags constantly suck on trap dick so I don't know why you're calling others degenerate.

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>>34933600
Yes it is as demonstrated by the link here >>34932232, it's a humanized Trixie.

>>34933656
No shit Sherlock, I'm saying that it's not the actual horse or pony or whatever the fuck it is so it's fair game.

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>>34933687
Humanized versions of the characters are still bannable under Rule 15, fucktard.

>>34933703
So is guro pics outside of /b/ yet I don't see anyone here who has a problem with that.

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>>34933735
That's because you aren't enlightened by degeneracy.

I won't have know OP's image was ponyshit if it wasn't for Super Autist here.

As for wizardhood, about 8 years.

>>34933774
Well you can stay on the path of autist overlord if you like, I'm gonna go make some tomato soup while freely admitting that trixie or whatever her name is has some nice tits. Ciao.

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>>34933808
Consider yourself enlightened, now you know when to call someone a degenerate.

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>>34933834
Goddamn fucking degenerate.

>>34933840
I can't be arsed to click on all of your posts and point out all the times you blatantly replied to yourself but this is pathetic. You're literally the cancer that drives bronies to post because they love watching ultra-autists like you get triggered. And even after all the furry posting you still fell for the bait

Fucking shameful

>>34931793
21 years left, desu

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>>34933929
hmm... really gets the axons smaxon

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>>34933905
They still shouldn't be shilling their shit.

>>34933929
Does that mean you're 4 years old?!?!

>>34933944
I'm not even a brony and I want to post rule34 just to trigger you. You truly are a super autist. I salute you.

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Only 4 years.

Fucking hell I hate my life.

>>34932688
shouldnt it be
>fornicate *WITH thyself
?
"fornicate"'s transitive, innit?

*lookup on wiktionary*
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fornicate
>fornicate (comparative more fornicate, superlative most fornicate)
>Shaped like an arch or vault; resembling a fornix.

hm yes but
*ctrl+f "transi"*
>(intransitive) To commit fornication.

so ok it's intransitive, but whats with this circular definition?

>to chucklefuck
>1. (probably transitive) the act of engaging in chucklefuckery

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>>34933997
That's still being a degenerate, fucking autist.

>>34934083
Says the autist.

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>>34934110
Still less autistic than the degenerate defending shitty toddlers' shows.

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Truly, I fucking hate them all.

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I truly fucking hate them all

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I'm not even kidding, kill them

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Execute their shit to bits, for that's what they deserve.

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>>34932475

>>34932486
>>34932456
>>34932447

BUT U JUST GOTTA WATCH IT BRO ITS GOT AN AWESOME SOUNDTRACK AND SUPER FUNNY JOKES FOR ADULTS AND LOTS OF EDGY HUMOR AND AWESOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT *BROHOOFS* XD

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>>34935675
I hate people who say shit like this.

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>>34931793
>it's been 7 years
>tfw you still inspire so much butthurt just by liking a cartoon

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>>34931793
How is this supposed to be mlpshit again? I thought it was just a hot r63 wizard.

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>>34935814
It's supposedly a humanized Trixie.

>>34935786
You'd still be degenerate for endorsing that shit anyway.

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>>34933905
>implying bronies aren't ultra-autists
it's funny because every person I know who watched MLP my high-school and my co-workers who watch it have autism and act pretty stupid in public all the time

3 more years. Feels good though

>>34935786
I'm pretty sure barneyfag alone makes up about 70% of all mlp-related butthurt nowadays.
That must be one devastated butt.

>>34931793
11 years until wizard tbqhfam

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>>34931793
Uh oh, I recognize that human(ized) character

You're clever, OP

Expressing extreme exasperation for super obscure mlp references must be a meme in it's own right.

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>>34932435
Are you me?

Been a wizard for exactly 2 weeks.

Still waiting for the wizard hat and robe to arrive.
We get an official wizard hat and robe at least, right? Right?

>>34936546
He's just peeved.

