Well? What's your retort?

>>35311317
smart nerd gay jerk

>>35311317
I'm not handsome, smart or nice, but I'm still gay.

>>35311317
Obviously the inner sectors of the Venn diagram are negative but I fail to see what's so bad about bein such a nerd xd.

>>35311317
I don't think anyone nice would be dumb. It's the super masculine caveman guys who are dumb

also
>nerd is bad

>>35311342

came here to say this.

also how exactly is "nerd" a negative? is that the polite euphemism for "ugly"?

All this proves is that women will never be satisfied.

>>35311342
this to be quite honest

>>35311373
yes, ugly low test beta nerd is indeed bad

I'm smart, handsome and nice but I'm not gay :^)

>>35311317
The gay men I know are glorious bastards. Wouldnt class them as 'nice' at all.

>>35311396
Is this your first day on /r9k/?

Nerd = Creep in woman speak

I'm smart and nice but I reject everything that normies would classify as "nerdy"

>>35311317
>be gay
>see diagram
>get three compliments
i guess my retort is "thank you" :)

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>>35311410
low test guys are actually better looking

>>35311396
>is that the polite euphemism for "ugly"?
My interpretation of this graph is that it's the best kind of ugly you can be, that is, you have all the desirable traits a woman wants except the looks

>>35311317
as a handsome and smart man I can confirm that I am an asshole. I see nothing wrong with this.

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I am robot, as well as dumb.

>>35311317
>nerd
this is correct.
t. 3/10 anon with physics degree.

>>35311317
I'm a jerk, wooooo

I realized that about myself a while ago.

i'm smart and a jerk, but not handsome

diagram fails, let's go home

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sdgfnhwqsagd

>>35311503
Feels like being Dr. House

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>>35311317
Women:
>Pretty
>Smart
>Nice

>Pretty + Smart: Hates you regardless
>Pretty + Nice: Hates you regardless
>Nice + Smart: Hates you regardless
>Pretty + Smart + Nice: 2D (or hates you regardless)

>>35311558
>2D
When this meme will die?

I'm not handsome but I'm still a jerk.

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>>35311531
dasfad

>>35311317
I am a jerk?

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>>35311614
>implying you're handsome

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>>35311531
I made it better, for you

>>35311581
Would you be a jerk if you were handsome?

>>35311317
what if my manic-depressive manners make me both a jerk and a nice guy? Does that just even out at "gay" or can I still go for the nerd option if I sell my overly-analyzing nature as intelligence ?

>>35311317

The only reason that women think that gay men are the best is because a gay man is a man with a female wired brain.
Female sexuality and lust for a partner, is intellectual (mostly in her head)
Prove me wrong.

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>>35311317
>you're not smart, handsome or nice
>mfw there is nothing to insult

>>35311317
Fucking roasties get out and stop posting your normie propoganda.

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>>35311317

I'm gay, and trust me, there are PLENTY of fags who are none of the three.

>>35311506
This is more accurate, add dumb in there too

>>35311827
>Female sexuality and lust for a partner, is intellectual (mostly in her head)
>Prove me wrong.


10/10 bait, made me respond

>>35311317
Looks like women need to date nerds.

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>>35311827

Actually, the reason obsess over gay men is that "you always want what you can't have". They don't fetishize over the creepy, older, fat, or NEET gay men (of which there are just as many proportionally as straight guys), just the fun, hunky ones. And the fact that they can't have them drives them bonkers.

Similarly, gay men always seem attracted to straight guys...you always want what you can't have.

>>35311317

>overlap (dumb) the opposite of an outer venn circle (smart)

a woman must have made this

>>35311900
>Looks like women need to date nerds.

They're already doing that. They're sucking off liberal arts Chad who shared a fake Einstein quote on his Facebook wall as we speak. Contrary to this bait, female partner selection is based entirely on appearances and pretense. Their ability to "read people" or their famous "emotional intelligence" is pure myth and fiction created to euphemise this truth.

>>35311925
>gay men always seem attracted to straight guys
Intentionally or unintentionally?

