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>like a dog man
Pic related?

>>35162527
You don't have a father around, do you?

>>35162527
If she doesn't kick you out of the house for that, you're likely an underageb&

>>35162485
Why not anon? Sounds like a decent plan.

>>35162485
Why not? That sounds cool.

>>35162567
i just found out my ex is never getting back to me and decided to crank the nihilism up to 11
drugs are just so good from detaching yourself from feelings

>No, I'm not a country
>Yes

>>35162477
>>>/int/

dumb cuntposter

>>35162477
I am not a country

Yes, probably

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I'm actually being serious you cunts

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Just jerked off to a trap doujinshi and it felt better than my normal wank

Don't be gay that's exactly what Mr.Goldstein wants and fuck your (((((you))))

i lie on my side and cuddle one of my pillows. even if i'm not pretending its a girl, it's comfy to separate your elbows like that.

but sometimes i do imagine it's a cute girl who loves me

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>>35162430
>it's an anon spoons his pillow episode

>>35162430
What's a real darn shame is once you share your bed for a while you start to miss having it to yourself. There's thirty minutes between when my gf gets up in the morning and I have to get up. That thirty minutes is always the best rest of the night for me.

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Stop and wait a sec
Oh when you look at me like that my darling
What did you expect
I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck
Or I did last time I checked

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Not shy of a spark
A knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark
Frightened by the bite though its no harsher than the bark
Middle of adventure, such a perfect place to start

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

origionoli

>>35162406

FUCK OFF AND DlE

>>35162406
Drink a white Russian for me

>>35162406
Happy birthday anon!

Original comment is original. Reeeee

>>35162382
I have a question about the repeated posts, are you not allowed to post anything that's been posted in an active thread, active and archived threads, or every post ever made on r9k at all

>>35162511
Active threads I believe, I've posted the same thing before I'm sure of it. It'd be impossible for this board to truly stay original, there's too many repeats. I've said many generic phrases before like "no gf" just like that alone, so it's just about being the first person after it gets archived I think. I could be wrong, but I've browsed /r9k/ for a few years now so I think I'm right.

>>35162382

when did this board attract so many failed normies? Crying about having no gf is like the most normie first world shit you can cry about.

>warm embrace, better than any sort of hug
>content with absolutely everything
>nothing in the world is wrong, everyone is perfect just the way they are
>why can't i feel like this all the time
>feels like there's a warm stone in your belly that's just anchoring you to the earth

it eases the ceaseless, shrill cries within my head

>>35162473
Update

Just had some poppy tea

Who dis then?

Broc

>>35162422
Natalie
Omegle whore
BPD
Scams orbiters
Communist

>>35162467
Need more info I want more pics of her and google gives me nothing.

I did when I spent $100 on a box of Yugioh Packs and didn't even make my money back.

>>35162358
Did you learn that god doesn't love you?

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I had decent luck back then. I pulled an original holo Machamp and gave it to my dad because >fighting but he kept it in his wallet for years.

But recently, my LLSIF luck is shit. I wasted 3 scout tickets hoping for an SR/UR skill boost but all 3 were R boosts ;_;

I am a healthy cunt.

Sick cunt right here.

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mfw im a shit cunt

Hey A,

I really miss you. You're the only person I've ever related too and made me feel less alone in the world. You managed to bring me from my numbness and feel both pain and wonder in being with you. Today I responded to one of those monolith threads asking about you, the results were positive, but what are the odds those threads are legit anyways. I still love you.

Sorry for being so pathetic and pitiful,
-S.

I was the only one to write a letter in the end. Maybe if anyone sees this they will write a letter too, but I doubt it.

BE MY FRIEN! REEEEEEE

give me some (you's) plz, this is an original feel

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>life will never be the book Airborne
Fuck man I hope somebody else knows this feel

>>35163025
oh shit, I need to read this. Why can't we all live in some sky floating city

same.
automatically disqualifies me from being decent-looking

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>>35162669
>tfw 3/4 aryan and 1/4 japanese

I'm 19 and I look about 14

It makes my social awkwardness kind of cute rather than weird

>>35162877
Shit man are you me? Post a pic.