>>34936563
Anonymous, you just hush now, quiet now

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>>34936563
kill yourself

>>34936438
not really

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>>34936741
pbtttt

originally, too

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>>34936546
We can't have them shilling, faggot

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>>34931793
>How many years until you finally become a wizard, /r9k/?

Already there, and just want to let you know the powers are over-rated....

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>>34935985
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
It makes you think as to why they're constantly trying to deflect their own autism

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I'm 26 now so only four years left

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i have 2 months. i want off this ride

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>>34931793
9 years. I have plenty of time left.

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When will these faggots die? I'm waiting.

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I still want them dead btw

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TFW i became a wizard 9 months ago.

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9 years, but 8 in a few months.

I really hope I go through that phase that older robots (but now normies) said they went through. The older they got, the more girls were starting to approach them.

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9 years 8 months and some days

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Literally fucking kill these degenerates, I don't want them to exist.

>>34938401
Nobody cares about you, you bloody turboautist. If they bother you so much go fucking find them and kill them.
Just kys yourself, you provide nothing worthwhile to this thread.

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>>34938547
I'd rather not, that'd mean they'd win over me if I were to off myself.

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>>34931793
10. I'll get there for sure.

>tfw wiz chan already considers you wizard in training.

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Seriously, when will these Barneyfags die already? I just want them dead.

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I'm 37 years old so I'm well into my wizard specialization. I will surpass wizardhood and ascend into immortality and omnipotence. Only 50 more years friends.

>>34931793
9 months to go. this is awful.

>>34939000
But you already have the power of trips.
I have only 7 months to be a wizard, but I do not have any power yet.

>>34938971
>37
Way too old to be here.

>>34932232
How did you even know?

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>>34939287
For this past week, the same Argentinian faggot has been posting stealth MLP threads around 5 or 6 am EST on a few boards like /r9k/, /pol/, /v/ and /tv/ and ends up emailing me after they've been archived as if to say, "HAH, I got this shit past the mods, bronies rule!" I've caught onto the pattern.

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>>34932688
>>34934080


You have to go back originaIly

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And I still fucking hate their guts

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Like, fucking goddammit, fucking die already

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I still want to kill these faggots off

Can we just murder these degenerates? They're not doing anything helpful

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>>34931793
3 weeks until I reach wizard status. Don't feel sorry for me, because I've prepared for this by turning down mediocre (not ugly, not fat) girls for years already.

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>>34940572
I really want them all fucking dead, fucking scumbags.

>>34931793
Long lost deadline
Pretty cool about it

>>34932232
/qa/ is feeling frisky today

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>>34931793
8 more for me assuming I live that long or I don't find a qt trap

Just a little over a year. I'm actually looking forward to it.

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>>34941150
Hey, I'm just saying. These degenerates deserve death, and nothing but death.

literally fucking kill them already, I fucking mean it

>>34942378
I seriously want degenerates to be killed as well

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>>34931793
I turned 31 today

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>>34932232
> when you hate something so much that you make a custom RSS feed to show you exactly where someone posts an MLP themed picture so you can shitpost about how they are degenerate.
Didnt you fuck your own dog? Thats a little more degenerate than liking a shitty childrens show about pastel colored headaches that sing.

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>>34932127
>tfw girls in your room pressing their boobs against your face and all you can think about it powers

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>>34942887
No, that's literally a brony who tried forcing a meme really hard just to try and defame me.
It's all just bullshit and unsubstantiated claims.

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>>34931793
8 Years. One day I might even care.

>>34942767
Happy birthday, dude! Hope you're having a nice day atleast.

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>>34931793
2/3 of the way there

What happens if I turn thirty mid-coitus?

>>34943449
good for you anon, but you'll be disappointed.

>>34931793
10 left, I'm certain I'll remain a virgin the rest of my life, not really bothered though. Not sour grapes or anything but sex doesn't interest me anyway. I'm not asexual since I jack off to porn every now and then, I'm just not enticed by real life I guess.

I just want all these faggots fucking dead, this is no joke.

I fucked a hooker when I was 18. I wanted to prevent wizardy at all costs.

