Anyone else hate long haired cunts? I don't mean just women,

>>35244788
>Not only that, but their attitude is usually related to being extremely lazy and not wanting to do anything.

oh I'm sorry I forgot that this was the board for people who are career-driven workaholics when they're not practising for their next marathon and fitness competitions.


Also, my hair is down to my ass. :^)

>>35244851
>oh I'm sorry I forgot that this was the board for people who are career-driven workaholics when they're not practising for their next marathon and fitness competitions.
You can have long hair and not be a completely lazy piece of shit.
The ones that are not NEETs and are still lazy when you have to collaborate with them are the ones that piss me off.

>>35244912
Right and you can also be bald and lazy, or have some meme haircut and be lazy.

Lazyness is the problem here, not long hair.

You should try having long hair before you go bald, it feels great.

>>35245003
>puts emphasis on the lazy attitude
Did you even read the rest of the OP's post?
People with long hair that are not NEETs annoy others in public places by having their hair block vision. That's the main problem.
Laziness is usually part of them too, but it's like a symptom. When you have to interact with them in work/education, this, along with their hair, is twice as annoying, as they don't want to do even the most simple, basic things.
>You should try having long hair before you go bald, it feels great.
that's disgusting.

I got long hair, brown, curly/wavy, tangles easily, forms corkscrews/loose dreads.
I'm gonna grow it as long as possible.

>>35245167
>People with long hair that are not NEETs annoy others in public places by having their hair block vision.

Unless they have jewhair, there's no way that someone's long hair is blocking your vision.

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>>35244788
>have short hair
>it looks boring
>plan to grow it out
we'll see

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>>35244788
>>inb4 haha jealous baldy
>I'm not even bald fyi, these long haired assholes just really annoy me.

>not being bald and having long hair

>>35244788
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stop being a bitchy faggot OP, you just can't handle the smell of testosterone because you're a little girl stuck in the body of a fat neckbeard and it reminds you of what you could've been had you not been such a failure

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>>35244788
stay mad nerd

originaldo

>>35245279
>muh testosterone
long hair is for women and cavemen.

see pic >>35245308
looks like a faggot tbqh with you familia

>>35245211
me too. Just shaved it a few days ago so it can grow healthy and this time i intend on using shampoo and conditioner. I'll get back at u in 18 months desu

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>>35245426
>long hair is for women and cavemen
sounds like something a beta nigger would say

>>35245502
You know who else had long hair?

Jesus

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>>35245426
Long hair is for those with enough confidence to stand out in a sea of haircucks

>>35245521
you know which people have short hair?

cucks and feminist whales

>>35245502
>black metal
>long hair
nothing more beta than that, my friend. Looks like a faggot even more.
Mind you Varg currently doesn't have long hair.

Why do redditors get so offended by my hair being in a bun?

>>35244788
They're all liberals/disgusting hippies or retarded metalheads. Short hair is so much better. Doesn't even have to be high and tight, just short.

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>>35244788
mfw I am a long haired cunt with wavy hair and i like it.

Its soooo poofy, soft, and... nyce.

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>>35245591
He also hasn't participated in metal music in about 25 years.

>>35245618
>wannabe failed normie

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>>35245619
good for starting fires too, and for when Chad needs to hold it when he needs to release his aggression on, or in, your beta ass.

>>35245618
>tries to suck up to OP and his retarded views
>ends up looking like a faggy normie

>>35244788
No I think it's pretty innocuous but I'm not a normalfag so I don't really pay attention to other people.

>>35245534
the thing is this guy already has a masculine face tho

>>35244788
metalheads with long greasy hair piss me off, they always fucking stink.

>buzzcut for the win

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>>35245618
or Royal Norwegian naval officers

>>35245713
That's actually one reason I have long hair. It's fun to pull when having gay sex with my boyfriend.

But I do put it up in an offset bun whenever I go out. It's just easier. Why do redditors not like when my hair is in a bun?

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>>35245713
Chad has long hair.

>>35245763
Exactly. Long hair is like spice in food, it enhances your features.

>>35245765
>buzzcuck for captain autism

I tie mine back most of the time. I understand what you mean but it's comfy when your hair gets long.

It looks silly, it's not about looks.

>>35245765
>buzzcut for the win
this.
can't go wrong with a neatly trimmed buzz cut

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>>35244788
>Tfw 6'6" and my goes down more than half of my back

>tfw too old and bald to have long hait

>>35245765
>buzzcut for the complete lack of self-awareness

>>35245806
>enhances your features

not when its unwashed and plastered against your scalp and face with grease

>>35245820
got dangit bobbeh

>>35245806
>spice
>enhancing flavor
more like covers it up. All you taste is hotness at that point

>>35245820
>circumcising your hair like your dink was circumcised

I love these threads where the OP is so severely autistic that they not only believe they know what people think, but they go on to act as if everyone agrees with their sperging out

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>caring this much about what other people look like
seriously though, who even gives a shit? you sound like the most beta nigger to ever walk this earth, just because you started balding in your teens and only have stringy ass-hair left on your head now, it doesn't mean other people can't enjoy having long hair.

>>35245872
>buzzcut for choosing the haircut that best suits my face
>buzzcut for not reeking of B.O. and greasy hair

>>35245893
Whitey McMayonaise, please, not all spices are hot peppers. Just basic salt and black pepper are spices, or is that too much for you?

