Why do white people age so badly?

Will doesn't look bad. Though I would've never guessed the other two would be in their forties.

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>comparing anyone to asians

Those motherfuckers stay in their forties until they're like 70, and suddenly collapse into droopyskinned canecrumblers

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>>35310408
le cherry picking

>>35310408
Jared Leto
remember to sage racebait

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>>35310500
Le outlier

>>35310408
Shit dude, those guys on the left look like they're in their 30's at the latest, although if I had to guess independently I would say late 20's.

>>35310408
A pal of mine told me whites don't have to use lotion.

I'd guess not using lotion leads to having more aged looking skin.

Could have something to do with the sun too.

>>35310733
>not using lotion

Their second biggest downfall

>>35310408
Are minorities really so insecure that they need to cherry pick shit like this? Does this help them sleep at night?

>>35310733
Is this a meme or do shitskins really use lotion?
Kinda sounds gay, but it might explain why you guys have higher prevalence of homosexual behavior.

>>35310851
>>35310851
>ya'll niggers are gay
Heh Kay lad
And yes lotion is good, whites don't realize it since their skin doesn't clearly crack when its dry
Try pure glycerin on he skin after drying from a bath
Cured my acne

>>35310548
Charlie Sheen does an absurd amount of drugs and has HIV

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>>35310733
Yep. For some reason white guys DON'T use lotion. I don't know why. Some guys just don't know that it's a thing you can do, and others insist that it's gay or "for women." Which is weird, because I have no idea how not having dry skin has anything to do with sexuality and literally nobody sees you put on lotion in the privacy of your own bathroom/home anyway.

>>35310851
Lel, no wonder girls don't find you lot unattractive.

>>35310991
Attractive*

Originalpastamonsters

>>35310733
>>35310962

Bill Burr did a sketch on it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJphD0sg1I

>>35310408
It's called 'give and take'...

It's part of the price we pay for being superior....

Ever seen an old looking subprimate ?

EGG ZACK LEE

>>35310408
cocaina

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>implying will ferrell ever looked handsome

>>35310904
>>35310991
Why the butthurt?
I didn't call you guys gay, but it's scientifically proven blacks and arabs like sucking dick more than whites.
Data also shows white people are more sought after.
Must suck to have so few achievements you take offense to general trends about your race. I can't imagine being offended if you told me cumskins are more often into cuckoldry, because it doesn't concern me personally.

The funniest part ?

I'm old as fuck, and wrinkled like a rectum....

And I've ALWAYS got girls by the bucket load...

No shit...

I've fucked almost SIX HUNDRED WOMEN AND YOUNG GIRLS...

And I'm NOT exaggerating

Not at all..

I've fucked all kinds, the yellow niggers known as 'Asian girls', Swedish, German, Irish... All of them

All of them except for niggers

Gross

I've had SO MANY teenaged chicks literally ASK ME to fuck them, you wouldn't believe it... Tons of them.

When I got out of prison for aggravated assault four years ago, the hottest fucking 15 year old you've ever seen literally THREW HERSELF AT ME. She basically raped me, and begged me to marry her. 100% TRUE.

And right now?.. Right now I'm 53teen years old, and I look every minute of 100 years old...some people 'burn their candle from both ends'... I microwaved mine.

I look like a leather bound book. I also have a hot as shit GENIUS wife who's almost 20 years younger than me.

She was a 'lipstick lesbian' for 11 years, until she met me... That speaks VOLUMES.... these days, Wendy helps me fuck other chicks.

Q: what good does 'looking young' do for an ape ?

It's not like you're going to get laid, or anything

Not even once

So enjoy your monkey melanin...

>>35310408
The flame that shines twice as bright burns half as long.

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Friendly reminder that nobody actually chases white people that post on r9k

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>>35311435

Yeah, right...

All I know is I'm probably three times older than you, look like I'm 100, and I'm still waking up next to a hot piece of ass EVERY MORNING and fucking the shit out of her

You ?...

You're still developing excuses to explain your inability to get your first gf to your disappointed parents

BTW

When I was a stripclub DJ one night alone I simultaneously fucked SEVEN CHICKS all by myself

S E V E N

again

I FUCKED SEVEN HOT CHICKS ALL BY MYSELF... SIMULTANEOUSLY

,(And that was just one night out of approx 3,650 nights I was a DJ)

did I mention that Wendy actually helps me fuck other girls ?... Wendy's in my pic

So...

You were saying....