>>35311877

>implying female sexuality is not based in their head
To get a woman you need to be charismatic, confident, and socially outgoing.
I am not saying that women don't desire men on a purely physical level, but there is a mental connection that women have that men just don't.

Men's sexuality on the otherhand, is completely physical. Why do men go to strip clubs? Why do men fuck women with no thought for the consequences?
Because it is a base need. The need to see women in a sexual manner.

>>35311948
A woman did make it
It was your mom, that crazy shitposting woman

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>>35311317
>be nice, smart, and handsome
>go tranny
Take that, roasties.

Find the part of the Venn Diagram you prefer and go after it.
You want a smart guy you can have interesting conversations with? well, you might have to lower your standards on looks, and all of that. This isn't a science, you'll have a different experience with every person.

I'm pretty sure this is same for women, just replace "Nice" with "Not-Crazy" and "Handsome" with "Hot"

It's probably meant as a joke

>>35312035
>go tranny
That means you're gay. The chart is correct.

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>>35311968
This is backed by peer reviewed research

Women ARE aroused by hot looking men, but for a moment

Men continue to be enamoured with hot women LONG after she's left

Ever seen a hot guy with a slampiggy? It's because when LTRs are concerned a hot beta is still a beta (see /fit/). So a slampig will grudgingly accept his beauty as consolation for him being a little beta faggot. Sex for women is mental. She has to FEEL like he's an alpha male from his behavior.

>>35311968
>Why do men go to strip clubs? Why do men fuck women with no thought for the consequences?

I'll humor you.
Do women not engage in identical behavior ?

>>35312083

Exactly, based anon.
That's what people don't seem to understand. Women want to be tricked that their "man" is the best out there.
Women also don't want men at large to know this, as it would allow for easy abuse.

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>>35311317
I'm not handsome or nice but I got good grades most of my life so I guess I'm smart.

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>>35312095

>I am not saying that women don't desire men on a purely physical level, but there is a mental connection that women have that men just don't.
Consider yourself humored.

>>35312120
>Women want to be tricked that their "man" is the best out there
What?

>>35312037
Hot women tend to have psychological issues

>>35311317
Every shirt lifter I've met has always been an arse. No where close to nice or smart.

>>35312140
Why do women cheat?

>>35312134
What the fuck are you on about? It's the same shit you dumbass

>>35312120
>Women want to be tricked that their "man" is the best out there.
completely untrue

I've known a couple women who had terrible first relationships. They was fat, unpopular, had a shitty job, etc.. When they meet a tall strong, popular guy they tell him "oh, you're so much better than my ex was". They always go back to the ex

>>35312175
>Why do women cheat?
Disillusionment

>>35312175
to end the relationship

that or she's a straight whore

>>35312175
Because they want trade-up or they want a man who causes them to feel emotions (doesnt matter good or bad).

>>35312145

they arn't any crazier than any regular woman, their craziness is just expressed in different ways as selfish entitlement or paranoia due to being adored all their lives

>>35312178
ebin

>>35312195
Your statement just proved it was true. All you have to take into account now is the magical phenomenon of people liking stability.

>>35311968
>>Men's sexuality on the otherhand, is completely physical

>tfw tumblr brainwashed yet another anon

>>35312212
Close but not cigar
>>35312226
Yep, but why?
>>35312228
bingo

>>35312275
but still why they stay with abusive men? do they honestly believe that they can fix them?

>>35312175
Mostly because they're foul whores.

>>35312254
I think you're changing goal posts

>>35312257

>observing human sexuality
>tumblr

I think you might be confusing something here lad.
I'm an ethno-nationalist :^ )

>"men with traits I desire are all gay"
>"no this has nothing to do with my preferences"

What you don't get is that most women love to complain and getting attention. Saying that every good man is gay really means she's baiting someone to prove her wrong with catering to all her needs.

>>35311317
>tfw part of the gay master race
Enjoy your 2 or less qualities, heterofags.

I am an asshole

>>35312120
Women hate the idea of being "tricked" by a beta into spreading her legs.

She's expecting alpha male cum to fertilize her eggs so the idea of a beta making it past the screening process horrifies them.

The equivalent is the violent level of rage and disgust a man feels when he gets cucked.

