ITT: autistic things you do IRL
>sitting in the passenger seat while my mum drives
>imagine there is a small man running or skateboarding beside our car, jumping over obstacles and grinding rails
I do this like high pitched noise whenever I see my doggos or kitties.
>>35116701
>skateboarding
>not parkouring
>>35116701
Mine doesn't skate, he runs along the railings, jumps from the rooftops of cars to the top of lightpoles
>>35116701
what person hasn't done that? I'd bet money people still do it, just too ashamed to admit it.
>>35116701
I still do this all the time. Except mine is on a dirtbike.
more like /soc/, they'd get roasted to death on /b/
>>35116701
For a while mine was on a ride-on lawnmower
I used to imagine war as we drove along. Now I just wait for death.
>>35116701
>imagining having a timetraveling friend back from 1990 and explaining all the cool shit we have now to him
>imagining traveling to the early 2000s with my rig and going to a local LAN party
>>35116815
Jose? That you?
>>35116701
ignore short men in conversations.
some things genuinely trigger a almost primal autistic instinct to attack some people.
short men who are well liked bother me more
>>35116701
i smoke a pipe
apparently so dose someone else because that wasnt original
>>35116701
Jesus christ. That image
fuck I hope they're being ironic
>driving or riding as a passenger in car
>have to click my teeth together if I pass a telephone pole or sign, clicking teeth on left or right side of my mouth depending which side of the road its on
>have sensory defensiveness
>can't wear flip-flops/Sandals, or long socks, or brief underpants, or jewelry without extreme discomfort
>beat thighs with fists when angry
>hold arm against side like disabled dolphin when on computer
>click my teeth/flex my toes back and forth in patterns
>make references to songs and TV shows in normal conversation and sometimes sing
>play vanilla minecraft every single day for hours
When I was a teenager a psychiatrist said I had aspergers but I got pissed at the time and wrote it off. Now I'm not so sure