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Insert witty joke at the expense of feminists.

>>35245070
>Confident (And selfish and full of her self)

>Kind (But paronoid and has anxiety)

Pick one.

>>35245070
Whoever drew that fucking sucks
t. connoisseur

Ride never ends

>>35245059
memes are normie now
memes haven't really been a thing on 4chan for a while, it's only normies who come here and post them

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i noticed that too

oregananoennoe

>>35245024
This world isn't for you, old man.

>>35245024
This and more specifically I'd like to take trannies and traps to hell with me.

>>35245024
Announcing reports is against the rules in case you didn't know :)

>>35245020
What a horrible fucking board.
Never again.

SYLVIAAAA

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVENN

>>35245020
I WISH THAT I HAD KNOWN IN THAT FIRST MINUTE WE MET

>>35244981
Amphetamines are extremely addictive and if you don't have a script or live in a meth-state, it gets expensive as fuck.

I don't like seeing shadow people.

>get a bottle of adderall from friend, never had it
>take 20mg
>omfgfeelsgoodman
>euphoria and mental clarity x100
>8hrs later, feels like shit
>Skipped, forceful heart beats, shallow breath, etc.
>felt amazing while I was on it so I continued for a bit, still got about 4-5hrs sleep a night
>hit my 5 day in a row mark, I was out of my mind and my nerves were tingling.
>shadows were the least of my hallucinations
>I felt and heard things that weren't there.
>was more intriguing than worrisome so I drowned in the psychosis.
>woke up the next day and my heart was mega fucked
>tried to stand up and fell over in extreme fatigue over and over again
>i couldn't fucking stand up
>fell back asleep for 14hrs
>give myself a cleanse and go two weeks without touching it
>get checked up at the doctor, fail to mention the addy, just say my hearts been acting strange
>everythinglooksgood.wav
>still don't know why I get like that on them

>>35244796
Psycho killer takes me to primary school when buddy borrowed me Talking heads cd, and Wiz khalifa I'm on my level brings me to a great memory when I was stoned with my friend and it played with rich bass coming from audi's stereo and nothing else mattered. Fun times. Well I think everyone has a song that is connected to a memory

>>35244796
every song I listen to is linked to a place that'll frequently pop up in my head. every track has one, but only one. uninspired/radio music doesn't count. the real deal always paints a scenario or image in my head. they could be memories or just imagination, but they've been consistently the same over time. sometimes I wonder if I need a break from music sometimes

>>35244796
Bubbly by Colbie Caillat always takes me back to a sunny, late-summer part of my childhood that I can't quite place. Like, taking a walk in the warmth of the 7pm sunset when you were 12 and didn't have a care in the world.

This song https://youtu.be/6r4CvGorTek gives me a similar feel, but one where I'm all grown, the world has leaned it's weight on me, but it's okay because I'm learning to live with it. I still see that sunset, late summer, but there's a looming feeling that I'm missing someone. A beautiful someone, a kindred spirit.

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>>35244791
>tfw your neighbor's young daughter sees you naked through the window

>>35244791
I'm naked right now because I'm eating spaghetti,and I don't want sauce getting on any of my new clothes.

>>35244892
What kind of clothes did you get, lad?

>>35244788
>Not only that, but their attitude is usually related to being extremely lazy and not wanting to do anything.

oh I'm sorry I forgot that this was the board for people who are career-driven workaholics when they're not practising for their next marathon and fitness competitions.


Also, my hair is down to my ass. :^)

>>35244851
>oh I'm sorry I forgot that this was the board for people who are career-driven workaholics when they're not practising for their next marathon and fitness competitions.
You can have long hair and not be a completely lazy piece of shit.
The ones that are not NEETs and are still lazy when you have to collaborate with them are the ones that piss me off.

>>35244912
Right and you can also be bald and lazy, or have some meme haircut and be lazy.

Lazyness is the problem here, not long hair.

You should try having long hair before you go bald, it feels great.

>>35244761
Is that what happens with autists? The goods that didn't make it to your brain settle in your wiener?

>>35244832
I looked into this actually. I read aspergers have bigger dicks somewhere (probably here, I forgot) but when I looked it up there was a reddit thread and all the spergs there had small dicks

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>have aspergers
>like crushing on girls more than dating them

this is really the best situation tbqhfampai

that bitch looks crazy

how do i make her my gf?

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>>35244746
Idk she posted these a few days ago on here

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>>35244725
who is this?
please tell, shes perfect
bets shes a cam model

>>35244657
Nice, make sure to cheer him up and help him when necessary

>>35244657
Did you really take a pic of your student and posted it on here?

I hope you get fired

>>35244657
Tyrone is used for black people

>>35244651

That is pretty pathetic, anon.

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>>35244651
>not making an /r9k/ thread instead

people on /r9k/ are cooler than strangers on Craigslist

>>35244694
I guess it is, I've ran out of shame and I'm so fucking lonely.

Why?

Don't get me wrong, asking for emails is too personal.

>>35244654
I wouldn't expect you too if you didn't feel comfortable.

Because everyone needs help every now and then. People on this board seem so detached from reality and upset and I want to try to fix that, even if it's only hearing them out

>>35244726
well i don't know how to start

ask me anything.

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>when gf's sisters come over

>>35244617
Never got one with sisters, both had brothers

So far worked for me

>>35245383
She's used to being around chads

Looks like oregano

>>35244560
>weed
That's not weed, dude. At best, its synthetic cannabinoids sprayed on herbs and at worst, its just tea leaves.

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>>35244560
even if your weed looks like that, turn it inside out to get it all if you're feeling desperate but don't smoke the bag. always steer clear from burning plastic when you're trying to get high.