How can I come across as a college educated individual if I've

go to college, I'd assume

Just talk about how white men should be punched in the face and how Trump is literally Hitler and how one day there will be no religion and no countries and no genders and so on.

>college educated

Sounds like a buzzword. You either appear intelligence or you don't, OP. And even if you go to college and walk around with a copy of your degree, if you appear like a mouth breather, people are going to assume you're one

>>35311008
Pretend you studied liberal arts. When someone mentions any social or political issue take a deep breath and proceed to call it "a very complex issue". If someone offers their views call them "problematic" and refer to Foucault (pronounce it Fuck-O, don't include an actual reference. Just mention the name)

Find a particular leftie ideology and comment everything from this perspective. If Marxist- just keep mumbling stuff containing words such as "economy," "ideology" and "capital."

Look a bit depressed, act a bit self-centered (shouldn't be tough for anyone on this board)

That's it.

>>35311008
read a lot of real books

you'll end up more educated than most graduates

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Just say you studied a normie degree like business or some sort of art. When people bring up politics just act like you're very far left. Try to be offended at everything.

>>35311008

mention chipotle alot

>>35311008
Respond instinctively, don't ever let there be a half second lull in the conversation. Whenever someone takes any amount of time to respond I get bored and think they're unintelligent.

Every conversation has purpose and make sure you have a driving reason for what you want to change about your opponent(s), and demand control of the conversation.

Read Proust

>>35311057
This, unironically. College education is a meme nowadays.

>>35311192
>business
what if they ask me about the marginal rate of substitution?

Do employers even ask to see a diploma when you put down your education on a resume? Could I fake having a degree?

>>35311218
people like you are transparent and not worth talking to

>>35311259
It's going up with the free derivatives, but it all depends on the Dickson's integral and the liquidation of managed assets.

>>35311008
There is no such thing as appearing college educated. If you wanna sound well read, read a lot, learn about abstract concepts and scholarly topics like philosophy, sociology or linguistics.

>>35311403
>There is no such thing as appearing college educated

I think the end game of contemporary college education in many places today is exactly this: to make students "appear (sound) college educated" and involves little scholarly study.

So, don't discourage the man! This is actually the perfect time to emulate college education through bluffing. I'm confident he can do it. Just follow my instructions brah. >>35311158

>>35311008
It's a mixture of attitude and having general knowledge. Majority of normies are dumb and impressionable.

Back when I cared about social interactions people regarded my as some sort of genius, when in reality I have just slightly above intelligence.

>>35311278

This is a really interesting question. Does anyone have an answer?

>>35311008
Learn to speed read.

Then read books on whatever subject interests you.

>>35312773
They do in Poland.

Read buzzfeed, talk about privilege, answer every criticism of your beliefs by claiming the opposing party is ignorant.