>tfw got woken up by roommate having loud sex with his gf again

>>34982957
how do you plan on getting revenge for this, OP?

>>34982957
blast porn at full volume when he sleeps

>tfw live in barracks and i can't bring my gf over and fugg her

>>34982957
How the fuck do you even stay sane with this happening to you OP? If I was you, I would have stole his ice tray, came in each slot and froze it with a bit of water so he doesn't notice

>>34983044
lol that sounds like a cool trick to pull up. I'll keep that in mind. :^) (not OP)

>>34983026
>Implying you have a gf

orogi

>>34982997
/thread/

Fuck this muting

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>>34982957
>tfw roastie room mate keeps leaving sanitary towels everywhere

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>>34982957
>roommates too thick to engage in political discussion and philosophical discourse

>>34984046
Same here desu. They spend their off time watching manchildren on youtube yelling at games or scrolling through their facebook/instagram feed. It's unreal how little intellectual curiosity they have.

>>34982957
Get a chad to cuck him

>>34983988
>sanitary towels

Do you mean paper towels, or something more insidious?

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>>34983988
This. And hair EVERYWHERE. It's like living with a dog

>>34984145
Its the pads that girls use for periods anon.

>>34984067
>on 4chan
>on fucking r9k
yeah talking about being intellectually curious uh

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>>34982957
>tfw roomate is a huge nerd titcow like pic related

>>34984240
I'm sorry, I forgot you must spend every single waking hour of your life studying and researching, with absolutely no room for humour and irony before you can be considered intellectually curious. Yeah gee, you got me there pal.

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you should just kill them