How dose this picture make you feel /r9k/?

Why the fuck do they have towels in sauna? You go to sauna naked PERKELE

>>35310088
>How dose this picture make you feel /r9k/?

Like you're a faggot

>>35310109
different cultures? you faggot finns piss me off

>>35310088
It doesn't make me feel much, I guess I'd feel uncomfortable in his situation, but I doubt I'd ever be in it so I'm not fussed.

>>35310088
Really relaxed and satisfied, like after a good workout.

more of this and less of that faggot trap stuff tbqht

>>35310109
>look at me everyone im finnish sauna is literally the only culture we have so i cant shut my mongoloid mouth about it

>>35310251
>only culture
what about MAMMI though

>>35310088
S....
S...........
SPESS MARINES

>>35310088
>How dose this picture make you feel /r9k/?
I wanna be that boy in the center

>>35310313
This, so much. And the small guy is a remembrancer

What would you do if you were the guy in the middle?

>>35310088
so i'm assuming theyre going to fuck the shit out of him?

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>>35310088
Idk, if I ended up in a sauna filled with giants I'd probably have the same reaction. Not only dose the the guys head only come up to the bottom of their chests. His feet dont even touch the ground, while the big guys have to strech their legs outwards (their manspreading) and slant them outwards.

So assuming that the small guy is like 5'7" (Japanese average hight for men) then the sauna is filled with men who pass 8' easily, probably closer to 9' than 8'.

So yea. His freaked out reaction would basically be mine to. Then I'd ask them to take me away from shitty human civilization and try to find a qt giant chick. Maybe rub the giant on the rights belly a bit, if hes into that.

Does the next picture have him getting fucked?

>>35310588
If yes then c-can i have source?

>>35310534
lmao nerd alert

>>35310374
>>35310588
Thats vulgar. It's clearly just a depiction of some Icelandic men sharing a sauna with their 1/3 Swedish, 1/3 Norwegian, 1/3 Finnish friend!

>>35310088
What's the point of a sauna?

>>35310764
I would do everything >>35310534 said, he has a good noggin.

ESPECIALLY the belly rub

>>35311169
lmao eurobanter make me kek

I'm attracted to big guys like that. It makes me just wish I was that skinny guy, and I want to get fucked by them.

>>35311169

How many generations back do you have to go before you can get a heritage of 1/3rd from a conventional mother/father, grandmother/grandfather etc family tree?

>tfw no giant boyfriend to ride around like a war elephant

>>35311413
This has always been a question for me too.
Technically you can never be exactly 1/3 of an ethnicity. you can get really close to that amount, but it would never be exact.

>>35310088
A little unpleaseant

>>35310123
>Like you're a faggot

more specifically, OP has repressed sexual fantasies that stem from his own insecurities about self-image and have nothing to do with objective comparisons of body types.

Hint: It's much easier to be confident about your slim body if you don't regularly fantasize about big masculine or chubby men penetrating you whist making remarks about your own inadequacy.

>>35311485
>he'll never pick you up and sling you over his shoulder like a beloved towel whenever you're in danger and fight all the baddies for you, then when he's done have post-combat adrenaline fueled sex with you

>>35311744
I don't think you can have penetrative sex with him, if those guys dicks are proportional they're thicker than your thighs

>>35311776
We'd figure something out
We would never let our physical disparity get in the way of our love in the heat of the moment

>>35311932
I just realized you could probably sound him with your dick
>tfw no sub 960 pound pure muscle boyfriend's dickpussy to slam

>>35311932
>you will never hug-frot your giant bf's goliath sized manhood with you whole body as you tell each other sweet nothings.

>>35312014
god damn, you made me want to jack off now. i want to eat cum from these goliath cocks. my protein for the whole day.

>>35312293
Whatever you do, make sure you don't imagine his huge, calloused hand gently stroking your hair and patting your head as you stroke him off with your whole upper body.

>>35310088
As a manlet this is how I feel pretty much everyday.

>>35310088
As a fag who loves manly musk, my nose would be in heaven. That sauna would probably reek of sweaty, post workout giant.

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>>35312511
>tfw when I will never get man-slammed by two muscle studs. I want their cum in both ends.

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>>35313001
>headingsouth

He makes literally the lowest tier of bara art.

>>35310088
How many fucking calories does the left guy need to eat to sustain that body?