>drinking again

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>ate under 1500 calories today
>tfw ruined because drank almost 2000 calories

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>men should not exceed 3-4 units daily

>>35310338
i drink everyday. go ham young nigga

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>>35310455

I did too, which is how I got to 300 pounds and a fatty liver. But life is empty without drinking. I went 3 months after diagnoses without drinking then I started again over the holidays. Although I don't drink every day anymore, I drink 2 times a week. When I drink, I drink all day. So I'd drink the equivalent of 18-24 units. Basically 2-3k+ calories in alcohol alone. Plus 1k in food. Plus sitting on my ass on PC all day. I also smoke. I was already planning on killing myself but I figured I might as well enjoy myself and ruin my body before I go out. I'll definetly end it once my health gets too bad (e.g need transplant). That is, if I don't die in my sleep or have a stroke or heart attack or something.

I had half a liter of rum on friday, finished the other half last night, and now im tucking into some bottles of cider. Its not uncommon for me to drink an entire liter of sprits in one night. is this bad?

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>>35310387
>tfw less than 600 calories today so far
>tfw full

>>35310752

As an alcoholic, general rule is to not drink for two consecutive days. No matter how much you drink. Last thing you want is to become dependent or suffer acute withdrawals. You can go on 3 day binges, but don't make it a habit. I also drink about a liter too, if I drink liquor with diet soda. I give myself a 24-48 hour break between binges. Never had withdrawals in over 7 years when I tried to quit multiple times.

>>35310896
You are not an alchy if u do not drink everyday.

>>35310669
If you're going to drink at least have gin and slimline tonic.

>tfw keeping my shit in as long as possible to not feel hungry

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>>35310338
Drinking right now too, ran out of decent liquor, had to steal my sister's sissy flavored vodka. It's comfy drinking and playing games, I drink at work too, makes the day bearable. I hope I die soon.

>>35310432

Not only that but you're also recommended not to drink more than 1 unit an hour.

That won't even give the smallest of manlets a buzz. You might as well not even drink if you're restricting yourself to the medical recommendations

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>>35310915

I cut down from daily drinking because of my weight and fatty liver. But drinking a liter of liquor every other day isn't an alchy? Neat, thanks!

are you retarded?this isn't a competition you underage shit

>>35310669
>consuming beer and not whiskey
can you even fedora?

>>35311046

>implying I drink beer

nigga, what? where did I mention beer? I used standard units as a measurement you spaz. I drink the equivalent of that many units. I either drink malt liquor or cheap liquor. I usually go for the malt liquor because It's just down the street at the gas station and I can buy it earlier/later than liquor stores because liquor stores open at like 10 am and close at 9pm. I've done the math, I end up drinking the same amount of calories regardless of what I drink. I shave off about 100-200 calories with liquor. I don't drink beer anymore because I have to literally chug that shit. Too much liquid and makes me bloated. So I stick to 40oz, which is a little better than beer or sip on liquor. Same shit, really.

>>35310915

alcoholism is a spectrum

theres plenty of real-deal alcoholics that go 1 or 2 days without drinking now and again for various reason, it just that the majority of alcoholics are so cucked by the addiction that they literally have planned to never spend 1 minute of their lives sober no matter what

>>35311154

He's underage. Leave him alone. Any alcoholic with any sense left in him would know that there's research that proves that if you take at least a 24 hour break, you won't become dependent, or at least be at risk of deadly withdrawals. Who the fuck wants to die from alcohol withdrawal? Or end up taking benzos, which will fuck you up even more. I guess it's common with retarded normies that don't their research. If you do ANY drug, you have to do your research. Regardless if you just want to try it or are already addicted to it. Look up dependency, long term side effects, etc. I personally use alcohol because of it's availbility and I don't know any degenerates (have no friends desu) that deal drugs.

>>35310338
I just have an occasional Heineken I rarely drink more than two beers in a single secession.

>>35311046
I drink beer and whiskey at the same time.

>>35311320

What's the point of that? Don't say taste, at least if you were some hipster fag that drinks microbrews then you could use that excuse, somewhat. Everything tastes the same once you got a buzz going, which is why cheap shit is popular. But 1-2 heineken? Nigga what? That won't even give you a buzz. Maybe if you're 100 pounds. If you're going to do that, drink some red wine instead. Better for you.