The flame that shines WHAT ?....

lol you inverted nipple flaming faggot

>>35311601
thank you anon. this makes me love my asian gf even more

>>35311601

That's odd

Because I'm human (Caucasian)

and I have my hands full with the pussy I juggle

It appears that once again (as always) you were wrong.

Tell us how many girls have literally walked up to you and ASKED YOU TO PLEASE FUCK THEM

I'm waiting

>>35311394
repressed homos like you are the worst.Go fuck a dude already while you still got the freedom , day of the rope is coming soon

>>35310962
Feels gross to leave a trail of slime on everything I touch like a slug, would rather be a bit dry here and there.

>>35311697
degenerate scum fuck racemixer

>>35311736
are you literally unironically autistic or are you schizophrenic

>>35311697

You might as well....

Everybody else already did.

Asians are yellow niggers

But of course you're already aware of this

(If you've ever seen her nasty purple vagina and pitch black nipples)

Oh.....

I'm sorry

Well, maybe one day you will

And you'll realize I was correct
Asians are space niggers

So... You don't mind her stench of fermented cabbage ?

>>35310408
Wow 40 year old asians and poos look like little boys
What a thing to brag about

>>35311424
dylan roof did a good job removing a few of those apes from Earth

>>35311772
Lol @ your complete lack of actual clinical knowledge, understanding, or ability to correctly define AUTISM or SCHIZOAFFECTIVE DISORDER

it's okay

Maybe one day you'll find a job as a janitor

>>35311683

Bla bla bla

Who cares. Life is easy if you're born a Chad. We all know.

Stop bragging. It's boring. You didn't earn it.

>>35311763
>he actually gives a shit about this

wew

>>35310733
>>35310754
>>35310962
Am I really supposed to use lotion?
like what kind?
I always get nervous walking by it at the store because people are gonna be like "damn that guy jerks off a lot"

LOTION :

typical niggerific idiotic bullshit

HINT: the only 'active' ingredient in lotion is the UREA

UREA is the poisons in your blood

UREA is URINE

stupid nigger

The triethylamine is a carcinogenic chemical that breaks down the molecular integrity of your cells

Brilliant

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>>35311697
>gook lover

christ this board really did hit rock bottom

>>35311828
Pls stop posting here johnny. You are just so fucking terrible, nobody wants to read this shit. Even if I believed any of it.

>>35310962
white poeple didnt know how to bathe up until the 13th century when the moors thaught them

they are savages

>>35311898
>Anti-asian poster
>Person doesn't even look Asian

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AGAIN :

you young bucks can't get laid, and are too afraid of rejection to attempt a big maneuver in your life success area

Meanwhile, I'm old as shit, look 100 years old, and have gotten more pussy than all of you put together squared... I also ALWAYS get chosen over other candidates when I want an art gig....

So....

What good is youth when you never used it ?

You're going to be my age soon

And still be an empty vessel

>>35311898
It's absurd how hard they tried to make asians look bad in this pic. They tried so hard that it looks more like an albino black person than asian.

To be honest though if you think this board was ever about race you're probably just another /thedonald faggot from /pol/.

>>35311847
Lol @ confusing ME with Chad

Hahahahaha

>>35311996

Yeah no shit. You were born with a Chad's face. That's tutorial mode of life.

When are you gonna stop pretending you would have had that life if you had Rick Moranis's face/build?

>>35312016
CORRECTION :

ASIANS ARE INDEED ALBINO YELLOWISH NIGGERS

LOOK CLOSER AT ONE

YOULL SEE IT

>>35312074

If this is you:

>>35311996

You look like a protoypical aging Chad.

You don't think we already know how easy Chads have it? We talk about it every day on here. You're not adding anything new.

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>>35311972
not everyone here is a disillusioned weeb faggot.Asian women arnt some crown jewel , they are no better than the western whores you fags complain about all day.Except perhaps even more narcissistic and borderline lifeless half the time
You faggots never had to live in the east , if you did you would appreciate what you got handed to you

>>35312116

Dude... I'm ugly as fuck

And I used to be THE original beta

I was morbidly obese, and consumed with introverted fear of rejection

I made YOU look like George clooney

Then one day I stopped making excuses

I modified my behavior

However, I'm ugly and I'm so old I resemble my own butthole

>>35312183
Can confirm, Asian female superiority is a fucking meme

>>35312144
AGAIN:

you're mistaken

It's really just that simple

Because of the sun meme

>>35312194

If that's you you were never ugly. Good bone structure. Fat Chads still do well. As long as you are tall and have good facial/body bone structure which you have you will succeed.

It's not impressive. You're top 5-10% physically. ie. Typical Chad.

