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Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.
Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. I can't believe I almost forgot
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>>35124306
Haha, I walked away as soon as she started talking so I didn't hear any of that
Haha, faggot
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>goes an a tyrade calling everyone here pathetic
>implying there is anything more pathetic than slinging long tyrades of insults across /r9k/
Keep projecting.
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>>35124306
>tfw get boner from reading this in context of pic
wtf is wrong with me
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I think now I understand why "tl;dr" became a thing. How am I supposed to feel insulted when I get bored quicker?
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>>35124306
An attempt was made. It's actually a reverse conspiracy. Nobody actually has sex outside of porn and everyone's just pretending to. Children are brought by a stork or whatever; I don't think too deeply about that or my world view comes crashing down.
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>>35124306
I've just got one question...
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What's your end-game?
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>>35124518
To remind them
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Maybe you are right OP... I'm going to ask the girl I like if she wants to do something.
May the gods be with me.
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>>35124306
I do have a girlfriend though :3
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>>35124306
Thanks anon, I came to this post.
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>>35124306
>Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you.
Sorry man, but this part is true. Why would you settle for something less when you can have it better?
I would be like that if I were a girl. It's just an opportunity and one would be a fool not to use it.
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>>35124616
I wish I cared more, people just bore me.
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>>35124616
Was triggering r9k part of your plan?
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>>35124306
>You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you
But I am
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Nope, wrong on all three. Try again bud
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>>35124306
people say that the games i play suck, also i have no redeeming qualities that would attract women.
also why should i give a shit about some shitty gf? i can't get a super yacht so should i be mourning that too?
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I get girls flirting and giving signals but there's no point. As soon as they realise I have 0 friends and no social calibration whatsoever it won't matter
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