>>35311388
>Everything tastes the same once you got a buzz going,
Not really. Tastes can become a bit muted but there's still going to be a huge difference between a stout, an IPA, and an AAL.

>>35311661

The bitter taste of drinking those is the best part. But drinking more than two is just a waste. It's like the bitterness is gone. Also, they're way more expensive. Fuck that. I fell for the IPA meme. They were good. If you're not an alcoholic. I'd buy 1 or 2 then the rest shit with highest alcohol I can get for the price.

>>35311767
>Also, they're way more expensive
Now you're speaking my language. I drink 2 "good" beers a day, and they're the first ones that I'll drink. After that, it's all adjuncts and cheap bourbon.

>>35310432
>tfw I drink twice of that

Who /bottleO'wineanight/ here?

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>>35311934
a bottle of wine is just enough for me to get tipsy. I have an issue where once ive got a buzz, i really really want to drink more. After i finish a bottle, i end up going to the store and buying some rum or vodka or sometihng.

pic unrelated, but i was making myself a ton of mojitos last night

>>35311995
why do you have two straws?

>>35312153
idk pal it just looked nicer i guess. i walked to the store in the rain to get some straws, so i might as well use them.

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Fellow drunkard here...

I can't make the pain go away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSoW6H5ViI

>>35312362

Cheer up. Listen to some vidya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1EGNaPTACc

>>35312249
that's really depressing anon

>>35312580
I don't know m8. This is the only vidya music I've listened to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-jaXmnbtcc

I'm with this now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_qdNfGbwb0

I usually drink high-quallity whiskey, rum or cider. But sometimes settle for some cheaper "cider"

be safe hydragnea

>>35312362
>not posting a song from Drinking Songs

Good taste either way anon, music may not take the pain away but it helps somehow

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>>35314106

Here you have
https://www.youtube.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_qdNfGbwb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZCKlsoLIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcj3qnG31gw (pic is wrong. it is drinking songs)

>>35314153
Noice. Have you listened to his Third Eye Foundation stuff? Here's one of the creepiest songs I've heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha7ZSkCDo38

I haven't drank since NYE. In one week's time I am going to have a two-day binge. Really looking forward to it but I also know it will fuck me up a bit. I just hope it doesn't ruin my diet progress. Two nights can't do that right?

>>35314323
Update: It's looking like I might actually have a three day straight binge. It's going to be amazing and terrible at the same time. Estimate 2 litres of vodka in that time

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>>35314227
Yep. I think I have listened to every mess Matt made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03tSKF8MNA4

Some "rare" ones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsnxvHaltbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWcSll1Yuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8fdT1u-HbI

(Less rare):
https://clyp.it/wlpajjcr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZM0a2kkgkI ("It's the price we pay... For this mess we made...")

pic pretty much related

How the fuck do you guys drink so much?

I used to drink Friday and Saturday now I can only do one and I can't drink as much as I used to.

I drink a pint of whiskey and a few beers last night at a party and I feel like fucking shit today. I also get terrible anxiety now when hungover.

I'm probably won't be fully recovered until Tuesday

>>35314408
Ah nice, I haven't listened to that much of his stuff so I'll check out the ones you posted. I'm also in Bristol so it's funny to hear songs like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZdYU07vZ6o

Also to keep it related to the thread, everyone post drinking songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NduqttXVKmA

>>35314507
hangover feels better than being sober

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>>35314619

I would like to visit Bristol. I am from Barcelona (Roastcelona)

Pic his is the place Matt once had from (apparently) a small label he owned

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>>35314619
>>35314754

Some of the surrounding places

>>35310338
>mfw I can feel and see my health declining beyond "lol I carry extra weight around"
>mfw I've been watching videos of people with cancer
>mfw I still can't stop drinking every weekend and binge eating bad foods half the week

>>35310338
There ain't nothing wrong with drinking.
I drink during my diet.
Can't do it any other way.
Lost 70kg.
Without Vodka I'd be dead meat.

>>35314754
Bristol's pretty great, definitely worth a visit.

As for the drinking I'm more of a Johnnie Walker man myself. Jack D isn't bad though

>>35314967

I wanted to try Jack D today. I'm familiar with Johnnie Walker :)

Jack Daniels tastes like bananas to me!