I've fucked several different variations of Asian girls, and they all had the same traits

Disgusting and embarrassing in retrospect

Cold emotionless insects

Smelled weird

Gross

Yellow niggers

Stupid

Unrelatable

Boring

Gross as fuck

>>35312237
Okay whatever you say

You are basing your erroneous opinion on one deceptive pic

You're missing the whole point

The real question is:

Why do niggers age so STUPIDLY?

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>>35312301
>>35312215
>>35312183
>>35312016
>>35311972
>>35311898
Friendly reminder that everyone who obsesses over asian women because muh anime are exactly like vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

>>35312333

Since you don't mind posting your pic then, show a simple honest picture of you then.

You have a symmetric face, strong jaw, strong brow, good skull shape, good nose, and you had a great hairline before it started receding.

You could EASILY still work in hollywood with that face. You look like the typical Grizzled Military/Mercenary archetype, or the Boss Bad Guy in an action movie.

Why do Mexicans age at all ?

They should all be aborted

Why do Asians age so insectly and worthlessly?

Lmfao all these butthurt cavebeasts itt

>>35310548
Sheen literally has HIV and still looks better than that egg-headed nigger

Lmfao at Johnny Neptune pretending to be ugly when he looks like he could be in an endless number of Hollywood movies.

>>35312377
I just got done wiping my phone so I'm looking for one but I'm helping my wife

I'll try in a minute

>>35312525

You could just have her take one of you with your camera phone in 5 seconds and post that.

Don't post a selfie - they're too prone to lens distortion.

>>35311963
And as seen in this post niggers still don't know how to spell no matter how much white people try to teach them.

>>35310464
This is literally racism

>That White guy looks like an average White guy
>Those non-White guys look better than an average White guy would look at that age.

>>35312668
>biology is racissss!!!

Dumb white posters

>>35310408

Ruling the world and inventing everything is hard work.

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Here you go

I told you so...

However, it's important to remember that I EARNED EVERY ONE OF MY WRINKLES, the hard way

This is what happens when you live your life at 5,000 MPH 24/7

and I have no regrets

None

These are the same ugly features the hot as shit 15 year old girl begged to marry herand she was SO FUCKING HOT

by Hollywood standards

And YES I tore her to pieces

Then I met Kirsten, the German artist, then Wendy so....

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What I'm trying to say is :

You can get what you want

SELF CONFIDENCE

>>35311424
>t. weaponized autism

>>35311760
this desu, I hate the feeling of lotion even to protect my pasty white skin from the sun. would rather burn.

>>35310408
Don't pick on Will

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>>35312183
Who ever said anything about Asian women? I was talking about Asians in general. I wasn't even directly talking about them, I was explaining what they are not.

How the fuck did you understand "Asian women are the best" from "Asians aren't niggers like said in this pic"? Are you that fucking alone, anons?

Also >>35312183, I live in the East. I literally live in the Asian continent. I'm literally "Asian" except the chink eyes. You should stop generalizing people just because you can't get tighteru pusseru.

>>35312976
>>35313042
What's your concoction of mental illnesses Johnnyboy? At least your age somewhat explains the retarded way you communicate over text.

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>>35312976
Now last week, I was watching TV, and I saw a 53 year old man....with more loose skin than a Shar Pei puppy, come out here and try to say he's still the man! And you belong here in /r9k/, because /r9k/ sucks! And so do you! Me? I'm just going to stay right here, in the NWO for life!

>>35313504
Lol you actually watch WRASSLIN' ?!!! hahahaha no wonder girls laugh at you

Q: of all the tight underwear excuses you make for watching WWE, who has your favorite penis to stare at ?

GOOD NEWS :

the WWE just announced that they actually have ONE heterosexual wrasslin' fan

That means there's a one in SEVEN BILLION chance that the WWE betafag is actually straight

Hey....

It's better odds than he had five seconds ago

>>35313847
You're not funny Johnny, go back to doing meth

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>>35313042

You look like attached. It's a manly ugliness mostly due to your aging and baldness.

You were undeniably a Chad in your youth and the Chad genetics are still evident.

>>35313218

And your age explains why you've never been in bed with a sex partner (a female one)

....hold on.....

No it doesn't.....

I was wrong

I was younger than you when I FUCKED the seven strippers all by myself simultaneously

So okay....

Maybe your age has nothing to do with your sexual inabilities

Then would you mind explaining it ?

>>35310548

For a junkie with AIDS, Charlie Sheen looks great.

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yeh,

white people age terribly.

>>35313882
Hahahaha
!!!