>>35245889
well then you better take a shower every now and then? What are you trying to say

>>35245937
lmao if that suits your face i don't even want to know how hideous you are

>>35245937
buzzcuts are like wearing a Sonichu medallion. You're advertising your own autism.

>>35245940
I shower every day, in my experience most lads with long hair don't and they all smell bad.

>>35245871
old man ponytails are the best though.

>>35245963
Haha you're right, I better hide it behind a greasy ponytail

>>35245972
If someone is neglecting their personal hygiene to the point where their hair smells (why are you smelling other dude's hair?) then it means that they have shitty personal hygiene period. They also have dick cheese and skidmarks. Them shaving their head isn't going to change that.

>>35245924
>caring this much about what other people look like
do you even know how to fucking read?
long hair blocks vision when they sit in front of you.
it's impossible to see anything through their disgusting, tangly mess of hair

no one gives a shit about how they fucking look, just don't constrict my sight with a hair mop.
fuck.

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>mfw when I get a new compliment my long hair everyday in uni and OP is a massive faggot who takes his insecurities on meaningless and trivial things

Guys with nasty long hair don't shower. They'd be just as nasty without the hair, it's just a long range indicator working against them. Also buns are fucking gay and I only put it in a pony tail when I'm working out or it's hotter than the devils asshole.

>>35246076
>long hair blocks vision when they sit in front of you.

How does it block your vision?

Do you stare at what's in front of you through the space between someone's shoulders and jaw? Do you stick your face on the back of their neck to smell their hair as well? Is this why you're upset?

Tfw glorious flowing mane.

People tell me I look like Andrew WK.

>>35246054
I've been stuck behind some greasy motherfucker with long hair enough times at a gig or bar to make this point. I don't go out of my way to smell their hair, they force their stink on everyone else whenever they leave the house.

>>35245940
I'm hispanic

smoke weed errday

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>>35246090
>OP is a massive faggot who takes his insecurities out on meaningless and trivial things
>tfw you realize anon just described every /r9k/ thread ever

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I want Jim Morrisons locks and Chad jaw

>>35246153
Yea I realized how fucking redundant that was right after I posted.

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>>35244788
Checked. I like my long hair loose. Stay angry, my dude.

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>>35246125
AWK is pretty dope, even if I don't always agree with his "just bee positive :)" memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg

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>>35246171
>hair isn't even down to his shoulders

0/10 may as well be a buzzcut

>>35244788
>Not only that, but their attitude is usually related to being extremely lazy and not wanting to do anything.
why are you on /r9k/

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>>35244788
My hairs reach my ass, stay mad balding manlet

>tfw you cum in your own hair and you and your gf have a laugh about it

just #longhairproblems am I right lads?

I would grow my hair long but people would probably think I was trying to be tranny.

>>35246320
then they might actually like you, since you then belong to a minority

>>35246320
see: >>35246252
>>35245806
>>35245771

>>etc


Just don't be a faggy twink

>>35246355
>just don't
I'm not suddenly going to get sharp masculine features m8.

>>35244788
>caring this much about hair

Your life must be boring.

>>35245167
>block vision
Literally how?

Afros sure, they're higher up, but when there isn't hair on your back, your back's still there moron.

Tis be bait thread

>>35246381
lift and become a /fit/izen instead of following the "starve yourself and do cardio" trap workout routine.

>>35246500
you know you're not going to develop masculine facial features by lifting right?

>>35246791
So?

Actually androgynous features on a manly body is attractive to a lot of women.

>>35246897
nobody really respects androgynous looking men

>>35244788
what a stupid thing to care about

I loved my long hair when I was in middle/end of high school and my gf loved it

but i'm bald now so I can't have long hair anymore even if i wanted to, i respect long haired dudes

>>35246935
Go tell that to a good chunk of the millionaire Hollywood male stars

>>35244788
I used to have an afro but it never got big enough to tie back.

>>35244788

And who gives a fuck what a balding autistic virgin manlet homunculus like you has to say about anything.

I'm lmaoing at your sparse, thinning thatch hair.

>>35247076
>go tell that to the outliers
moreover hollywood stars are more considered dancing monkeys than respectable people
the general idea is true, an androgynous looking man is not considered respectable

>>35244788
>being this autistic
Suck my glorious long haired dick.

>>35247229
>respectable

which begs the question, by who?

An autist on a vietnamese cooking channel that gets mad at long hair?

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>>35247371
respected by the true power brokers of society

>>35247412
Well that's besides the point then

>>35247514
Is it, anon? The ghosts or order control every facet of your life, break free and become bald like them.

>that joy of your hair keeping you war during those winter days, and letting it be carried by the wind during the rest of the year

feels good man

I'm black and love my afro. I can do just about anything with it!

>>35248397
Would you ever get it did?

>>35248441
I guess it depends on what I'm doing with it.

>>35244788
Just afros. Unless it's on a nigger, then it's funny like a clown.

>>35244788
long hair is fucking disgusting on guys
they all think they're badass metalheads but they look like complete edgelords and it's always so greasy and unkempt

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>>35245804
>accuses people of being redditors
>mentions being in a relationship
At least try.

>>35248851
>badass metalheads but they look like complete edgelords
That's just metalheads

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>>35244788
>hair got messed up due to anorexia
>shave head to grow it back to normal
>eat more
>no longer skeleton
>planning to grow out my natural hair for the first time in years
OP is just a butthurt faggot