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I put a turkey baster down my urethra as a child 2017-02-25 07:34:30 Post No. 35124077
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I put a turkey baster down my urethra as a child
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2017-02-25 07:34:30
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>be me, probably 8
>I played with legos all the time
>I was playing with legos naked one time
>I see a lego spear
>I looked down at my penis, and I figured I'd incert it into my urethra
>put lego spear into my urethra
>burns
>want to push it in further
>nearly lose the fucking thing in my dick
>panic, start trying to pee it out
>finally get it out
>for a few weeks I recover from the shock of nearly losing a lego spear in my penis
>I see my mom using a turkey baster
>mind races
>I need this in my penis
>grab it when she's done, clean it off
>sneak into shower
>start filling it with water
>decide to inject this water down my urethra
>I then get the bright idea to pee in my mouth using the water from the turkey baster
>I do this for several months then stop
So, did any of you guys do anything this bizzare as a child? I have so many more stories, but this one always makes me laugh.
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>>35124077
yeah man thats not normal
what the fuck is wrong with you
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when I took a shower as a kid I used to shit directly over the drain hole, covering it entirely, and then squished it all down the hole with my feet.
felt good man.
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>>35124077
>pee in my mouth using the water from the turkey baster
What?? Please explain
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>>35124213
I'd inject the water into my blatter essentially. Then once my blatter became full I'd piss into my mouth and drink it
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>>35124206
Good shit, man after my own fucking heart.
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I've been sticking things in my butt since before I can remember.
When i was roughly about 8, I'd stick the handle end of spoons up there and fuck myself with it, this is obviously before I even knew how to jerk off, I'd stick it in my butt then try to pee into a bottle, thinking that sperm must just mix in with pee.
Imagine my surprise when I'm a major homosexual now
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>>35124372
I used to shove plunger handles up my ass when I was younger and I was never a faggot, you're weird kid.
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>>35124402
I was one of those rare gaybies, I've been doing gay shit from 4 years old
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