>tfw no burp gf >tfw no gf to tease you about making s

This shit gets me so fucking hard anon, you have no idea.

>tfw no disrespectful vulgar gf to interrupt our conversations with loud burps

>tfw no gf to wolf down a dinner I cooked for her and let out a huge burp afterwords

>tfw no gf to give me a blowjob and swallow, letting out a huge burp at the end

>>35074194
>>35074619
why the fuck does this turn me on?
>tfw no burping slob gf

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>>35074619
>Cook dinner for gf
>Watch her eat it all down
>Liked it so much that she lets out a huge nasty burp after

h-hot...

>>35074687
For me, it's because it's the complete opposite of femininity. Girls are expected to be demure, so obnoxiously vulgar behavior is the last thing a woman should do.

This also somewhat explains why I have a fetish for extremely drunk women and vomiting.

What do girl burps smell like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_64ti-CaMcc

I'm beginning to think girls burp more than they like to let on