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I'm fucked lads, I'm not made for this world. Its only a matter of time before I get kicked out of my home and then its only a matter of months before I run out of money. I have no ambitions or hope in this world. The economy and society are fucked. I'm literally only living for the sake of living. I'd kill myself but that would just make thing more inconvenient for others.
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>>35124436
Why not do it after they kick you out? If it happened to me I know I would because the alternative is living hell.
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>>35124848
That's always an option I've been considering. However I do still feel like I might as well last as long as I can. Just encase something amazing happens or some major technological breakthrough happens. I guess its just part of me hoping things will improve with time.
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If they kick you out just fly to Japan and try to live as an illegal there
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It is known that women have incredibly high standard
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remove social media
easy
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>>35124412
>have feminist sister
>her bf is a long haired fat beta who plays d&d
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>>35124439
Then she's an ugly one that is also unbearable so only beta can be interested
What do you think of my meme ?
Your mother believed in you
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If she had me 10 years sooner maybe I wouldn't be an autist
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>>35124400
I doubt it.
The reason she killed herself is probably because she was ashamed of me.
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>>35124435
If she had "you" 10 years sooner it would have been a totally different person with different genetics and different conditioning.
It'd be like a brother or sister of yours.
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Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.
Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. I can't believe I almost forgot
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>>35124306
Haha, I walked away as soon as she started talking so I didn't hear any of that
Haha, faggot
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>goes an a tyrade calling everyone here pathetic
>implying there is anything more pathetic than slinging long tyrades of insults across /r9k/
Keep projecting.
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>>35124306
>tfw get boner from reading this in context of pic
wtf is wrong with me
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>tfw the shock of having my dick mutilated as a newborn made me trans :(
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>>35124288
we all got circumcised, bro
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You also probably get told that it was okay for you to be mutilated because "lol virgin faggot loser, stop blaming your problems on it. God some men have such victim mentality".
Meanwhile if it happened to a girl, she would be called a "survivor" and treated with sympathy.
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This all points to white genocide
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At what age did you realize that anime girls were billion times better than 3d roasties?
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>>35124140
When I masturbated to hentai at 13.
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>>35124140
I'm more into scalie qts, but to be honest, ANYTHING IS BETTER THEN FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Roasties are fucking useless, and growing out of demand.
Soon robots, hentai, and sex dolls will replace them, after all they ARE more physically perfect then women can ever be.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw manlet
Day of the saw when?
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Good luck with that, manchildren
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Why are you posting the edited version OP?
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>>35124970
HOW WILL MANLETS EVER RECOVER????
OROROROR
Anonymous
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I put a turkey baster down my urethra as a child
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>be me, probably 8
>I played with legos all the time
>I was playing with legos naked one time
>I see a lego spear
>I looked down at my penis, and I figured I'd incert it into my urethra
>put lego spear into my urethra
>burns
>want to push it in further
>nearly lose the fucking thing in my dick
>panic, start trying to pee it out
>finally get it out
>for a few weeks I recover from the shock of nearly losing a lego spear in my penis
>I see my mom using a turkey baster
>mind races
>I need this in my penis
>grab it when she's done, clean it off
>sneak into shower
>start filling it with water
>decide to inject this water down my urethra
>I then get the bright idea to pee in my mouth using the water from the turkey baster
>I do this for several months then stop
So, did any of you guys do anything this bizzare as a child? I have so many more stories, but this one always makes me laugh.
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>>35124077
yeah man thats not normal
what the fuck is wrong with you
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when I took a shower as a kid I used to shit directly over the drain hole, covering it entirely, and then squished it all down the hole with my feet.
felt good man.
