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Join our comfy server for NEETS and ROBOTS. No normies allowed.
https://discord.gg/awsqXqu
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Robots don't use discord, they hang out here.
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dude my whole face is itchy
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ahh dude what haha my face is itchy again
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an innovative way to wipe your ass 2017-02-19 03:56:12 Post No.34983647
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an innovative way to wipe your ass
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>take dump
>get some toilet paper
>dip toilet paper into the toilet water
>wipe asshole
>asshole is now much cleaner compared to a dry wipe
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>>34983647
why the fuck would that be true
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>>34983647
>dip toilet paper into the toilet water
niga what; there's a perfectly good sink right next to me
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>>34983647
>not immediately getting in the shower post-shit
guys
i heard this great sentence on a youtube video:
this cake makes my fingers sticky
just say it in your head, it sounds great
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so what went through your mind as you literally typed this out, did the captcha, and pressed post?
did you feel better about yourself? did you feel a sudden sense of confidence that maybe somebody out there would feel comparable with you?
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>>34983656
I too want to know this. OP's autism has piqued my interest.
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>>34983656
uh
well don't you like it? i think it sounds good
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>sex
>tfw can't even pass the first layer of the pyramid
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>>34983585
actually it's sex and/or family and/or friendship and/or social relationship
You being on /r9k/ is a social relationship
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>>34983585
you can't get past the third layer - 'sexual intimacy', but wanking covers 'sex'.
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>>34983718
this
although it's still dumb cuz can solve problems and accept facts without any dumb roastie
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Times you felt extremely beta 2017-02-19 03:52:15 Post No.34983581
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Times you felt extremely beta
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Beta stories thread, I'll start.
It starts off slow but it needs backstory
>see one of those chart threads a month ago
>decide to make the most autistic chart imaginable for fun
>post it, think nothing of it then go to sleep
>notice someone replied that they really want to talk to me when I wake up
>add anon on skype and ask why they wanted to add me
>turns out it's a bpd roastie who just got ghosted by her orbiter and wants a new one
>don't see the harm decide I'll practice on her to build up confidence for irl girls
>stutter pretty badly because I'm autistic and english isn't my first language
>she tells me she thinks it's cute
>says she's a NEET and messages me a lot all day every day, always wants to call
>always gets mad when I don't respond
>periodically throws tantrums and tells me to die and never message her again
>blocks me about 4 times
>generally very crazy and manipulative
>decide I've had enough and block her
>adds me from another account
>can't resist adding her back
>casually talks about her exes (apparently she has two) way too much
>randomly accuses me of wanting to "leave her like they all do"
>at the same time she tells me stuff like she's "so excited to get to know me" and asks me to send her weird stuff like me shaving, tells me she wants to do it for me
>start developing beta feelings for her
>today she tells me she wants to "jump on me and hug"
>tell her me too and I wish she was in europe so we could meet up at a public place like a cafe' or whatever
>starts sobbing because apparently that's exactly how she met her first ex after talking online for a long time
>comfort her like a fucking beta and read her a story to make her feel better
>find out she's going to university next week
I'M SUCH A FUCKING BETA WHY CAN'T I RESIST CRAZY GIRLS SHE'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT IN A GIRL AND NOW SHE'LL GET FUCKED BY UNIVERSITY CHADS WHILE I COMFORT HER ON SKYPE REEEEE
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>>34983581
>it's an 'anon makes a thread about robot feels and it 404s with no (You)s' episode again
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What do you expect people to say? I have never felt that beta.
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>>34984189
you don't belong on this board then
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if you killed yourself right now, how long do you think it would take anyone to find your body?
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>>34983418
About an hour or so. Whenever my flatmate comes in
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>>34983418
>right now
around 0 seconds since my gf would have to watch me do it
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no work on monday so no one would notice i was missing until tuesday, but even then i doubt there would be a real search until the friday, when i miss an entire week and dont respond to any calls or emails or texts
Why don't you get fit?
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Looks better on the left. Still has that nerd appeal. On the right, just looks freakish.
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Some people have good genetics to get /fit/
>>34983368
Like anon said, he looks perfectly fine on the left.
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>>34983360
that requires work, dumb ass
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Say 'Good Morning' to your busty female friend.
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What's good ma I mean konnichiwa shawty
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>>34983303
Morning cow tits.
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>>34983303
>Kaley Cuoco
nudes or gtfo
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Ehhhh...
Ooga booga if if if uuhhh uuhhh aahhh ahhh if if if
Okie doke
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>>34983069
good post anon xD
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>>34983069
if ififif fi fi fi fifi
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>>34983069
ooga babooga
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>tfw got woken up by roommate having loud sex with his gf again
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>>34982957
how do you plan on getting revenge for this, OP?
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>>34982957
blast porn at full volume when he sleeps
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>tfw live in barracks and i can't bring my gf over and fugg her
>You browse r9k
>Chad has sex with pretty girls
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>you make some nice oatmeal for breakfast
>chad has sex with her
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>You fail to come up with rhymes
>Chad made her cum multiple instances
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>>34982842
That didn't even rhyme you damn newfig
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Internet was a mistake 2017-02-19 02:57:36 Post No.34982785
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I feel like Internet have stolen my youth. Cell phones, social media, internet, all this supossed to help us socialize and make firends but it transfered us into a cucks. People used to be more rebelious before 2000. Damn
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>2000
>carry piece of paper in wallet with names and numbers of all friends, some birthdays, phone card numbers/pins, and job references
>girlfriends, jobs, and social contact was so easy
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Born in 94, I had just enough time to have a grasp of the old way of life ...And damn, was it good.
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>>34982785
If the Internet was suddenly reduced to Wikipedia and online shopping, everything in the world would be 1000% better.
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>make one line argument
>someone actually responds with a multiple paragraph rebuttal
>ignore them
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>>34982779
>not immediately responding with TL:DR after they post it
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i just post and /quit thread
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>>34982779
jokes you nigger I enjoy typing 2000/2000 words
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whats his endgame bros? what did he mean by this?
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>>34982676
WHAT IS SHAQ DOING?
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>>34982676
How the hell can you let yourself get like that? I'm not exactly the fittest person on the planet but holy shit.
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This nigga has reached the point of no return
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Who is more of a robot, someone who can get laid but turns down girls because hes truly misogynistic, or someone who simply can't get laid? I've always had my doubts about the latter because they seem like the type that would go full normie once they get laid.
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>>34982546
>implying any true robot would go full normie once he has a gf
>implying they wouldn't hold onto dear life to his gf
>implying they wouldn't kill themselves immediately if they broke up
Oh Sam, my dear Sam.
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Turning girls down implies girls being attracted to said "robot", while being disfigured or at least unattractive is a base robot trait. I think that true robots are the ones that repel women the same way they repel deodorant.
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being a robot is now something people strive to be and compete over eachother for who is more of a robot