>why aren't you practicing self sucking right this minute?

the reward of having a dick in my mouth?

Just put my dick in your mouth bro I mean you're already good at it. No homo.

>>35116577
Getting succ the way you want it.

>>35116561
>be me
>fat
>dicklet
>do stretches to no avail
yeah i'll just learn when i drop the belly

>>35116561
I would rather not fuck my back up for no reason

Average hight
Long dick
Rather flexible
Still cant get my erect dick anywhere close my mouth
How do you even do it?

>>35116561
Listen, I have tried and it's the most boring, unsatisftying way to masturbate. It feels like nothing. Fuck off with your damn satire.

>>35117480
>its not about the feeling itself
>its about the turn on
>the special time you spend with yourself

>>35116561
>good workout

It will literally ruin your back and neck

It's impossible fuck off you stupid gum man