Yes I DO

I actually DO

thank-you

That's one of THE best analogies of me I've ever seen

*stands and applauds*

Bravo, man !!!

Bravo !!!

I love it

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>>35310548
>muh outliers
>has to use HIV+ turbo cokehead as a example that doesn't even look that bad
Was this a joke?

>>35313965

Okay, so stop pretending you know what it's like to be actually physically unattractive. That's not real "ugliness".

That's manly Chad ugliness. No shit you got life on easy mode.

>"White people age badly."
>Posts a Jew.

This thread is allegedly about white people aging worse than (I presume) niggers

We all know any species other than Caucasians are inherently niggers

My point is clear :

YES....

YES we age worse than the niggers

Of course

But the REAL point is THIS:

we are superior...
In every way

And even when you look 100 years old like me

I still get more pussy to this day than you ever have or ever will

So Dear Youthful Niggerlip Monkeys

Enjoy your empty youth

I outshine you in every way, except the greasy skin thing

I'm proud to have aged this way

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>46
OP is just a cherry picking faggot

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>>35311683
You're not refuting it, Johnny Autism

You never burned bright at all. You desperately cling to the """prestige""" of doing some doodles from ZZ top and DJing for some hole in the wall in the 80's.

And then you have to come to 4chan's neckbeard loser board to feel any sort of sexual achievement, because everyone else in the real world has fucked more than you ever will.

Your life is a joke, Johnny

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>>35314089

You wouldn't have had any of this if you looked like pic related.

>>35314065

Dude, not only am i ugly in the face, I was also born with a birth defect known as Poland's Anomaly...

My body is just as fucked up as my face

The point is : looks obviously ARENT the factor people assume that they are

If looks mattered, I'd be watching WWE right now, staring at men's penises, and trying to suggest that I wasn't gay

>>35314089
What did this Johnny Neptune white trash Chad do to you that you feel the need to come here and role play as him? Do you think anyone actually believes this bullshit?

>>35310408
I read its because the sun combined with excessive drinking really fucks up their skin.

http://m.topix.com/forum/atlanta/TE9I61RG8V06F33Q7

Is Johnny literally /our guy/?

>>35314214

So that's why you post here. Who cares about Poland Syndrome. It's all about the face. You aren't ugly when you admittedly look like a comic book hero. This >>35314149 is ugly.

>>35314146

Lol your assumption that Warner Bros. Recording Division and The Gold Club & Tattletales are 'holes in the wall' is ALMOST as uneducated in appearance as your incessant inability to use quotation marks correctly...

PAY ATTENTION, niggerbrain

Okay...

There are SINGLE QUOTATION MARKS

and there are DOUBLE QUOTATION MARKS

they each have a different, specific purpose

....purposes you're too dumb to comprehend

However, there's NO SUCH THING AS TRIPPLE QUOTATION MARKS

and if there were, only a faggot would use them

So every time YOU, Mr. Triple Quotation Mark Sissyboy type, you simply cannot refrain from typing ''''''too many''''' QUOTATION MARKS, which is how everyone identifies you as 'the uneducated guy who thinks he can diminish the importance of Warner Bros Records just because I worked for them through the 80s and 90s

Are you SO young and uneducated that you think the 80s and the 90s were 'ancient history' ???

Hahahaha

Idiot

>>35310962
My skin's greasy enough. I wash my face to dry iy out in the shower, especially my nose. Why would you want to be greasier still? Black girls' lotion smell is decent though.

>>35314306
I wrote that article myself, as a way to weed out people who take everything too seriously.

It's worked better than expected

And I'm nobodies

I'm not even 'mine'

>>35314269
For me

It was burning my candle so God damn hard

24/7

Literally

Around the clock nonstop
At 5,000 MPH
I've still never slowed down

Not even now

I never have slowed down

I don't know how to

That

And the sex and drugs

And having loved ones murdered and commit suicide

And I died five times
Really I did

The last time was on an operating table

100% true

I've never actually truly 'recovered' after the operating table coronary

That was awful

But yeah

The sun and drinking ?

Good theory

I guess

>>35314306

Although I'm not your guy

I actually WAS you once

I was
That's why I'm here

That's why I admire you guys
But I mask it with insults

Insults that you guys need
And you can handle

I handled them too
It's okay

I know your inner plight in many ways

And it's okay

>>35314076

Jews don't age badly because they look bad their whole life.

>inb4 pictures of attractive jewesses who've had 3 nose jobs, breast implants, lip implants and a face lift

>>35314473
UREA : Google it

The next time you see someone applying lotion, tell them what you discover after googling urea

Because UREA is the ingredient in lotion

And they get the urine from slaughtered, tortured, murdered cows....

