I don't want to talk at a hairdressers I don't want

>>35080966
>I don't want to speak at the hairdressers

>back when I was 16
>dad was on business abroad
>mum decides I need a haircut
>disagree, feel like looking like a 70s footballer instead of a fresh army recruit for once
>she makes me go to the barbers
>woman starts cutting my hair
>keeps trying to talk to me
>I'm making it as obvious as possible that I won't give more than a sentence as an answer, and she needs to stop trying
>she doesn't stop trying
>shows me her "work" in the mirror
>it's exactly like what my dad would have done, but with equipment that didn't come in a box with an instructional VHS
>autism takes over
>I say that it looks like how my dad cuts my hair
>her face falls
>I pay her in silence and leave


>never want to go to a hairdressers again out of embarrassment

>>35080966

Shave your head, order your food online and walk your pupper at night. Also stop being a faggot and get some real problems.

Have you mastered the dead eye ptsd stare? It's the equivalent of having a force field around you 24/7. I studied famous autists throughout 4chans history until I came up with the most dead eyed, soulless stare I could summon forth and you know what? I get a wide berth now. I had a cashier ask me how my day was going yesterday and proceeded to stare at him for two minutes straight with my soul shattering glare. He ended up going on "break", which is a nice way of saying I broke his normie soul and conquered the entire grocery store. I'd imagine he quit or died a few hours later.

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I wish people would talk to me

I really took all that stuff for granted when I was nervous and shy, now I want to talk and all I do is make people uncomfortable

>>35080966
I haven't had a haircut, or cut my own hair, since 2011.

Feelsgood man