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>>35124077
>pee in my mouth using the water from the turkey baster
What?? Please explain
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>tfw genuinely gay and not just memegay
>tfw masculine and pretty much normie, just into all that Greco-Roman shit
>tfw all I want is a girly male to feminine and love
>tfw traps and feminine males are just memes
>tfw I'll never be able to have a pretty boyfriend to fuck before going to sleep some nights
>tfw literally probably going to be forever alone
Why? IF I WAS JUST STRAIGHT LIFE WOULD BE OK BUT NO I HAD TO BE GAY AND NOW IM HERE WITH YOU FUCKS RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Go to a gay bar you fucking retard
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>wants femboys and traps
you sound memegay
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memegay is gay all the same.
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My brothers.
Normies will be purged from this board.
The Day of the Robot IS coming.
Roasties have been abusing us in our very home!
They are destroying what we have tried so hard to establish!
A last safe haven, and they are turning it into normie central!
This place is not for the normal-kind.
It is not for females, or """fembots""" who don't exist.
Women cannot suffer on the same level as men can.
Once you realize this, you will ascend to godhood.
All the females here just come for attention.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35124005
AOO! AOO! AOO!
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This image is not for robots.
It is for the normies that have plagued our board.
Find their boards in the early stage and spam them with roll threads, guro, gore, reply or...
and all those kinds of posts.
WE WILL DRIVE THEM OUT, BROTHERS.
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>>35124005
I'll give you guys a fortnight before you all burn out.
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There's literally no excuse to be a worthless autistic NEET robot and here's why.
Socially autistic
>watch/read self-help videos + books
>browse /int/ + /k/ + /o/ + /tv/ + /lit/ + reddit to have things to talk about with normies
Ugly
>browse /fa/ + /fit/
Stupid
>watch + read educational videos and books
>/sci/
Poor
>get a fucking job
If you don't try you'll never improve.
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>>35123984
You can't fix Stupid, and you can't fix Ugly.
If you're born ugly you're going to be fucking ugly, you can only mask it so much.
And if you're stupid? You can't truly become much smarter. Those are both genetic disabilities.
There's no excuse to be socially autistic or poor, though.
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I'm a manlet no workout, book or clothing will improve my situation.
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>>35124045
confidence will. You are your worst enemy
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Join if feeling lonely.
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https://discord.gg/GUCQ8
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dabaroni
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LOL ROFL
This server was so fun LMAO
join guys!
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Is not giving a fuck the true, final "redpill"?
Whatever happens happens, the world's unfair and insignificant and there's no reason why we should cling to any ideology or philosophy.
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>>35123881
No, I think the final redpill is realizing that no one gives a fuck, not that you should not give a fuck.
No matter how many loving, devoted people you have around you, no one can ever care as much about you, your wellbeing, your interests, etc. as much as you.
It's really all up to you, like the Buddha said.
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>>35124028
>no one gives a fuck
About you. But people in general give a fuck. See how much drama the average person forces themselves to deal with every day. People certainly do give a fuck.
>It's really all up to you
Yeah, you can only trust yourself, but that goes back to what I'm saying.
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>>35123881
That's only step one, the next is realizing that sitting around letting the universe run it's course is fucking boring and to find something to pass the time. You just need balls and you're good to go.
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If I got a retainer/braces at 19 would it be over?
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>>35123869
The more you wait the more you'll regret it.
You don't want to be 25 with braces.
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>>35123869
This. Suck it up now and live with it for a year. At least you'll have nice teeth after that. Also, don't slack off on wearing your retainer. I still wear mine three nights a week and I've had my braces off for a decade.
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>>35124088
My teeth are almost perfectly straight. When I went to the dentist last year he was shocked that I never had them. It's just my bottom teeth that are a little crooked and I just felt them getting a little close to one another today, never had this problem tho.
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Does r9k like Japanese girls?
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Yeah
I have tons of it
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>>35123641
Not really. Their tits always look kind of weird. Plus all the girls look super stiff in all the porn they produce. There's a reason they put out so much hentai; hint, it's because porn involving Japanese people is awkward and painful to watch.
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>>35123641
I would ruin some Japanese girls. I'm really into Julia Bohn for obvious reasons. The problem is, there are no Japanese girls where I live.