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>mfw I made my first 500+ reply thread

Welp robots its been fun but my work here is over
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post more judy you fuckin prick. leave your mark correctly.
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>>35229116
Which one was it
Also stop tempting me to fap to furry shit
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>>35229116

kek just now? I probably had my first in 2010 lmao

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Why are you guys so judgmental compared to non-internet dwellers?
>meet guy on /r9k/
>having jolly good time
>mentioned I had a learning disability as a kid
>stopped replying back
Meanwhile no one I've met in real life ever have acted like this. What gives? Why are you so judgmental?
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Many people here want the "perfect" everything. Job, gf, friends, etc. That's failed normos, for you.
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>>35229046

>trying to start a relationship on /r9k/
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>>35229046
The people here have a great deal of time on their hands, and as such, they have a great deal of time to note faults with things, having no realistic baseline for what's reasonable or not. They have a warped view of reality as a result, in essence.

As such, everything becomes a "red flag," and any imperfections will often lead to somebody you're talking to from here not wanting anything to do with you.

Also, are you a girl? What the fuck are you doing talking to somebody from here, dumbass?

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>march 1st
>$2,400 in NEETbux
>trump is going to end entitlements

earth to mars wagecucks

you are my slavie wagie
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>>35229041

Bruh, you can have your handout - I aint even mad atcha
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>>35229041
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WORK HARD I WORK HARD EVERY DAY TO PAY TAXES YOU FUCKING LEECH I HOPE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR FAT ROLLS YOU PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMNED NIGGER NEET
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>>35229041
I salute you fellow NEET... may your blankie always be cozy and your tendies always be warm.
We have ascended from the knuckle draggers.

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We have officially reached PEAK REDDIT.
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>>35228982
Imagine having to delude yourself that much.
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>>35228982
this website is hardly better
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>>35228982
I will post the hell out of this arguing with leftists.

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tfw circumcised
can I ever recover?
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You are? Good
t. English Grill
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>>35228918
There is no hope for us. We're cutlets forever.
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>>35228918
It ended up in a medical waste bag. They threw it in the trash before you even knew you had it.

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Who /paederast/ here?
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what's a paederast Walter?
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>>35228925
Someone who finds sublime aesthetic pleasure in the supple bodies of young boys. Also known as Greek Love.
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>>35229075
Also known as Allen Ginsberg Syndrome.
You sick fuck

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Given that many of us are simply casted out of the privileges of dating and relationships I started thinking on a type of substance that annihilates libido: the anaphrodisiacs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac

As a smoker I know that tobacco works to a certain extent, but unfortunately the secondary effects are just awful to advise regular consumption, so thats out of the question. There are certain types of tea that are known to work, but so far none of them seem devoid of harmful secondary effects. This is not a very popular theme of discussion for obvious reasons (sex sells, therefore efforts go the opposite way).

Given that this is /r9k/ we could make a joint venture in analysing these substances and, who knows, find one more or less suitable to our needs along with the sharing of our experiences.

What do you anons think? Did any of you tried these?
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>>35228880
This is to nuanced for the retards that brows this shithole
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>>35229208
this right here is the truth

fuck you robbit this is original
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>>35229208

Solutions. Not just complaining. I see no wrong in that.

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Put 56 grams of kratom leafs in pot
Boil for 30 min
Use kratom leafs agian for another 1 ml of water
Boil for an hour
Boil down the mixture to about a cup
Mix honey, sugar, lemons juice squeeze lemon
Put about 4 shots of vodka
Filter out leafs
Drink

Feels good man
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So how many buckets do you throw up in?
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>>35228848
It tastes good
I don't know I didn't eat hot pocket today
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I'm glad I discovered kratom. Every time I eat some it's like warm love flowing through me, like everything's going to be okay.

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>the greatest heavy metal drummer of all time is a manlet
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>>35228739
It's all about the lower center of gravity.
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that doesnt look like dave lombardo
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>>35228739
>greatest heavy metal drummer of all time

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Is this anime telling the truth? Is love nothing more than lust for men?
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>>35228688
Yes, Iove is just lust.
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>>35228688
No. That's a silly question. Sure there are a good number of people that think sex=love but I don't think that.
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>>35228688
No, not in the slightest, in all honesty. There are lots of women that I find physically attractive who I find absolutely repugnant personality-wise.

A relationship is about an extremely deep friendship and special bond and love, being willing to do almost anything for the other person. It's about a level of comfort and getting immense enjoyment out of their mere company and presence in your life.

Though I wouldn't for moral reasons, I could fuck a girl without having feelings for her. Absolutely. I wouldn't ever conflate that with love, no chance.

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/unifeels/ general:

>Moved far away from home to study.
>Finally the hell of highschool is behind me
>Ordering a coffee while I have an hour between classes
>See Stacy from highschool sitting at a table near me
>Freak the fuck out and go full autism while I complete my order

I thought I was free of these fucking people
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Just ignore her dude, Lol.
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>>35228700
Easier said than done my dude
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>tfw lab partners refuse to do their lab reports

Who invented this group work meme? These fuckers are ruining my grade.

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>ywn go on a cute romantic date with a girl who unironically has a crush on you
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But you can anon, 2d will always love you.
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>>35228719
I'll be honest senpai, I'm 24 and the fact that no girl has ever so much as tried to be friendly with me is really eating at my soul. I feel like I'm starving for real love and affection from a 3D female, something that 99.99% of the population get as easily as food and air.
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>>35228670
>ywn go on a cute romantic date with a girl (male) who unironically has a crush on you
but I will though

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Dubs names my cat
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>>35228586
pretty sure a cat that large already has a name. You must be bored as hell.
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>>35228586
Boy or girl kitty?
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landscape

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Fat bots who cant lose weight..how can we make it?
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By fucking losing weight.
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if you can starve yourself 16 hours after dinner you can lose weight
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I used to be quite /fit/. Due to unfortunate circumstances, long-term illness and laziness all at the same time, I gained over 100 lbs in about 2 years. I went from a 200 lbs /fit/ guy to a 300 lbs fat as fuck dude.

I feel like I will never lose it. It's just too much and I've grown used to it. But I hate it.

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This was the second one this week wanting to hook up. Am I a normie or what?

>inb4 reeeeeeeeeee
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hope you get an STD
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Bumping with cute girls
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>>35228582
Oh I'm not gonna do it

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