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>I live in Indiana, the shithole of America.
>Teachers can legally take your phones here, and request for the password.
>Bitch is a huge SJW swine, never shuts the fuck up about BLM and how much she hates white people
>Ironic, because shes 4 white people
>my phone buzzes, left it on table
>"Anon I'm fed up with you on your device, hand it over"
>Tell her I need it for home, (it's 6th period) and that she needs to give it back
>that just triggers her
>"let's just see what's important enough to interrupt my class. Unlock your phone"
>Say no, she reminds me of state law
>unlock my phone, left on a gore/rekt thread on /b
>immediately her disgust turns to horror
>she pockets my phone, goes to the phone and calls the office
>school detective consinscates my phone
>I'm scared as hell as he's leading me to his office
>he looks on my phone, dosnt seem to be surprised and lets out a chuckle
>"at-ar-are you suspending me?" I stammer
>"as long as you didn't distribute links to this thread, you're fine, just keep your phone on silent."
>He says I get to return to class and my teacher will get talked to
>Dismissed, right before I shut the door I SWEAR TO GOD I thought I heard him whisper "quad god"
I am rone with Kek, and Kek is one with me
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Op here, I meant to say he said as long as I don't show other classmates, I was good.
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>>35081762
b l e s s e d
b y
k e k
a y y
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>>35081762
Obviously fake, but still made me chuckle
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Did you know that if you are fat and lose weight your dick will get bigger? Yes, really! Theres no excuse now, you can gain an inch more of visible dick for every 30-50 pounds you lose because when you're overweight the fat obstructs the view of your penis,
https://manvfat.com/what-being-fat-does-to-your-penis/
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bump. i know it sounds like clickbait ads but its real
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>>35081692
>you can gain an inch more of visible dick for every 30-50 pounds you lose
That means I've got another three inches of dick!
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So I actually have an 8 inch dick? I'm a little scared.
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>Be a good looking cyborg
>have friends and a social group
>One friend just got a new girlfriend
>9/10.exe is pretty hot
>Dont really care since she's my friends GF
>Talk to her at a party casually
>Think nothing of it till she starts adding me on all media and firing me messages out the blue
what would /r9k/ do in this situation
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Probably trying to have his friends under control and a good grasp of what his social life consists off. Don't think too hard about it and try to ignore her.
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>>35081596
>cyborg
Can't you fucking normies leave and let us have our board? What benefit do you get from flaunting your normieness here instead of with your normie friends?
>haha wow really got them losers
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>>35081653
:^)
oregano sage thyme
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Guys im a bit confused, let me know if rightfully so.
Okay, so Me and this girl have been talking for a few months and she recently got an iPhone.
And last night she said she wanted to facetime so she called and we were talking and she asked me to put my front facing camera on.
I told Her I cant because I have tape over it for obvious reasons, she then went on to leave and block me on all sites
Like what the fuck is her problem
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>>35081557
>Like what the fuck is her problem
She probably thought you were ugly, women are shit
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She doesn't know bout the NSA
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>>35081687
but she seen me before that
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Did you ever pick-up girls robots?
Tell us your stories, rejections and success.
I stoppes trying because 3 /4 girls I picked up straight out walk away in fear, just because I'm ugly as fuck, even though I talk fine.
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why does she have bigger arms than I do after 2 years of lifting
THIS SHIT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR
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>>35081690
Steroids brah
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>>35081465
I got close to going on a date with a girl, but she kept rescheduling, and by the 3rd time I realized she just didn't want to tell me she lost interest in me so I dropped her.
This was maybe 3 months ago, haven't even asked a girl out since that, or before.
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>rando shows up in my discord server
>i ask who they are
>tries to change the subject on me
>banned them
what a faggot. any of you lads have stories?
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Get out of here you pedo fuck, you're not welcome here. You think deleting your old thread and starting a new thread will go any better? You're done here. Just leave.
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>>35081456
>literally autism all in one post
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You don't deserve a you, pedo garbage. i'll summon up all of my autism to combat your pedophilia and avatarfagging if that's what it takes to get you to stop though. Oh and saged, kill yourself.
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Fat fembots pls add me on discord I'm moderately attractive <3
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>>35081250
b-bump
you.havebeenmutedfor4seconds
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>>35081250
Join my discord server you pathetic beta male
https://discord.gg/YzC73b5
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>>35081250
prove it op prove that you are "moderately attractive"
How many of these filled with Jack Daniel's will it take for me to get rid of my depression?
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>>35081227
If you are using shot glasses instead of drinking out of the bottle, you aren't doing it right.
