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I think we can relate.
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I have poor parents, I'm ugly and I'm a best student.
Does that mean I qualify for double the pity and a job?
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>Shitty student
>Unattractive, awkward
>Still got a job easily because I could program well
no
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>>35311490
No you're just ugly and unsociable so you'll fail once you get to the interviewing process.
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How does /r9k/ shave?oregano 1234
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>>35311330
Like the pic you posted obviously? What other way even is there? Electric razors are for kids
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>>35311330
i'm pretty sure that's the exact razor i use
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Whenever I need to go outside the house I run a safety razor over my face. It's half assed, leaving cuts and patches of unshaved hair. The only bit I concentrate on is shaving off that disgusting sliver between the upper lip and the moustache proper.
When I was younger I fucked around with a straight razor, but I can't be fucked anymore.
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Well?
What's your retort?
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>>35311317
smart nerd gay jerk
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>>35311317
I'm not handsome, smart or nice, but I'm still gay.
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>>35311317
Obviously the inner sectors of the Venn diagram are negative but I fail to see what's so bad about bein such a nerd xd.
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He who rules men lives in confusion
He who is ruled by men lives in sorrow.
the Tao therefore desired
Neither to influence others
Nor to be influenced by them.
The way to get clear of confusion
And free of sorrow
Is to live with Tao
In the land of the great Void.
If a man is crossing a river
And an empty boat collides with his own skiff,
Even though he be a bad-tempered man
He will not become very angry.
But if he sees a man in the boat,
He will shout at him to steer clear.
If the shout is not heard, he will shout again,
And yet again, and begin cursing.
And all because there is somebody in the boat.
Yet if the boat were empty.
He would not be shouting, and not angry.
If you can empty your own boat
Crossing the river of the world,
No one will oppose you,
No one will seek to harm you.
The straight tree is the first to be cut down,
The spring of clear water is the first to be drained dry.
If you wish to improve your wisdom
And shame the ignorant,
To cultivate your character
And outshine others;
A light will shine around you
As if you had swallowed the sun and the moon:
You will not avoid calamity.
A wise man has said
He who is content with himself
Has done a worthless work.
Achievement is the beginning of failure.
Fame is beginning of disgrace.
Who can free himself from achievement
And from fame, descend and be lost
Amid the masses of men?
He will flow like Tao, unseen,
He will go about like Life itself
With no name and no home.
Simple is he, without distinction.
To all appearances he is a fool.
His steps leave no trace. He has no power.
He achieves nothing, has no reputation.
Since he judges no one
No one judges him.
Such is the perfect man
His boat is empty.
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>>35311245
what am I supposed to take from this, OP?
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>>35311322
The reason the human is unhappy is because he is confined by society and other humans.
Live like the water. Flow effortlessly
Arrive without travelling
See all without looking
Do all without doing
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>>35311322
If I were some varg poster, I might tell you to
>stop judging others
With some black hand holding the head action.
But I'm not.
I enjoy the boat part. Very moving. Thanks OP
Nofap, lifting, keto, solo game andcrippling nihilism.
Who's out there fighting the good fight?
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I wish I had the strenght to do this.
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>>35311220
>Nofap
>implying not masturbating has any benefits
good goy
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>>35311324
The only benefit it has is that the horniness makes me direct, up front and 100x more eager to escalate. I broke my streak because I didn't manage to get any last night but I'm restarting on Monday.