>The preparation
>Settling down, everything finally ready
>The journey from glass to the lips
>That first drink
>The incredible hit of dopamine at the cold liquor chills the throat

My ritual is this: I get the curtains drawn. I lock the door. I put on my onesie and dim the lights. I cue up an anime - something easy to watch, usually a magical escapist adventure. Then, it's a triple vodka and sour Rockstar. Then I just sit back and drink deeply, and for a while feel total bliss. It's more the brain chemicals than the alcohol chemicals I think but it feels amazing. A perfect moment.

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>tfw drank about 8 liters beer in two days
I was sober for a few weeks before

>Sitting in the dark
>want to drink while thinking of her

>Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
>Nothing's gonna take you from my side

I go through 2 sic-packs per week

I drink on Sunday nights and Thursday nights (because I work on the weekend and on Tuesday-Thursday)

Is this close to being an alcoholic? i don't remember the last time I had more than a shot of liquor and I haven't bought a handle of liquor since college. People tell me that drinking alone makes you an alcoholic but I never go out so I would have to either be sober or I am by definition an alcoholic right?

>>35314619
happy drinking song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPpGp_J3z2A

>>35316050
>People tell me that drinking alone makes you an alcoholic
I hate that meme so god damn much.

>>35314507
I've been drinking heavily for about 5 years now. Of course, during that period, there's times where I'll only drink a few drinks a night, some nights where I won't drink, but then there's times where I'll drink a fifth a night in about 90 minutes for a week straight.

Honestly, lad, I just keep drinking through it. It's to the point where I know if I'll feel sickly after I sleep. And if I get that feeling, I'll make sure to drink lots of water before I fall asleep.

And, regardless of how much I drink, I always start my day off with something high in electrolytes and relatively filling. Many people go to Pedialyte, Gatorade and Powerade. Personally, I lean towards V8.

For reference, I've been drinking for about 6 hours today. I've been up for about 6 hours today. Only had about 20 drinks, though.

Is it true that 1 shot of alcohol = 1 beer? What would 1 beer actually do for me? I know it won't get me drunk, but will it make me feel any different? When people drink 1 beer does it do anything for them besides "taste good"?

>>35316851
As an alcoholic, I feel one beer (and, one shot). The effects may be subtle and I could easily pass as sober, but I can feel the ethanol in my system. If you're new to drinking, the effects may fly past you, but they are there, trust me. Once you know exactly which effects you're looking for, you'll notice them more. Not to say you'll get more drunk, because that's just not how it works, but you'll be more aware of the onset.

>>35316851

Assuming you don't drink:

If you chugged one beer you'd feel a bit drunk for about 30 mins.

A bit sleepy, fun, maybe a little dizzy is how it would feel for you.

>>35317201
>sleepy
>dizzy
Yeah, after about 30 drinks. Speaking of which, I wonder what's at the bottom of this handle...

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>>35317201
For the record I do drink. Every Saturday. Here's my story:
>drink a quarter of the bottle
>forget to do anything fun on muh computer... just browse 4chan angrily like I always do
>keep drinking while forgetting to have fun... suddenly I fall asleep
>wake up with 1 shot left

Sucks lol. This has been a habit for a while now. I used to remember to have a blast playing videogames and listening to spooky stories. Then Sunday I would finish the quarter or half that was left so I would have drunk fun watching new episodes of my shows. I know that's a sign that it would be beneficial to take a few weeks off. Fat chance.

>>35310338
just stay home my friend.

>>35310338
I drink everyday and still am a hungry skeleton.

Then again the only thing I drink is cheap vodka and I don't think that it has a lot of calories

My dad is dying in the hospital tonight because he drank himself to the brink of death.

His struggling, bruised body on the hospital bed. His skin yellow from jaundice is something I'll never forget.

Don't become him. Keep your drinking in check.

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>>35310338
Dammit, I wanted to post some miserable unhappy drinking shit here, but it's like pissing in a lake. Have some some random image I have saved instead.

Also, I like this.
>>35312580

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>>35310669
If you're going to destroy your body so totally bad, are you going to try many drugs on the way to death? You may as well try the best and craziest of them on the way, and live life to the fullest.

Or you could could give it all up and change your whole life around.

