How does /r9k/ shave? oregano 1234

>>35311330
Like the pic you posted obviously? What other way even is there? Electric razors are for kids

>>35311330

i'm pretty sure that's the exact razor i use

Whenever I need to go outside the house I run a safety razor over my face. It's half assed, leaving cuts and patches of unshaved hair. The only bit I concentrate on is shaving off that disgusting sliver between the upper lip and the moustache proper.

When I was younger I fucked around with a straight razor, but I can't be fucked anymore.

I lasered my face and epilate my body hair

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>>35311344
Cartridge razor?

>>35311344

how is it for kids? it gives me a very close shave with no foam and is cheaper than constantly buying new blades

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>>35311330
On facial hair I use a hair trimmer without the clip-on.
Keeps the stubble ultra short and doesn't irritate the skin.

As a cyclist I shave my legs with a razor though. Always use a shaving gel, kids. Fuck the foams.

>>35311330
Electric razor every 3-4 days on the setting "1" to "3". Regular razors are expensive and the clean shaven look is only good on select occasions and on select males. If you have a babyface or are a jawlet/chinlet, do not shave with a razor regularly.

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>tfw get bumping on my neck even though i'm supposed to be 100% white

i just use an electric razor now and deal with it doing a shitty job

Trimmer on the lowest setting every couple of days

>>35311594
You don't have to be ashamed of shaving your non-facial hair.

>>35311471
>cheaper than constantly buying new blades
I can't imagine going through more than four blades a month and blades cost about 10 cents each. Are you really that fucking jewish?

>>35311330
I don't shave.

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I highly recommend picking up one of these for anons with hairy backs.

I was hairy like a fucking orangutan, and obese so i couldn't reach around my back to shave it properly.

These things are amazing. You basically just give yourself a backscratch with it and all the hair just comes off.

>>35311809
i did not know that, i assumed they were more expensive

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I have skin that doesn't give a fuck
I use the cheapest disposable razors I can get, though I use Barbasol brand only because Jurassic Park autism.

>>35311330
Using disposable razors and shaving cream. First with the grain. If that's not close enough, like I'm going out somewhere important, I'll lather up again and shave casually against the grain a little. Wash face with cold water and dry off with a towel.

>>35312070
Barbasol is pretty good and popular. I know I use it and a couple of other men in my family do. It does the job for a decent price.

>>35311879
I take to run one of these along the back of someone with a lot of bacne

Robots, does anyone have a straight answer to the question of male body grooming.

Im overweight and ive got a TON of body hair. What should i do about it? Id feel weird shaving my entire body, and none of the people i know have nearly as much hair as me. Im very embarrassed about it and i dont know what to do.

I use Harry's blades and cream. The fucking blades are sharp and leave my face feeling soft. Could be the shaving cream though?

>>35312204
Own it, pussy. Body hair is manly as fuck.

not original comment?

>>35311330
I let it grow for a month maybe month and a half then shave, feel like a baby for 3 days then let it grow again.

>>35311762
You should be. Hair keeps your skin moisturized and makes wounds heal quicker. I think he's just a faggot who wants an excuse to wear spandex

>>35312204
Just wash your fat self with some nair and be careful not to go touch your hair/face/whatever else while you do.

>>35312255
It really doesnt seem that way. When was the last time you saw a dude with body hair where its not presented as a joke / something disgusting.

i think getting rid of it would be for the best but i dont know the best way of going about it.

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>>35312204
Same I have a lot of body hair as well. I usually shave my chest and tummy though. Since no one will see it.

>>35312204
Nothing. Maybe trim the pubes with scissors once in a while

>>35311879
kek
good advice anon

>>35311330
Epilator

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>>35312204
>>35312319
Have you ever had a professional waxing?

>>35312308
Its disgusting because you're overweight. Girls like body hair especially full chests of hair which not many men have

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>>35312356
>robot
>going to get pro waxed
Anon you must be new here

>>35311330
Don't really shave too often, maybe once or twice a year, just trim from time to time with one of those hair beard machines

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>>35311330
Real men don't shave. Shaving is for faggots.

>>35311330
>38
>never shaved in my life
>never liked the idea of rubbing a blade on my face
>I just trim my beard

inb4: manchild, neckbeard

all true

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>>35312378
>Girls like

Now let's not pretend personal preferences don't exist. There are women who prefer chests full of hair, and other women who prefer not so much or even none at all.

>>35311330

electric shaver then normal razor

>>35312456
Who cares what women prefer? What are you? Some sort of nu-male? Get out of here before you embarrass yourself further.

I shave my back with a mangroomer. I did dollar shave club last year and found out even with mine set up to only send new razors every 2 months, I still ended up paying ~$60 for it over a year.

So I ditched that shit last month and just bought one of these norelco rotary shavers for $20 on amazon and they said it should last a year on the original blade setup.

>>35312533
>Who cares what women prefer?

Well if you want to date women and want the relationship to last, you should be interested in what their preferences are.

>>35312871
No no. It's the other way around. Go be a slave to women somewhere else.

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>>35312936
It's mutual, not one way or the other.

