>be white >be 6' tall >have 7.8''

>>35116596
t.redneck manlet with average dick

Or alternatively

t.some other race trying to bait with his own self pity

>>35116596
>be white
>be 6,2
>have around 7 inch dick
I still want to kill myself every day
how do you do it anon

>>35116861
Putting myself out there, taking risks. idc if it's a cliche, it can make your life better.

>>35116596
>>35116861
>be white
>6'4"
>6.5" dick
my life is a meme that i wish would end

i'm noticing a trend

>>35116954
Idk why anon, those sound like perfect proportions to me.

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>>35116596
>white
>5'11"
>6" dick
eh

>be all those things
>just lost my job
>live with parents who despise me
>balding

none of it matters

>>35116596
>>>35116861

Post dicks

Organelle

>>35117715
I just jerked off. Otherwise I'd show you.

>>35116596
>be on 4chan
>post on the worst board
it can't be THAT good

white
6'1
7.5"
ugly as fuck
...welp

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>Hispanic but look white
> 6"2
>Average dick
Life is alright I guess. Wish I had a goal to live for though.

>be Hispanic
>be 5'10
>6 Inches
Life sucks anyway

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>white
>5'5
>4.3in penis
>fat