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Best thing I've read all day... Days.. thanks!

>>35116747
Anything significant discoveries?

hello /x/ what are you doing on r9k

>>35116715
Kek

Women aren't manipulative. Stop meming. They don't have the mental capacity to read people like men do. Look at all the most successful people in the world; those are the real masters of manipulation. All men.

Beta orbitting retards are just fucking easy to manipulate. Women don't even have to try, they just feign interest and tease with a bit of cleavage. I guarantee you those same beta bitches that buy webcam girls shit on their amazon wishlist would be easily conned into buying penny stocks from a smooth talking salesman in less than 5 minutes.

>>35116797
The things you say about beta orbits is damn accurate but that doesn't mean women aren't scum.

They just act entirely in their own short-sighted self-interest and do it with the little common sense and intelligence they have.

>>35116715
I'm the youngest of 5; 3 older bros and an older sis. I couldnt ever pose a physical threat to any of them growing up. To compensate I would manipulate and use subterfuge to get my way/exact revenge. I imagine most women have the same strategy.

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I do this like high pitched noise whenever I see my doggos or kitties.

>>35116701
>skateboarding
>not parkouring

>>35116701
Mine doesn't skate, he runs along the railings, jumps from the rooftops of cars to the top of lightpoles

6 hours are perfectly fine.

>>35116734
i feel tired all day though

>he thinks 6 hours of sleep is insomnia

As someone who suffers from near nightly episodes of sleep paralysis, fuck you.

>>35116596
t.redneck manlet with average dick

Or alternatively

t.some other race trying to bait with his own self pity

>>35116596
>be white
>be 6,2
>have around 7 inch dick
I still want to kill myself every day
how do you do it anon

>>35116861
Putting myself out there, taking risks. idc if it's a cliche, it can make your life better.

2) Build a habit of success and growth: This will lead to real confidence (internal) and real success(external)
a) Set a small daily task, such as 'walk for 20 minutes'. Repeat this until it is a habit.
b) Create another, such as 'clean the bathroom every day and take out the trash when I am done'. Repeat this until it is a habit.
c) When you have 3-4 of these new daily habits, make weekly habits such as 'go to the park and talk an hour walk every Sunday'
d) after 3 of these you can build 2-3 habits at a time.
You can repeat this until you change your routines to be more productive with less mental effort. You will also build the mental habit of finishing what you start and the emotional habit of success. Large accomplishments are built on small ones.

3) Expand your mental horizons. This will make you more adaptable in new situations and more able to rapidly respond to change
a) Set aside time to read every day, at least 20 minutes with 45-60 minutes better
b) Make sure you read quality works: the classics of literature (/lit/ has lists, your library does, too) and good non-fiction.
c) Keep a dictionary handy and use it as needed
d) In addition to your normal TV, replace some with movie classics
c) Listen to classic Old Time radio when travelling; this will improve your vocabulary and expose you to a broader range of conversation
As your vocabulary and verbal skills improve you will become more adept as active listening with others

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4) Make written goals and plans
a) Sit down and seriously list the two things you want that you don't have. Write them down
b) break down each goal into the broad steps you need to take the get to the result you want. Write them down.
c) Break the first step down into the sub-tasks, in order. Write them down. Keep your goals in your wallet.
d) With your new habits of getting things done, start on step one.
e) At the end of every week, review your progress on your current steps and adjust as you need.
f) at the end of the month, review the entire plan and adjust as you need.
g) at the end of the quarter review everything and change things based upon what you have learned and done.
h) repeat this until you get what you want

the reward of having a dick in my mouth?

Just put my dick in your mouth bro I mean you're already good at it. No homo.

>>35116577
Getting succ the way you want it.

>All pants are too long
>dress shirts too long

Although a pro is that when I shave I look pretty young so people think im a teenager

>>35116523
Hrt awaits

>>35116572
I'll go with cosmetic height surgery before hrt if I decide to go the degenerate route.

>>35116502
She wouldn't seek you out like that if she wasn't interested. See where it goes.

Do normies actually type like that, or is she just plain retarded?

>>35116502
Knowing me I probably would have told her to fuck off by now for having haha at the end of every sentence hahahahahahaha

why does online school even have an irl graduation
how do you even know your classmates except via shared posts or something

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>getting into programming courses with an idea of working as programmer after them
>afraid that i wont like neither courses or programming in general
It's not like i'm disgusted by it but i have no other option as my degree in physics is useless. I'm literally taking a gamble.

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>Entire education was hell on earth
>Finally all behind me
>Currently a working a comfy job, thinking about what to do next in my own time
>Still no friends or social life, but enjoy the company of my colleagues
>Since I've got no other priorities I'm actually trying to fix problems I couldn't before
>Getting fit, teaching myself a new language and trying to improve myself and my social skills
>Managed to be more productive in a few months than I'd been for years on end
>Family thinks I've got no ambition and I'm going to be a failure
>Won't stop pressuring me to start working towards new qualifications
>Would rather have me in (((Uni))) or somewhere else rather than staying put for a year at the most
>Literally don't care if I'm back to being a human husk as long as I'm advancing somehow
>Too poor to move out
>Don't have anyone else nearby to stay with
I'm not even Asian.

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>>35116406
What are you fkn gay? Haha...

>>35116406
Like most things, I like my smell of my own bodily odours and secretions but christ if I ever smelled another man's dick I'd gag like there's no tomorrow on the awful smell.

Testosterone for days.

>>35116339
Honestly I never really felt "in love" but I'm not complaining. I don't have to spend my money on someone who'll most likely backstab me and there's much less stress in my life solely on the basis that I'm not in a relationship. Seems better to me honestly.
Also I don't really feel many positive things towards people which would damper a relationship but that's beside the point.

Once, I think. But I was also scared of the man I loved. I called him a douchebag and ran away because I couldn't stand the conflicting emotions.

>>35116339
I also had online girlfriend once. I met her on Omegle out of all places. We talked all day for at least two weeks untill she out of nowhere stopped reacting. I felt in love for the first time and she just dropped me. I felt bad for about a month. We never discussed any sexual stuff.

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Where's the article?

>>35116308
I'm currently sliding it up your ass with gentle and reassuring care, Anon. :3

Seems like the only time they suspect malingering is during criminal investigations though. Which is good because I wanna meme myself a diagnosis.

The only thing that's ever driven me in life, is wanting to experience a Walden like experience.

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>>35116235
>file name

You don't belong here

It's only worth it with your qtpi bf

This meme. I like this meme.

>>35116291
Please go back to red.dit/tumblr/imgur/twitch and never come back

>>35116180
HAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

>>35116417
STFU Shipman is 100% 4chan territory