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>>34945932
ok then, fucking degenerate

>>34932968
>>34933004
>>34933061
>>34933142

Dude, seriously, you have issues.

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>>34947322
No I don't, the degenerates who shill do.

>>34947405
Just look at yourself. You have an enormous folder of those images, you've taught yourself what every possible reference is in spite of despising all things pony, and you must spend all your time cruising 4chan looking for jokers trying to slide by GR15 for giggles... do you even have a life at this point? Seriously, you NEED to talk to a therapist.

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>>34947576
We can't have them shilling, you know. If you're defending these faggots, then you're part of the cancer littering society.

>>34931793
I'm a wizard +100

only two short years but i really don't feel any more magical than i did previously

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>>34931793
Been a Wizard for 9 years now.

>>34936658
It's time to lay your sleepy head, Anon.

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Can these degenerates just die already? I'm waiting

Seriously already, die

>>34948411
I'm about to go watch some of this show, your rage must mean the show is at least half decent. No way someone would so feverishly hate a show that is supposedly so entirely terrible.

Thanks senpai

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8 for me. there have been so many times when i thought i would break into normiehood. i always thought about what i would post on here when i finally made it out. and then it doesn't happen. what worries me now is the prospect that i won't even care enough to kill myself by the time i reach 30

>this one guy ITT getting this upset
>hasn't stopped posting for over 12 hours
WOW hahaha and I thought bronies were the autists

>>34931793
Six years.

By choice, my nigga.

>>34949017
The guy is a legit welfare sapping autist, he was doxxed and verified.

Cases like him should be brought up in the pro-argument for the euthanization of retards.

Been a wizard for two years now.

Seriously considering going to Nevada and losing it to a (legal) prostitute if nothing happens by the end of the year.

>>34947816
>only two short years but i really don't feel any more magical than i did previously

As someone who has dwelt in the wizard's lodge for seven years, I can assure you that you're experience will become "magical" very soon.

You have to bear in mind that magic hasn't traditionally been considered an art belonging to the beautiful. It's the vicious practice of a witch who calls down curses of sterility because she herself was considered by Nature unworthy of bearing children. It's the rites of the devotee of Kali who wanders in the burning grounds and covers himself with the ashes of the dead because the living have refused him. There's a reason why the magician is seen as aligned with Satan; he hasn't rejected Heaven for the sake of power. Having been judged unworthy of Paradise, he becomes a citizen of Pandemonium by default.

There will be sleepless nights screaming to God and Nature for deliverance. You aren't demanding to become an angel, merely a man who lives as men do. But Father God and Mother Nature remain silent; both are justifiably ashamed of their mistakes. Neither wants to claim a monster as their child, and you'll find yourself unceremoniously disowned. To your horror, the only ones willing to listen will be Father Chaos and Mother Night.

You'll spend delirious nights with the spirits they send. So what if those familiars are devils rather than angels? A monster has no right to expect anything else. Wrath attends to you rather than joy, frustrated lust rather than love. Your sleep may be haunted by nightmares, but the most horrible vision is preferable to no dream at all. In at least this small way, a monster can consider himself more alive than one of the dead.

Apprentice, there is magic waiting and it's of the blackest kind. If you have the smallest chance of fleeing, do so. And if you can't? As loathsome as the wizard's black robes are, you'll still accept them gratefully when the only alternative is a corpse's shroud.

>>34931793
thirteen (13 (thirteen))

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>>34949017
Well, they really are, they're the ones shilling shitty toddlers' shows to begin with.

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And goddamn, I think they're just degenerate fucking human beings.

>>34949390
enjoy your ban underage

>>34947747
At this point you have devoted more of your life to the show than anyone on /mlp/.

Just think about that.

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>>34950256
not really, they've definitely spent more time than me.

can someone please execute these degenerates? iwant it to happen

fucking kill these degenerates off, Barneyfags all need to die

>>34931793
6
I don't give a fuck so it's guaranteed.

>>34951737
it never will be guaranteed for degenerates.

