>the greatest heavy metal drummer of all time is a manlet

>>35228739
It's all about the lower center of gravity.

that doesnt look like dave lombardo

>>35228739
>greatest heavy metal drummer of all time

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Are you kidding me? He's huge

>>35228739
>Joey Jordison
>"greatest metal drummer"
Danny Carey might be a hair better than the dude who got fired from a nu-metal band with a singing telegram.

makes perfect sense because heavy metal and black metal etc are genres for edgy manlets pissed at the world.

>>35228770
Doesn't look like Lars Ulrich either

>>35228739
literally who is that guy

>>35228739
>he is 5'3
Man, when I was like 12 and still listened to Slipknot, I had such a crush on Joey because of his long hair.
>tfw I was taller than him at 12 years old
I had no idea he was such a turbo double manlet.

>>35228822
>>35228770
>I can't handle the fact that somebody who isn't one of the "classics" is more talented or innovative