>take dump
>get some toilet paper
>dip toilet paper into the toilet water
>wipe asshole
>asshole is now much cleaner compared to a dry wipe
>>34983647
why the fuck would that be true
>>34983647
>dip toilet paper into the toilet water
niga what; there's a perfectly good sink right next to me
>>34983647
>not immediately getting in the shower post-shit
>>34983896
unless you live in a 3rd world shithole the water coming out of your sink and the water in your toilet bowl is exactly the same.
>>34983926
but i just shit into the toilet, bro!
>not using baby wipes
How do you expect to clean your dishes if you just scrub them with a dry sponge?
>>34983953
but I don't eat out of my asshole you fucking retard
>>34983647
Omg kys, kys now, people like you disgust me
End your life
The advantage of permanent watery diarrhea is I never need more than 2 or 3 pieces of toilet paper. Then again, I shit 20 times a day...