And yes

Eating meat is disgusting

You want a chick ?....

Be kind to animals

Youll see

YOU GUYS WANT GIRLS ?

stop thinking it's all about YOU

it's also about the other you

Go save an animal

Go get a pet

Your inner happiness is what's magnetic to women

Not self doubt

Be kind to animals

And that'll bring you a girl

But no rush

Desperation isn't 'hot'

Take life easy and slow

And while you wait for HER to find YOU

youll be happy

Being kind to animals

>>35313951
Is that Poseidon?

shitskin doesnt look that young.
Asians always look super young. That's just the way they are. It's why you have to be careful not to hit on asian girls that are too young even though they might be like 27 and just look 16.
shit skins dont age better than white people
everyone else ages normally. it's just the asians that age slowly

>>35314869
Isn't it ironic how much the pic resembled 'Neptune'?

Not to be narcissistic, but I think it was Freudian on the anon's part

>>35314441
>>35314592
>>35314659
>>35314713
>>35314789
>>35314865
Is this a shitposter from another dimension

>>35314713
>I actually WAS you once

You were a short, actually ugly (and not movie ugly) Indian guy once?

>>35314001
What's your point faggot? If anything that's even better evidence

>>35315012

Hey...

My name is Johnny.
Nice to meet you.

You seem pretty smart
But I think you missed something

About Asians aging slow

You're right

But you're wrong

They are 'hot' forever

Unfortunately, that 'forever' ends at age 24, at which point they INSTANTLY become their grandmother's

At that point, they once again start aging slowly....

Staying 68 years old for the next 62 years

It's okay that you got one part wrong

I'll forgive you

Eventually

>>35315198
The fuck are you doing?

Post again in a non-soliloquy

>>35315257
Lol okay

Asian cunts SEEM hot

They're NOT

we've been programmed to 'think' they seem that way

They DONT

and although they SEEM hot, it's only until age 24

At which point you're fucking her 70 year old piece of shit grandmother

Trust me on this

I've nailed several Asian bitches and they're all alike

Like insects

They turn into their grandmother's
And stay that way for the rest of their lives

Why do pooskins always try to come up with retarded memes about white people? It's almost embarassing

>>35315562
Did we hurt your fee fees?

>>35310408
(((White))) people. that kike is a pathetic excuse for a comedian

>>35311424
>a hot as shit GENIUS wife who's almost 20 years yo

You sound a little too obsessed with "disproving" minorities.

What happened, whitie? Been noticing a few extra "brownskins" every year or so in your city?

How many kids do you happen to have? I BET you it's a big old ZERO

>>35312016
Fuck off chink-lover

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For sunscreen, use Biore Watery Essence. It doesn't make your skin feel greasy. Yes, I know I'm shilling, but it's the only one that works for me, and skin health is no joke.

>>35316977

I'm back, monkey lips

Hey

It's me....

I have a few children, yes....

Not the 27 kids that your species usually has, as a way to increase your food stamps

But a few....

Yep

Any other questions, Lipshine ?

>>35316270

The odd part (other than your 'hair' and keloids)/is that in real life, I really ONLY get along with the BRUTHAS and SISTAS

white people can be such dicks

And strangely, all my brutha & sista friends claim they ONLY get along with white folk

But let's be honest

You're no nigger

You're trying to be one

But you aren't capable of pulling it off

I doubt you're human (Caucasian)

But you're no nigger

You're a worthless little nobody either way

But not a nigger

>>35311760
Lotion absorbs pretty quickly. I never feel "slimey" after applying lotion. It's a cream, not a layer of grease.

>>35311853
Any kind. Just walk into the skincare aisle at CVS or something and pick something out that looks good. They even make "male-marketed" lotion now. Gold Bond and Eucerin make pretty good lotions in a variety of thicknesses (light vs. thick lotions for drier skin).

>>35314473
Lotion doesn't make you greasy dude.

Okay

My attention span faded a long time ago on this thread

I've been playing with my cat Lux and my wife Wendy

I even fell asleep for about 15 minutes there

The sleep was nice

I might try to fall asleep again

Be well....

>>35317405
Obviously, lotions 'benefits' haven't worked all that well for you

No gf

Might as well just use it to Jack off

Let's just be honest

You've spent all that money, trying to make yourself into a beauty queen, but you can't find a 'Prince charming' or a glass slipper, let alone a chick that will fuck you

I hear lotion makes masturbation feel more like actual sex with another human being

Get your money's worth, dude