>>35312314

>accounting for human conditioning is moving the goal posts.

>>35312306
I don't know why lad. My guess is that the abusive men are usually the chads etc.
Women naturally gravitate towards towards these types of men, it's no secret. It's like trying to understand why a fly gravitates towards a light bulb.
You know why, but it still doesn't solve the problem.

>>35312399
>Women hate the idea of being "tricked" by a beta into spreading her legs

the fact that they hate being tricked does not exclude the possibility that they still love being tricked. the human mind has both the conscious and the subconscious, you know. I think this applies to the female mind as well, but am not sure. Would need to run some tests.

>>35312419
It's Dark Triad - machiavellism, psychopathy and narcissism.

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>>35312175
Man cheats = Da pussy game was ridiculous

Woman cheats = She was trading up for a superior man

>>35311317
Im awful, ugly and stupid, what now?

>>35311317
I'm none of those things, just mediocre across the board

>>35312461
>Man cheats

Literally when does this ever even happen?

>>35312524
>Literally when does this ever even happen?
When you have practice gf or you suddenly realize getting with women is actually easy as fuck.

>>35312514
>I'm none of those things, just mediocre across the board


But that's EVERYONE, anon. You gotta give up this paradoxical exceptionalist notion of your own averageness because it's exactly that that separates your from the normies

A normie sees this chart and goes "Woo, oh boy, let's find out which one am I. I'm totally a nerd lol I like IFLS on Facebook. I'm also nice, that's a fact. Hmmmm..."

A Robot sees this and attempts to make a geometrically accurate analysis of his own character only to realize this task is too daunting and giving up by declaring himself average.

I'm starting to figure it out a bit in the past few months. LARPing is everything for normies, anon. I thought LARPing was the pinnacle of autism, but boy was I so wrong...

>>35312549
it's really not, and if it is you're a normie who can bond intimately with any random person

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>>35312195
You don't seem to get the difference between alphas and betas

MEN consider traits like being smart, loyal, kind, friendly, hardworking, stable, and generous "good".

WOMEN consider dark triad traits "good".

But culturally, women are followers by nature so they pretend to like the traits men consider "good". Chasing alphas is considered a "phase".

The wives of "boring" beta provider multimillionaires have run off with drug dealing alpha trash. It's not unusual.

>>35312601
men cheating usually involves only fucking as oppose to women cheating when she already has her next suitor.

>>35312624
expect those guys were by no means alpha

>>35312590

A more eloquent way of expressing "fake it till you make it" but yeah, 8/10

>>35312306
"I can fix him!" is nothing more self defense. A woman who openly admits she loves Dark Triad men will have committed social suicide.

Trust me. Cops are redpilled as fuck on women. You don't understand until you watch a woman with a black eye jump on your partner's back and choke him for daring to arrest "my ANGEL!" after she was the one who called the damn police to stop him from brutalizing her.

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>>35312461

Man cheats = trading up
Woman cheats = trading up

whats your point retard?

>>35311579
When it stops being true.

>>35312666
Pretty much

Men are polygamists because sperm is cheap

Women are hypergamus because eggs are valuable

>>35312728
>A woman who openly admits she loves Dark Triad men will have committed social suicide.
That's why women spout nonsense like they love nice guys while actually loving Dark Triad ones.
>jumping on back
I was talking more about her reasons staying with abuser.

>>35312666
he said getting a gf was easy
not fucking

>>35312742
For men it's not about trading up but about having a great fuck, no more.

>>35312794
If you fuck a good broad (not obvious slut or Stacy) there's a good chance of her becoming your gf if you pursue it.

>>35311317
You're ugly, stupid, and a jerk. You're also gay.

>>35312811

>what are practice gfs

Saying everything is black or white is stupid.

>>35312829
and finding someone worth pursuing is not easy

>>35312315
No seriously, men get tired of looks too

The vast majority of guys hate whores even when they're RIDICULOUSLY hot

It's no secret than psychology factors for both sides

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>>35312742
Nope

Men cheat because pussy feels good

If we could have all the pussies we would

>>35312832
That is a completely different thing. Men go into these relationships knowing that they aren't "real".
To women, all relationships are practice relationships.