I turned 30 a week ago today. Despite the wizard meme, the fact that I will be alone forever has gradually been ingrained in my mind of the last few years. The feelings of being unwanted and lonely were probably most intense from 21~27. However, I just got tired of feeling like that realized fapping keeps the demons away. I've learned to deal with my situation and don't feel hatred towards women like many do on r9k.
Love is like a talent and some of us are just not meant to experience it. I can either endlessly bemoan my situation or move on.

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When will these fucking faggots die, they're worthless.

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>3.5 years to go
The first spell I cast will be suicide. I literally cannot live 30 years of life having never even held a girl's hand.

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I'm note even joking these degenerates should just kill themselves

>>34953232
i mean it too, thesedegenerats should die

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>>34931793
Five. Five more years.

>>34931793
them tits though

>>34932138
Well so this sexists you gitd

>>34955725
Sure is and degenerate

>>34954364
But it's Barneyshit and that's no good, autist.

10 more years

I'm 2/3rd's of the way there lads, wish me luck for another 10 years.

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Still 10 years away, but it's coming.

I'm about 90% certain that I'll be a wizard unless I pay for sex.

>>34957823
>autist
Oh the irony.

>>34931793
Ain't gonna happen, I tell you.
Being a wayfarer suits me well.
Besides occultisms were always more intrigueing.

>>34957823
This t b h
We don't need degenerates who masturboop to MLP

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>5 more months.
help me /r9k/.

8 years ago I came here and thought, how can anyone be a virgin at 30. Now I see why.

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>>34959225
I uh think uh the correct term is uh "clopping".

>>34931793
Seven years left.

Already in basic training to be a wraith.

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>>34959496
lurk more, newbie faggola

>>34959614
Be nice to our guest Barney lad. We must have all these friends in these turbulent times

Where the fuck are the fucking cartoon horses you deranged autists?

>>34959666
>He doesn't know the rules
LMAO @ your life

>>34959666
in the OP, newfag

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8 and a half years here.

If I even make it till then. I'm already worried I'll either top myself or have some kind of cardiac event by 22, let alone 30. Hope the end is at least quick if not painless.

>>34936547
anon... i don't think you understand

>>34958257
At least I'm not a degenerate piece of shit who worships shitty toddlers' shows.

>>34931793
12 years, still sucks

>>34960542
Barney is shit after 29 years.

>>34957152
I still want all these fags ducking dead

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>>34931793
About 6 years :(
Im gonna be a wizard aren't I?
Any hope of changing class?

>>34962016
I agree with this as well, Barneyfags all deserve to fucking die

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>>34931793
3 years to go. I am done.

>>34962035
ello jonx

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>gyped myself out of wizard powers by putting my weiner in a fat chick for two minutes once

Its not worth it my dudes

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I literally want all of these Barneyfags to fucking die already.

>>34931793
How can pubes look like spaghetti?

>>34931793
I'm a wizard and I'm 21, what are you trying to prove.

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Be a wizard. But for the love of GOD do not also be poor. WORK

>>34963297
Well of course it wasn't worth it, you shagged a fatass.

I'm getting close to 8 years.

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>>34963593
Barneyfags are shit artists.

Can someone kill all of these degenerates at once? I will provide great bounties.

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>>34931793
I have a short seven years to wait.
I'm sure I'll find a qt at the upcoming college retreat.

when are these faggots just going to fucking die already, I want it to happen

>>34965812
It could happen.
Only on the Hub.

i just want it to happpen,

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6.5 more years. I just wish the powers extended beyond not giving a fuck about women anymore.

Ok seriously, I really hate tehse fucking faggots

>>34967977
Okay, cry about it you big baby.

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>>34936547

Magic is the grammar of the human mind, your wizard hat and robe will be as unique as your psyche.

> and just as virtual btw

>>34968897
Well, it's just plain degenerate, and I don't like degeneracy.

>>34969696
Then what are you doing here? Maybe reddit is more for you?

>>34969733
I just want these degenerates dead, that's all.

>>34970492
You should get a head start and off yourself.

