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Happy girls or serious girls?
Smart or dumb?
Sexy or cute?
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>serious
>dumb
>doesn't matter

this is what all men want
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>serious people can't be happy
*tips*
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>serious
>smart
>cute
Perfect.

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I'm one week into NEET life and already feel like complete shit. How the fuck do you do it year after year?
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I don't know any other life.
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>>35074655
What's bothering you? There's so much you can do now that you don't have to work or study (in other words, to do something you never asked for).
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After six years of it I know nothing else.

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Lets do it faggots!

http://similarminds.com/personality_test.html

motiv type - AOHIDEG
jung type - INFP
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motiv type - MCHIXEX
jung type - ESFP

I am ISFP at mbti, but cool it got the same result except extroverted (which I dont agree with)
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>>35074796
Interesting
Are you a shut in or do you get out and talk to people?
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this test is a joke right? no one would take something like this serious.

>careers that might interest someone with your personality
>assassin

what

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>Tfw no tomboy gf
FUCK
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>>35074610
tomboys are fucking wrecks, likely fucked by dad & chad her whole life

have fun with that backstabbing dumpsterfire
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>>35074648
[citation needed]

orig
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>>35074648
You're mistaking what's a "tomboy" and what's an actual tomboy

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Who here /ErectileDysfunction/?
JUST END ME NOW
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>>35074424

Yea my dick doesn't work either.
How old are you and for how long?
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>>35074424
How do you know? Have you been with a girl?

In that case you are a fucking normalfaggot.
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If you don't use it you lose it
origierection

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Somehow I feel as if 2017 is gonna be the best year in a long time.
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>>35074420
Same, my life was great until 2010, then from 2010 until now it's been awful. I think things will start getting better this year :).
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>>35074420
Same.

I'm even texting a grill I met at work right now, I think I could have a date.
I'm not too bothered if it doesn't go too well. shes nothing too special just a nice plain grill, but this is nice.
I'm proud of myself for taking the initiative.
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>>35074460
Also, this. Exactly this.

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https://discord.gg/XF8NmAC

Robot Haven

Fag talk is against the rules

Traps are against the rules

Normies are against the rules

Basic channels like music, comfy etc

Everyone has autism

pls join we are lonely

https://discord.gg/XF8NmAC
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Just gonna take the chance to shill my shit as well

No fags, traps, normalfags and roastbeef, all robots welcome

https://discord.gg/tr9HU
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Just gonna take the chance to shill my shit as well

All robots, fembots, sadboys, traps, fags welcome

https://discord.gg/YzC73b5
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>>35074512
>>35075070
thank you for the bump I am glad we could advertise a nice diverse amount of servers here friends, please feel free to continue posting your servers.

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Reminder that if you are infp female, males are just as horrible and vapid as females and you will probably be pressured into sex / raped by the first loser bf that makes you feel worth anything and then from then on you will spiral into a deep hell were no decent guy will want you because you aren't a virgin and even though you desperately want someone to love you, every man will forever treat you like worthless trash and cuck you and take advantage of your obssession with them until you swear off men forever because Chads don't want girls with your kind of subby clingy autistic personality and robots only want pure qt virgins and become a filthy neet rotting in your own insecurity with no were to go because no one will ever want you and no community will ever accept you

Infp fuck ups are the real fembots
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Well you don't deserve any sympathy here if you've ever antagonized us for being what we are.
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>>35074437
Why would i
Im pretty empathetic anon
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>>35074401
why do you pretend to be a girl on 4chan, dude?

t. intp male

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>tfw your music is made fun of by a fucking country fan
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>>35074352
>Not listening to country

Get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6JfX7HxZ4
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>>35074352
If you don't like neil young you can get the fuck out
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>>35074352
>learn tons of different styles so I can play with anyone
>get a 7 string guitar and metal distortion pedal to play with metal heads
>have a strat and a versatile pedalboard to play with everyone else
>have no friends
>incompetent at recording so I have a ton of musical ideas written in sheet music form but no one to record with and no drive to record myself except for crappy recordings on my phone

life is suffering, lads


>>35074432
this. if you don't like country, you're not a robot and need to fucking leave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2QbDlvgHw8

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I have mild asthma, small chin, Near-sightedness and have to use glasses and ulcerative colitis, should i reproduce?
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No. None of us should reproduce.
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>>35074321
Maybe, As long as it's with a person with much better genes .
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>>35074321
The real robots should go extinct. We failed as human beings. I'd need more information about you to decide wether you're one of us.

>finally get a gf
>she wants to watch me get sucked off by "cute guys"
I don't want to go back to never leaving the house in 2 months, but this is too disgusting for me.
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>>35074245
this has to be bait
just get some femboy to suck your dick, it'll be fun
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Are u a girl (male) ?
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>>35074266
>>35074273
why are you faggots so prevalent here, it's quite worrying
>>35074245
what the fuck that's gay, your 'gf' is fucking gay, too

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>tfw no burp gf
>tfw no gf to tease you about making smaller burps than her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRL--nTby30
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This shit gets me so fucking hard anon, you have no idea.

>tfw no disrespectful vulgar gf to interrupt our conversations with loud burps

>tfw no gf to wolf down a dinner I cooked for her and let out a huge burp afterwords

>tfw no gf to give me a blowjob and swallow, letting out a huge burp at the end
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>>35074194
>>35074619
why the fuck does this turn me on?
>tfw no burping slob gf
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>>35074619
>Cook dinner for gf
>Watch her eat it all down
>Liked it so much that she lets out a huge nasty burp after

h-hot...

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Why is the marriage and dating meme pushed so hard on society?
In the true natural world how many people would actually fall in love with each other?
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>>35074172
Most of them if a man could support a family of five like he could back in the fiftys.
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>>35074172
none.
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>>35074172
>we wouldn't do it if we wuz monkeys so it's stupid!

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>oneitis grabs and holds my hand to show me something
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>>35074160
>sniffing hand after jacking off
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>>35074160
>My onetie asked me if she smells good
I proceed to kiss her neck pretending to wanting to smell her perfume
>she turns red
>imagine an entire life together
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>>35074160
>got with oneitis
>DD/lg relationship
>she wants FMF threesome
>we talk together about fucking lolis

Life is good, other than literally everything else in it.

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See this? Girls can be lonely too.
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>>35074154
i would love to pummel her stupid face with my hard fists of bone
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>>35074154
Damn she's ugly

mutey tootey
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>>35074182
tfw attracted to traps
tfw i think she's cute

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