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>tfw save ~90% switching from cartridge razors to double edged razor blades

Feels blissful, man. :)

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>>35311330
>not growing out a pedostache or wizbeard

fucking plebs

>>35311330
Its kinda memey but i actually do use a safety razor, its alot cheaper (per blade) and not as scary as everyone makes it seem. Its also alot more comfortable for me.

What is the best way for removing underarm hair?

>>35311381
>>35312346
>epilator

Isn't that painful?

>>35311330
constantly because i don't like the in-ranks and officers riding my ass

>>35311330
razor, no water, no cream

>>35311330
i haven't fully shaven my face in 2 years, just trim my beard occasionally

does everyone in this thread take estrogen pills too? fucking faggots

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I cant afford razors so I use a knife


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>>35312983
>It's mutual

Only if you are unattractive. Compromise is for weak males who don't have enough value to keep attractive woman without bending over backwards for them.

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>>35311330
i use some shaving cream i got on amazon called jack black. its organic or something. then i use single blade manual blade and just shave.

I always shave my whole face against the grain with shaving cream. I honestly thought it was the right way to do it. Upon reading all of these posts with people who shave with the grain, I suppose I was wrong. My way works the best in my opinion though.

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>>35311330
I don't shave,at least not anymore, trying to grown a moustache like his, any tip to make the grown faster, i'm only 0.1%

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>>35311330
>shaving your precious neckbeard
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35315590

Why is the blade colored like a glorious faggot rainbow?

>>35315688
You need to have a very specific face in order to pull off a mustache like that without looking like a numale cuck

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They dont allow me near blades anymore,so i take the longer route.
I just pluck them all out with tweezers

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>>35315745
I was looking to other pictures of him and the larger version of this one would be better in my face, i guess

>>35311594
unoriginally gay

>>35312070
that's a real originally

>>35311330
Electric razor. I shave daily for work, so I never have a build-up of stubble. On the weekends, I don't shave so my face-skin can rest.

I don't like bladed razors, but I'm comfortable enough with them that I won't slice myself open.

Probably go back to Braun electric at some point. For now with cheap razor soap and with grain first, against grain later, esp some parts

>>35315733

Looks like titanium coating. Titanium is called the rainbow metal.

I'd like a razor that's rainbowfied but I'm poor and would have to find a nigger custom rim shop to do it, and I know they'd charge a fuckload for it. I could try a cousin-fucking hillbilly gunsmith but he'd charge even more.

>>35311330
>get the cheapest razor available.
>splash my face with water
>shave

using razor foam is for pussies

>>35315590
oh my god buddy you have like 70 $ a wallet and a knife you're such a bad ass!

How are you supposed to shave if you only have disposable razors and your facial hair is kinda long? Don't wanna buy a clipper.

I use a cheap electric razor. It is usually the first thing I do after waking up, grab my razor and shave then get up. If I have some kind of event I shave manually since it is a much closer shave but razors and gel is a lot more expensive and far less convenient.

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Got these bad boys off Amazon with 14 replacable blades for like 22 quid (49% off).
Will last me fucking ages.
Great razors too... 6 blades sort it the fuck out.
Use these with Arko shaving stick.

>>35316109
When that happens I just trim it with a scissor beforehand

>>35316184
>No, you're a Dorco!
That just screams chinese knockoff. Even still, $22 for cartridges is stupidly expensive compared to DE razors.

The real question is how do you remove the hairs from your scrotum? I need like 4 hands to spread the skin out, trim with my hedgeclipper then find more hairs.

Blonde fine hair master race here.

>>35315688

About all that's available is minoxidil. If it's fair you could use an eyebrow pencil, it's mustache wax didn't sound dandy enough.

>>35315754

I did that in my teens. I couldn't afford a razor and my parents never saw any fuzz so they just assumed it wasn't growing in. I was a retarded 16 year old. I didn't even use tweezers, I used the pliers from a multitool.


Personally I just use some chink shit safety razor from aliexpress and grorius nihon katana steel Feather blades. I tried others but they just cut my face while somehow leaving the hairs intact. Ignore the memes. Feather is best for cutting hair but not skin. Wilkins or whatever brand it is with the crossed sabers is the absolute worst, worse than Gillette even. Fuck shaving cream too. I found some dainty girl bodywash that is mostly oil. Oil hydrates skin and tells hair to fuck off better than whatever the fuck is in foam. I tried the meme brush and soap but it just dries the skin. It did smell lovely though.

I don't shave. I always keep a five o'clock shadow. It makes me look older.

>>35312070
>tfw use literally the exact same razor in pic and barbasol cream
Are you me?

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>>35316184
>6 blades

>>35311330
I don't shave at all, I don't even trim. I have a massive unruly hobo beard instead. Despite this I managed to get a job somehow, I don't know why they didn't chuck me out as soon as I arrived for the interview.

>>35311594
I do that do, it's faster than conventional shaving.

>>35316084
Are you not allowed to use wallets and knives where you're from? In Dixie it's a common expression to say a man isn't dressed unless he has his knife on him. It's no more badass than a phone or sunglasses.