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drink 2 of them
down them straight
then listen to some soothing jazz and smoke a cigar
then hit the road
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>>35081254
This is the truth and trade the jack for jim
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Do you like Latina ass and feet?
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i don't fetishize latina women, as i know one who is super nice to me just for the sake of being nice.
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wheres the dick boy
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>>35081119
it's not fetishizing, it's appreciating
ONE SWEET DREAM
PICK UP THE BAGS AND GET IN THE LIMOUSINE
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Here is a plea
From my heart to you
Nobody knows me
As well as you do
You know how hard it is for me
To shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue
In situations like these
Understand meeeeee
UNDERSTAND REEEEEEEEEE
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>>35081210
Some people have to be
Permanently together
Lovers devoted to eachother forever
Now I've got things to do
And I said before that I know have too
When I'm not there
In spirit I'll be there
Good song anon depeche mode is kawaii
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>>35081075
SOON WE'LL BE AWAY FROM HERE
STEP ON THE GAS AND WIPE THAT TEAR AWAY
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what triggers your insecurity or anxiety r9k?
>tfw the word awkward comes up in a conversation
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The moment people start talking about girls because I know it will eventually get to me
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when somebody praises me
alternatively, whenever i wake up in the morning, having not died in my sleep during the night
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When anyone in a conversation is smarter than me or has any seriously academic achievements.
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>virgins on r9k will never know the intense pleasure of thrusting your penis inside a vagina
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>>35080989
it's for the best, i'm autistic and intimacy makes me nervous or some shit, I don't know
have fun with that though, dawg man
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>normies out of r9k will never know the intense pleasure of cumming buckets with the power of 1000 suns when edging for the whole day
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>>35080989
>tfw the greatest pleasure is not thrusting your penis inside a vagina, but that moment when you fully pull out - and then immediately slide it back in.
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I don't want to talk at a hairdressers
I don't want to speak on the phone for my food
I don't want to look at people when walking my pupper
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why do i need to talk and look at people ?
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>>35080966
>I don't want to speak at the hairdressers
>back when I was 16
>dad was on business abroad
>mum decides I need a haircut
>disagree, feel like looking like a 70s footballer instead of a fresh army recruit for once
>she makes me go to the barbers
>woman starts cutting my hair
>keeps trying to talk to me
>I'm making it as obvious as possible that I won't give more than a sentence as an answer, and she needs to stop trying
>she doesn't stop trying
>shows me her "work" in the mirror
>it's exactly like what my dad would have done, but with equipment that didn't come in a box with an instructional VHS
>autism takes over
>I say that it looks like how my dad cuts my hair
>her face falls
>I pay her in silence and leave
>never want to go to a hairdressers again out of embarrassment
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>>35080966
Shave your head, order your food online and walk your pupper at night. Also stop being a faggot and get some real problems.
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Have you mastered the dead eye ptsd stare? It's the equivalent of having a force field around you 24/7. I studied famous autists throughout 4chans history until I came up with the most dead eyed, soulless stare I could summon forth and you know what? I get a wide berth now. I had a cashier ask me how my day was going yesterday and proceeded to stare at him for two minutes straight with my soul shattering glare. He ended up going on "break", which is a nice way of saying I broke his normie soul and conquered the entire grocery store. I'd imagine he quit or died a few hours later.
>tfw ask a qt if I can see her paper in class
>omg anon ur so annoying as she grudgingly hands me her paper
>ask another stacey if she has any change
>she rolls her eyes and states that she wouldn't give me money if I had cancer (I wasn't even asking for money? dafuq?)
>go up to two girls who were playing with weird pink shit, ask what it is
>omg anon it's not for you, go sit down
When girls are mean to you, it just means they l-like you, r-right?
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>ITT: Things that never happened
Great job, op.
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omg seriously stop you even followed us onto here like a creep and made up a fake story!
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>>35080985
What about these is unbelievable? They all happened to me just today
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>burned out on all my vidya
>don't want to watch any shows
>speakers and headphones broke so no music
>food is scarce
>no friends anymore
Is it typical for a person to get really negative when they have nothing to distract them? If I'm not playing vidya I feel like shit.
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I'd say it's typical. Notice the people you've known in your life. They're always distracting themselves with some kind of stimulus. Few people feel comfortable disengaging and embracing nothing. If you meditate, this becomes more tolerable and it can help you recognize why nothingness makes you feel so shitty.
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>>35080869
Go make a thing. Grab a block of wood and a knife and start carving.
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>>35081235
>reccommending a repetitive hobby
you sadistic individual. Don't you realize most people here are on the spectrum
OP should try hiking