I think we can relate.

I have poor parents, I'm ugly and I'm a best student.
Does that mean I qualify for double the pity and a job?

>Shitty student
>Unattractive, awkward
>Still got a job easily because I could program well

no

>>35311490
No you're just ugly and unsociable so you'll fail once you get to the interviewing process.

>>35311495
whoever hired you must be shit then. i've hired less-competent programmers before just because i knew they could mesh well with the team and weren't fucking spergs, since that's honestly more important to the coherence of the project. consider yourself lucky

It's silly to have sociopath and delusional on there. Of course someone who decides to rape a dead cat in the lobby or thinks they're born the wrong race or has a made up gender identity and goes around telling everyone their gender is flower won't be able to hold a job. The truth is picking a nonshit major and not being retarded will get you a job. It's not exactly hard. Speak to any hiring manager and they will bitch about how hard their job is. They need employees but the average applicant is unbelievably stupid or not fit for the job. It's trivial to get in so long as you aren't a felon, and even that has a good bit of leeway.

What does best student mean? High grades?

>>35311505
But I already have a job :^)

>GOLD DIGGER
>gets a job
Yeah giving blowjobs

>>35311567
probably means "took a non-meme major" like the "incorrect" top segment implies

>>35311567
best at sucking teacher dick

>>35311567
The one who works the most for the least amount of money aka pajeets.

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>wrong race or gender
hope you meant "white & male" otherwise you're a retard cuck

>>35311440
It's a mixture

Also artist sadly isn't a job doesn't mean you don't get aroud, being poor isn't as bad as being stupid

>wrong race or gender
>tfw Asian
Kek sorry white boys, you got the wrong race and gender

>>35311440
>be me
>university dropout after failing too many times
>parents are always on the verge of financial ruin
>ugly and antisocial
>still be software developer

>>35311440
Pretty sure that the best student in woman studies does not get a job

>>35311440
Nah
>Average student
>Middle class parents neither rich nor poor
>Ugly
>Not social (but not antisocial, I have empathy)
>Engineer
>Got a job

If the bottom parts kept the theme of the title, then I guess it's true: key phrase: well paid.

>>35311559

You're unemployed buddy

>>35311440
what's wrong with political science?

What about chads and Stacey's who have that narcissistic personality and aren't totally sociable?

>>35311440
>wrong race or gender
Kill yourself.

>>35311619
>blacks with a 3.2 GPA have the same chance of getting accepted to medschools as Asians with a 3.79 GPA

nuke america NOW

>>35312048
>Science: The systematic study of the structure and behaviour of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment.
>through observation and experiment.

>Political Science student
>USSR wasn't true communism
>Venezuela wasn't true socialism
>Viva la revolution!

>>35312110
Triggered Niggeress detected.

>>35311440
>tfw attractive and likeable but antisocial

Also lib art major.

So...am I at like a 33.33% chance here or what?

>>35312118
That just gives the percentage of the group, right? To truly see what's up we would need to know how many of each race applied. For all we know 84% of blacks with the MCAT/GPA points in that given range = 28% of asians in the same score bracket in terms of the number of people

> Be black
> Masters Degree, lot of experience for my age, great references but ugly, antisocial and fat
> Have the whitest name possible for a nigger
> When I send my resume without my pic on it, I get an interview like 8 out of 10 times
> When I send my resume with my picture on it, it drops to 1 interview out of 30 applications

I'm a poor fat dumb antisocial ugly retard

Seriously, wtf did I do to deserve this?

>>35312445
>including a picture with your resume
they're shitcanning you because you're obviously retarded, you stupid nog

>>35311495
>>35312044

siht siht

>>35311440
>Jumps at networking opportunities
>Appears well dressed
>Puts on a personable face
>Displays interest in a field
>Shows up on time

TL;DR rich parents/best student

Okay buddy. For sure, for sure.

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>>35312558
nothing my friend life is random and cruel, you can only re-shape reduce maintain that sort of stuff

>>35312566
> Another Amerilard who don't know anything about how employement works in other countries

>>35312268

But anon's post referred to the CHANCE (i e percentage) of each race.

>>35311440
>Best Student
Anybody can be that you fucking retard.

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>>35312810
>it's a non-american forgetting his place on Planet Freedom episode

>>35312048
Science is valued because it cures diseases, builds bridges etc. Before it could do those things, it was only a pasttime for the rich and dumb, just like art.

While nowadays some fields of study have taken to calling themselves "sciences" to benefit from the bridge-building glow, this doesn't fool the people in charge of wages. Political science and social science do not cure diseases any more than painting does.

>>35312810
In some countries it's illegal for employers to consider resumes with pictures on it, so you'll have to specify my lad

>>35312445

applying 40 times! get a load of this cuck

>>35312268
You don't ace the mcat with a 3.2gpa. They shouldn't even consider someone with a GPA below 3.7.

Black people have no trouble getting in an allopathic program because standards are pretty much non existent. Meanwhile I couldn't get in my state University MD program.
t.salty DO student

Reminder that networking is still the only thing that matters when getting a job

>>35312445

You aren't supposed to include your picture unless it's a modeling agency. Remember the mlp computer science resume? Don't be that guy.

>>35311440
Your all wrong. When you apply you put in a resume, that is what gets you an interview (your resume should have schooling, and previous places you worked at) At the interview, they are ready to hire you, they are only doing a interview if you are likeable. So it really matters with being a good student and if your likable. You guys need to go out more

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heh jokes on you faggot
im in the military so everyone is forced to have some kind of respect for me
i have a job now and i have all my qualifications to work the same job without a college degree when I get out

>>35311440
This is complete bullshit
I'm a 19 year old shota and I was able to get a paid internship off merit alone in CS

>Not just making your own job
>Not running your own business

You fucking poor disgusting wageslaves make me sick.

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>>35313953

>his business is going so well he can't afford to hire poor disgusting wageslaves

>>35311440
>make average grades/engineering student
>raised by uneducated, dirt poor grandparents but still supported me the best they could
>ugly only to whites, non-whites think im cool/handsome
Well lads, am I gonna make it

>>35313953
>starting your own business
>in America
If I was suicidal maybe

>>35314588

What the chart leaves out is that new grad positions are given out before you graduate? Ever heard of the nursing shortage? Despite this desperate need allnurses forum is filled with qqing over cant get a job or only nursing homes want me. I had a job guaranteed before I finished the second semester, and that's before I was officially made honors. Network and kiss enough ass and you're golden. The jobless are the ones who wait around until 6months after graduation to start job hunting. That boat has sailed by then.