>>35318064
My dad's skin is yellow from drinking. Either that, or as he said, tanning with skin tan lotion that used alcohol as a main ingredient.

He's in his 70s. I think I'm a badass because earlier in this thread I posted that I've had 20 drinks today (and it's approaching 30). When I was younger, he'd drink a 30 pack of 5% beer in a half of American football. During halftime, we'd go buy another 30 pack. He'd finish that, too. And he's still alive.

Granted, he's dying. But, we're all dying once we're cut from the umbilical cord.

t. someone who was born of an alcoholic and a bartender

>>35318064
>>35318848
Actually, funny (or, sad, depending on your perception) story. My last name implies that I'm the son of the man with yellow skin

>>35315642
>mixing energy drinks and hard liquor

Why do people do this?

>>35319266
I've mixed hard liquor and energy drinks in the past. Specifically, whiskey, Irish cream and coffee.

That said, I would never, ever, mix liquor with a pre-workout supplement.

>>35318848
How can you possibly drink that much without spending half the time pissing?

I call BS.

>>35319544
Dead serious, lad. I've had about 6 beers and approaching half of a handle of whiskey and I've only used the restroom twice today.

Fuck, that actually may be a health concern, I type as I continue to drink yet another boilermaker. My boilermakers are half whiskey half beer.

>>35310669
Just a heads up you're not going to want to kill yourself even once your life is horrible.
Sounds like you're pretty locked into your plan, but no matter what you think now, it's gonna be ugly at the end.

>when you drink 3/4ths of the whiskey in one night

I puked all over myself and blacked out

>>35320186
Do you mean of a handle or a fifth? When I drink 3/4 of a fifth, it's not out of the ordinary. When I drink 3/4s of a handle, I'm legitimately shitfaced and shitposting like no other.

>>35320312
That's not even the worst story.

>2011
>gf kills herself
>dad dies of cancer
>drop out 3rd year of chemE undergrad
>buy a 2 liter of grey goose
>also buy a bucket of icecream
>eat all of it and drink the entire 2 liter in under 1 hour

Didn't touch alchol for months after that

>>35320312
And yes it was a handle

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>tfw weed - alcohol every day
>tfw feels pretty chill
>tfw the pain won't go away i just bury it deeper and the next day i explode into tears and want to kms
But its all about living in the moment right guys? r-ight?

>>35320510
I've never seen a 2L bottle.

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>drank last night
>went 1000 calories over limit
>might aswell have given myself a shot of estrogen aswell

>>35320610
Honestly. bro, I don't think you know what you're talking about.

>dad is drinking again
>no money for alcohol or drugs to deal with it

>>35320510
>>35320610
Sorry, I'm not trying to insult you. But a handle is exactly 1.75L, and a fifth is 750mL (which is a fifth of a gallon). 2L is not a handle. Most importantly, I've never even heard of a 2L bottle of liquor.

So, I'm saying that you're posting bullshit. But, then again, other people on /r9k/ are claiming I'm posting bullshit because my father used to drink 60 beers in 3 hours and I've had 30 drinks in 9.5 hours. So, who knows.

>>35316008
Nice to see a fellow CAS fan in here. Truly the best music to Listen to while

>>35321652
Fuck. *While thinking of her

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>>35310338
>want to drink to feel good
>alcohol lately gives me horrible stomach cramps, nausea and the shits
>pic related

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>>35314507
When you drink every day, you kind of stop getting hangovers unless you really overdo it.

>>35316851
Yes, 1 shot of 40% liquor contains close to the same amount of alcohol as one bottle of 5% beer. I don't think I've ever felt the effects of 1 drink, I need at least two to feel anything at all (a bit social)

>>35319266
I mix vodka with purple or red rockstar half and half in a water bottle. I like the effects of being hyper and tipsy at the same time, especially while playing multiplayer games. I suspect I may be a bit manic-depressive (don't want to get evaluated) - when I feel like I have a natural high or mania, one 500mL bottle of that shit makes me feel really, really good.

>>35321061
When I was talking about the handle I was referring to the whiskey. I usually just call thick, tall voldka bottles 2 liters because that's what everyone around me calls them

>>35321966
The battery is larger than the motor.

>>35311869
this is me. sometimes ill have one light beer first.