>>34931793
I became one already but a few years later a succubus absorbed my magic away.

>>34970565

Come on Fallen Wizard, you can't just say that and leave us without at least a small greentext.

Let you tell us of your days of high adventure!

>>34931793
11.
I have time to change my ways, right?

>>34970565
It's not like this matters, all OP wanted to do was shill his shitty toddlers' show anyway.

>>34971144
And it sucks because if it wasn't here, this could've gone over nicely.

>>34971750
I really fucking hate it too, there could've been a chance at success.

The guy getting butthurt ITT posting for 12 hours straight is my hero

Fuck you normalfags

My fellow robots. Why do you worry about your future wizardom? Of so many things to do. To experince, you choose to worry over something as simple as stimulating your neural receptors via hormonal releases. Why not worry about what you accomplish, what you see, what you do...that is how to be a normie, by realizing that being a normie is throwing away your apprehensions, your values, by going with the herd. Dont fear being different, robots. We are all the same at the core.

>>34972934
This. Barneybro is based af

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>>34973246
Thanks. That's the kind of stuff I like to hear in these times of desperation.

>>34972934
>>34973246
either samefag or other mentally fucked up welfare recipients

>>34973406
I'm hardly that bad compared to some other degenerates in existence.

>>34974171
I agree with this statement as well familio

Holy hell; just how damn long has this thread been up??? At least 3 days.

>keeping a thread alive for 2 days on /r9k/
This is some dedicated autism

21 now so 9 years to go.

>>34973406
top kek m8
Don't be jealous /ourguy/ keeps degenerates at bay with his valiant crusade. He's a man of steel resolve and that's very amiable. Don't be assblasted because he exposed your deviant degeneracy m8

>>34931793
10. still deciding on what element I'm gonna specialize in.

>>34975421
This is what happens when these degenerates are shilling shit.

>>34976880
I really hate it when they shill, like don't they have anything better to do?

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>>34931793
Anons: I am a wizard who can cast third tier spells.

>>34977771
I doubt you can even prove it

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9 years

The galaxy will come to fear my indomitable strength

>>34931793
10 years.

damn that doesnt sound like much at all

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>>34931793
Seven years, I'm technically handsome but the idea of disappointing a potential gf prevents me from perusing a relationship.

I'm 3 years past wizardry treshold. No powers so far. It will kick in at 35 for sure, r-right?
Or did I stain my chakras by holding hands when climbing a hill during school trip in hight school?
P-please confirm that full khv is not necessary. I'm not greedy, I can settle for partial powers, if that's what kv can only get.

>>34979279
People never can and it sucks ass

Four years until I become a Grand Warlock

>>34979279
You were probably molested, anon. I'm sorry. Go in for therapy and see if they can unlock the repressed memory.

>>34979153
>you will never be able to time travel
This is literally all I want from life. To be able to travel 4th dimensionally, within my own lifetime. Or maybe to be able to trace back and cross time-threads so I don't fuck up too much or run into other time-travellers.

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>>34931793
Can't live without having sex time to time, so wizardhood is closed to me, and I won't have friends anyway. I think I'll just off myself eventually.

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>>34979927

As a Wizard, I seem to be able to Accelerate Time: it's already February and it seems like October was 2 days ago.

Less than two left, almost there

>>34980499

If someone took your virginity off, would you die?

>>34931793
How many years does it take to grow back virginity?
That + 30

>>34980827
It would be extremely pleasurable

Originale

>>34980843
Once tainted, always tainted.

>>34981009
>No hoovesies

>>34980864

For her

>>34952721

It may simply be the hormones who change the way we think when we hit 30+. We're our brain's puppet.

How do you move on anyway, escapism or do you have a masterplan?

>>34934083
Is Tumblr the worst website on the entire internet?

>>34979864
Well, that escalated quickly. Dude,are you sure you are not projecting you own experiences? (however, such leap to conclusions is not making much sense even if you are...)

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12 years... Do I still have hope?