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posted this on /adv/ but didnt get much help
so gf works at an animal shelter with dogs. They only put down dogs that are super sick or aggressive, so its pretty uncommon
But earlier this week they had to put a dog to sleep that she had gotten really attached to. I was also super busy with stuff, so I couldnt really talk about it with her, she mentioned that a dog was being put down and I said that sucks, but had to go do shit so that was all I knew, and I was too busy to message her throughout the day like normal. the day it happened I also had a trip planned with some buds to go to a cabin to play music/get drunk, so I was busy again and couldnt talk to her. She messaged me a few times about how upset she was and called too, but honestly I just either forgot to reply or was too busy. when I read the messages in the morning I realized which one it was and it made sense why she was so broken up, she really loved him even though he was dangerous. Also learned that she was so distraught at work that her manager sent her home early, then she just got drunk alone
problem now is she totally shut down. Finally asked her about the whole thing and she wont talk about it. She'll say a couple words then just kinda change the subject. Shes way more withdrawn than she used to be and no interest in sex. not worried about her getting it somewhere else because now she doesnt even really care about doing her makeup and is barely on her phone anymore, her friends havent seen much of her either. She mostly just studies/sleeps. Even talking with her about unrelated stuff is like pulling teeth, I can tell that sometimes shes just on the edge of crying but if I try to help her or ask she just denies it. Ive apologized numerous times and she just says "its fine" and wont talk about it. she normally LOVES talking about dogs from work. Now she doesnt even mention them unless I ask, and finds any excuse to leave the conversation
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how do I fix this? I feel terrible for leaving her hanging when she needed me and now it feels like I'm dating just a hollow husk of the girl who I fell in love with. Apologizing didn't work, so I don't know what to do
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>>35311190
I'm not even memeing, but go to r/relationships
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>it feels like I'm dating just a hollow husk of the girl who I fell in love with
u fucked up. i hope she leaves ur ignorant selfish ass
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How can I come across as a college educated individual if I've never been to college?
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go to college, I'd assume
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Just talk about how white men should be punched in the face and how Trump is literally Hitler and how one day there will be no religion and no countries and no genders and so on.
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>college educated
Sounds like a buzzword. You either appear intelligence or you don't, OP. And even if you go to college and walk around with a copy of your degree, if you appear like a mouth breather, people are going to assume you're one
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>go on /pol/
>Make a thread saying that Nazis copied Karl Marx's ideologies
Oh anons i am in a /devilish/ mood.
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>>35310594
this is some next level of develishness annon
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>>35310637
Bonus points for using the "nazis were socialists therefore they fitted with Marx"
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>go on /int/
>Make thread saying India will be a superpower by 2020
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New song lyric thread!
Lets use em up, boys.
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Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
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>>35310582
Si yo siempre te di
lo mejor de mi!
y hoy vuelas de mi vida
haciendome una herida
que no mereci
Si yo siempre te di
lo mejor de mi!
tal vez no fue suficiente
y aunque tu nunca lo aceptes
sabes que siempre fue asi!
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>>35310582
IVE GIVEN UPPPPP IM SUFFOCATING, TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONNNNNNNNNNG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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DUUUUDE I JUST GOT A LATE B-DAY PRESENT 40 STEAM BUCKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKS
what game am I gonna get!?!??!
Dubs decide!
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40 Orion : Prelude
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>>35310549
anything my little pony.. enjoy faggot
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>>35310549
buy me a game in worth of 30 Euro or higher
Kek pls give me this late gift
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ITT: Post one word that is original
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Modify
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Kuehlschrank
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simplification
Why do white people age so badly?
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Will doesn't look bad. Though I would've never guessed the other two would be in their forties.
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Textless posts are not aloud.
You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>comparing anyone to asians
Those motherfuckers stay in their forties until they're like 70, and suddenly collapse into droopyskinned canecrumblers
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>drinking again
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>ate under 1500 calories today
>tfw ruined because drank almost 2000 calories
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>men should not exceed 3-4 units daily
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>>35310338
i drink everyday. go ham young nigga
post your music library
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I see tricot and itsue = good
I don't see shishamo = bad
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>>>/mu/
But MOtFD is pretty cool famalam.
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Shuffled music library here you go.
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How dose this picture make you feel /r9k/?
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Why the fuck do they have towels in sauna? You go to sauna naked PERKELE
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>>35310088
>How dose this picture make you feel /r9k/?
Like you're a faggot
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>>35310109
different cultures? you faggot finns piss me off