>>35312789
If a woman doesn't immediately leave a man after he puts hands on her, she enjoys it

Assuming he's not forcing her to stay

>>35312811
>For men it's not about trading up but about having a great fuck

So trading up?

>>35312832
Practice gfs are a meme

>>35311317

Someone who is handsome, smart, and nice isn't gay. That would be a true alpha male.

>>35312886 see >>35312933

>>35312887
>Men go into these relationships knowing that they aren't "real"
Of course, which is eventually trading up. Just because we call it something else than what woman probably call it, doesn't mean it's any better.

>>35312922
>If a woman doesn't immediately leave a man after he puts hands on her, she enjoys it
That's a common knowledge.

>>35312933
women trade up, men just trade a lot.

>>35312959
funny how you missed the important part:
>To women, ALL relationships are practice relationships.

>>35312993
I didn't miss that important part at all friend.
Why would I refute something I agree with?

>>35312933
>So trading up?
No, having a great fuck

>>35313025
To men only certain relationships are. Note that 90% of men don't ever consider having a practice relationship because it is against their nature to do so.

>>35311317
I'm a little above average in looks, smarts and pretty nice. But then again im not a robot.

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>>35313046
>No, having a great fuck

Therefore trading up

>>35313124
You could have a sex with less attractive girl.

>>35313124
It's not about trading up or down or anything, the sex doesn't have to be better, the girl doesn't need to be hotter, the point is, unless a guy is 100% sexually fulfilled, if he's prone to cheat, he will with whatever opportunity he gets as long as it fulfills his minimal requirements.

>>35312858
Yeah, but not to the degree women do

Men ultimately want to have sex with lots of women, the prettier the better. And those women are all 100% loyal to him and nobody else.

Women want a dark triad warlord who makes her the chief wife in his harem. They wanna be Borte to Temujin.

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>>35312946
t. Tradcuck

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>>35313124
Nope

Men wanna juggle as many women as we can get

>>35311317
I'm a massive jerk and am not handsome at all

Explain that

>>35311317

>Spend decades shitting on nice guys
>Smart men realize there is no reward for being nice
>They become jerks
>Complain

>>35312175
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/women-are-genetically-programmed-to-have-affairs-evolution-university-texas-scientists-suggest-a7203501.html

Its evolution, originaihdadaewa

>>35311317
nice and smart are opposites, its true.

>>35311317
Opposite of smart is dumb
Opposite of nice is jerk

Opposite of handsome is nerd?????
The fucking females can't even say guys are hideous outright. Honestly should say <5'11'

>>35311317
Damn I guess I must be gay

>>35311317
I'm not nice, gay or handsome. What do I win, girlie girls?

>>35313742
>texas university scientists suggest

I see. I heard they also suggested you'll kill yourself in the near future. Don't just stay there if you want to give them some credibility.

>>35314290
Not an argument, redditor

>>35314337
There were plenty of arguments, you're just too retarded to see them. It doesn't matter, though. Stay retarded, it suits you. Have some 4chan gold.

>>35314465
Mad as fukkk

>>35311488
when you're not ovulating.

>>35311317
I guess Im a nerd by this... but i lean away from the nice side, as i have anger issues

Gays master race btfo heteros

>>35311957
Unintentionally

90% of my crushes are straight guys
(Or at least pretend to be straight)

>>35311373
>I don't think anyone nice would be dumb
You must be dumb. Plenty of idiots are good people.

>>35311317
>jerk, smart, gay, nerd

he's just gay

>>35311317
I wanna be dumb so badly

Just think about it, if you are nice and handsome chicks will live you and you are to stupid to be afraid of death or get bored all the time. So you get your self a wife and be happy because you cant think otherwise

What if I'm ugly, stupid and a dick?

>>35317607
You are still dumb. Just not the kind of dumb that attracts girls.

>>35311610
All women are CUNTS who have contributed almost nothing to society

>>35317681
I ment in the way the chart puts it

Being nice and handsome gets the pussy and you wont be bored or afraid

No wonder everyone thinks I'm gay.