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>>34942979
Hi, Lee

Again, originally

>>34944625

Why do mortals keep pushing that meme? Being a reality-bender is awesome.

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>>34983389
>>34942887
W-Which one do I shoot?

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>>34984154
PROBLEMS, ANONYMOUS?

orig cmt.

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This is now a Rare Barneys thread.

>>34932127

You become a statistical anomaly as all the other mentally ill people have already killed themselves because of the regret they have about mutilating their bodies for a meme.

>>34984306
>even his dream IP gets banned

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>>34984306
>he's been consumed by what he despised

>>34931793

I lost my virginity to a hooker.

Then fucked five more until I finally realized pussy and sex are overrated and I'd much rather fap quietly in my room. Less hassle, free, etc.

>>34931793
6 and a half. Feels kind of good in a weird way desu.

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>>34931793
0 because I'm not a virgin. But I still browse /x/ so its cool.

>>34936547
I'm not you, because I still have almost one year until I'm 30.

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>>34953192
>The first spell I cast will be suicide.

I should probably feel more concerned than I do about the fact I've so many relevant pictures in my OC Folder.

>>34983389
Who is this handsome lad

>>34931793
Minus two months. I can no longer recall the memories that I fapped to viciously in the past.

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>>34982822
Not really, those would be any Barney site.

>>34941080

That picture isn't wrong, though.

It's better to hide your Power Level from the Normitypicals, no matter what they are. No amount of just being urself can redeem a man who's going in the opposite direction of what's trendy this year.

It's interesting that what is "good" for Normies change every now and then. I'm old enough to have known a time where wearing a beard was uncool.

10.5 years.

orig

4 yeas and ~9 months to go.

Honestly though, I'm probably going to hire an escort this year.

>>34985015

>>34985807
He's right here

Ask him how he got all the IP's at his university banned

>>34985807
What did he meant by this, frens?

>>34931793
10 more years, but I'm so lonely that I was talking out loud in a fugue state to people I thought were there this morning.

I'm basically a wizard already, just need to wait a bit.

I have about 4 months left. Should I just let it happen?

7

OriginalLeggomyeggo

> Thread is still going stronk

I should feel shame for bumping it, but I'm 39 and the Event Horizon of my social life is disappearing behind my back as I type this. Will be 40 in a few months, shame is a mortal feeling and I've felt all the amount I could a long time ago.

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>>34985938
Starlight please leave.

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>>34931793
5 more if I don't die soon. And I am probably going to off myself this year. Already saving for a glock to pop in my mouth and make a brain slushie.

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>>34931793 (OP)
Fucking kill yourself, Barneyfag, I want you dead, don't post your humanized Trixie
https://derpibooru.org/698816

>>34987429
Long live Jessie Slaughter. Kek.

Gas all barneyfags

>>34932079
Explain your post

>>34931793
I squandered wizardhood last night. Fucked this qt i met online like 8 times. I made it to 25 without even having female friends, dont feel any different, just tired. I now understand why people say you shouldnt obsess over it, it is fun and feels good, but naked cuddling was way more comfy. Anyways, i guess im now a normie and need to fuck off but if a sperg like me can achieve it then im sure most of you guys can.

>>34932266
>tfw no cute witch(male) gf

>>34932762
Yo idk who tf that is but that's a dope name and I'm stealing it for a story I'm writing.

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>>34931793
3 years to go for me.

>>34987964
I agree with this statement, they all need to be gassed.

>>34988866
When we gas them, we shall celebrate.

>>34989465
> Turning Auschwitz into some Disneyland-concept
>Welcome to Barneyland! Barney macht frei!

>>34988047

How did you do it? Not just contacting her, the whole anxiety/spaghetti process, how did you avoid the traps*?

> * pun intented

>>34989771
That would be a great world. We should make a kickstarter for it.

>>34931793
11 years, how fucked am I boys?

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>>34990945

Not fucked at all, actually.

>>34990585
this absolutely must happen if nothing else

>3 days straight autism
Teach me barneyfag how do I ascend to your levels of autism

>>34991581
bumbacIat