>>35312070
>>35316590
My long lost brothers?

>>35316355

I dry shave mine. My scrote hairs are almost white so we should be sack hair twinkies. It's counter-intuitive but you want them drawn up, not taut. I cut myself when I try to do it wet and spread. It's not perfectly smooth but feels nice to rub. Fuck clippers though. I got the philips norelco bodygroom pro. It damn near scalped me. I didn't know nuts could bleed that fucking much. It's fine for chest and arms but don't even think of pointing one at your taint or balls.

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Why, I use a Gillette fusion mach 3 pro turbo ultimate xtreme 4000, now with racing stripes, sleek aerodynamic desgign and 15 blades to give the closest shave known to man of course.

Anything other than a straight or safety razor is fag tier

>>35312303

>nair

That shit gave me chemical burns all over my hands.

>>35317009
Yeah nair is garbage, it burned my legs and didn't even remove any hair.

https://www.fasttech.com/products/1520605

Anyone use this model?

>>35316703
>pretending that walking around with a cs:go knife is normal
please stop trying so hard

>>35311330
Infrequently

Can we talk about pubic hair in this thread? I've literally never shaved my pubes and I'm 20 years old. Where the fuck do I start?

>>35317705
>Where the fuck do I start?
Shave the dick first

>>35317705
Buy clippers, and run a #4 through your bush

>>35317705
just dont use scissors like a retard. get a cheap electric beard trimmer and put on the lowest size attachment and just buzz it off. don't bother fully shaving it, too much effort. if you want to shave your balls, pinch and pull the skin out and then shave it, makes it easier.

also you are probably going to itch like a mother fucker so get some anti itch lotion or powder or something

When i first started growing facial hair i used to be afraid of using a razor so i used these shitty little grooming scissors. It probably looked terrible but i was too autistic to care.

Now i use the cartridge jew. I shave every couple of days.

>>35311330
pic related
I use canned foam at uni, shaving soap when home

>>35317705
Get a personal grooming trimmer. I wouldn't recommend a full size trimmer because with the lowest attachment you can easily catch your ball skin in the blade. Trust me it is not pleasant.

Also if you haven't ever trimmed you're going to be itchy as fuck.

>>35312114
Exactly the same as me, I have pretty pathetic facial hair growth so I just do that every few days in between poor attempts at growing a facial hair style.

>>35316658
Maybe you're beard isn't that bad and you really impressed them with other aspects of your appearance, as well as your presentation and personality.

If you got a job with a hobo beard, then you should be damn proud of yourself.

>>35316355
I use Wilkinson's Sword disposable for the balls.
I've been shaving my balls for so fucking many years... can do that shit with my eyes closed no problem.

I just use a buzz cutter with a number 1 guard. Is that extremely weird? Even a buzzer with no guard works fine. There's no point in having a perfect clean shave when I am not handsome or feminine looking.

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>>35311330
Tweezers. It takes a while but it feels incredibly satisfying.

>>35319395
I've liked the Astra Platinums for my face; minimal irritation on my constant problem spot. I can't shave my pubes; both times I've ever tried it was phenomenal for about 2 hours.

Then I got such bad irritation and ingrown hairs, it looked like I had a full blown herpes outbreak. So now I just use a bear trimmer without a guard to get as close as possible.

>>35319610
Doesn't that damage your hair follicles?

>>35319799
Depends if there's blood at the end of the hair, I believe. If it's just a white bulb then I think the hair will grow back. Can someone confirm?

>>35319799
It grows back, so I guess not.

>>35319845
>>35320104
Of course they'll grow back, but I mean gradually over time as you pluck the hairs out repeatedly. I've heard that epilation, which is basically automated tweezing, wears out your follicles over time the more you use it, causing hair to grow back thinner or just stop growing altogether.

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>>35311330
>25
>facial hair amounts to shitty spaced out pubes
>shave
>face gets irritated as fuck and the acne that is everywhere glows bright red
it doesn't matter what product I use
I really hate my body

>>35320204
What razor do you use?
Do you shave with or against the grain?
What shave lubrication do you use?
Do you use an aftershave?

>>35320257
harrys
with
no lube
i moisturize afterwards because the perfumes in aftershaves irritate the shit out of my skin

>>35312204
lots of girls are into body hair, even if you think it's gross there's a good chance it'll be viewed as manly.

>>35320204
Sounds like you need to change your diet and start moving your body, fatty

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>>35320432
lol just wash ur face rite?
epic my friend

>shaving
shiggy diggy doo

>tfw your dad never taught you how to shave

>>35320608
>tfw no dad to teach you how

Doesn't matter, learned on my own.

>>35320608
I know this feel.
Took me several years to know it's with the grain, then against it. Not the other way around.

>>35311330
>wash face with soap
>rinse face
>spread shaving cream over my lower face and upper neck
>shave face first
>i have a somewhat prominant adams apple and it happens to be my ultimate "squeamish" spot
>so i reach behind my head and pull the skin on my neck to the side so I can shave it easier
>repeat on other side, creating an overlap in the razor path
>rinse with water
>apply aftershave
>done