I miss eric and dylan. Who else /columbinefeels/ here?
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Imagine the amounts of adrenaline flowing through the days before columbine. It must've felt better than sex.
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complete fags. with they firepower they had columbine was a literal fail and is more hilarious than west coast tweens stabbing mom eating rat poison red velvet cake only to get sick. their death is shear satire.
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>tfw crush is disgusted by the idea of you being a guy
>tfw crush is oblivious to your transgenderism and just thinks you're lesbian
>tfw crush is insensitive to non binary genders
>tfw friend zoned again
>tfw cucked by Idina Menzel
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DYKED
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>only girls who remain pure are lesbians
really makes ya think
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>>35322766
90% chance it's all an act
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>tfw no gfw
>be me in high school
>be 16
>be beta
>be friends with female equivalent of beta
>fall for her over time
>think she's God's gift to life
>life sucks a bit (recently dead dad, uncle and aunt, and get fucked by hurricane sandy)
>ask her date
>she says yes
>go out
>we're both awkward virgins
>have each other's first kiss
>date
>love her
>we are perfect for each other
>be the first to go to 2nd base with her
>go to separation colleges
>be the first to go to 3rd base with her
>I love her more than myself
>date for 2 1/2 years
>I want to marry her
>I want to spend the rest of my life on Earth with her
>get an internship at a medical examiners office
>see horrors beyond my imagination
>it takes a toll on me psychologically
>I want to have beautiful kids together
>freshman year of college ends
>she dumps me after a summer filled with stress
>says I'll be great boyfriend to someone else
>contemplate suicide
>car breaks down at college
>cant even continue my internship
>try to get rebound hoe
>doesn't work cause I'm an ugly manlet
>haven't been with a a girl since she dumped me 2 year and ago
>get to know a girl at my college
>she rejects me as well
>think of ex
>we were supposed to lose our virginities to each other
>she probably gave it to some chad at her college
>still virgin
>no one will ever love me
>when I graduate college in 1 year I won't have any friends
>lead liked of my friend group
>they'll go there on way and I'll go mine
>just like high school
>but with no gf this time
>drunk on a Sunday
>check her Facebook profile
>she's happy without me
>I always needed her more than she needed me
I want to die. Please help me. Pic related is the only thing that makes me feel happy, but it doesn't cut it. I feel pain.
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>>35322142
Is there any way you can shorten up your whining? I'm far too lazy to be expected to read all of it.
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>>35322329
Nope. I want to whine until it stops hurting. Sorry
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>>35322329
Different Anon
I'll tl;dr it
>Had a gf
>Fucked it up because of his own shit self-esteem
>Got involved in facebook drama
>Made it worse
Also, OP, really it's not like it's a big deal. Just find somebody else.
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I just don't wanna be a person anymore.
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>>35322121
what is it anon? lets talk about it
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>>35322121
iktf
i'd rather be a mind flayer
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>>35322121
me neither. i just wish i could snap my fingers and stop existing. suicide is too scary but living is too hard.
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I didn't sleep the night before, I stayed up whole day until I passed out at about 5pm yesterday evening for 2 hours.
Got up, ordered a pizza (ham & mushrooms, thin crust), ate it, drank a chocolate milk and passed out on my couch (with my cat) at about midnight.
Woke up at 5am, had a coffee and a shit.
Should I stay up for the rest of the day or try go back to sleep?
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sleep is always the correct option in my book, the more sleep the better
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>>35322105
I think I'm only going to get an hour and a half of sleep tonight and I'll be busy for nearly 13 hours tomorrow. Bad feelings.
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>>35322105
I know, but I'm trying to get a better sleeping pattern for a change. Been trying for months now.
>>35322128
What's going to be keeping you busy for 13 hours?
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I have suspicion that my girlfriend messed with other guys while we were temporarily broken up.
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is it founded or are you an anxious, paranoid cuckboi?
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>>35322071
>temporarily broken up.
You mean when you let her make you a cuck and you accepted her back, right?
If a girl ever ask for a temporary break up, just give up on her and move on. 95% of times it's because chad thundercock is willing to give her the dick and she wanna try it out
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>>35322071
If you were broken up then no shit you retarded normalfag, single girls always fuck someone and she probably saw it as an opportunity to finally fuck those guys who she was eyeing when you were together
White men and Asian women can't be robots.
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>>35321869
>everyone has yellow fever except other asians
really made me think
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Preaching to the choir although it does bear reiterating to make sure they get through their thick skulls
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>>35322744
>someone took the time to make this image on MS Paint
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Anyone else despise lesbians?
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Aye lad right here.PUT THE DYKE ON THE SPIKE
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Dog dirt?
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>>35321866
Yes, granted though I just don't trust women in general.
>>35322095
I'm guessing that's dog shit.
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Why do right wing female news commentators always look like they escaped the Brazzers set?
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>>35321772
Top left is balding, badly
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Maybe because they did? Oregano
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>>35321772
I'm just hypothesizing here, but it might possibly be because hot blonde women are highly desirable to the average American man
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>my 23 year old brother is sitting on the floor using a coloring book
i used to look up to him now hes a degen i dont know what to do
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>>35321751
>tfw my sister still plays with dolls at 17 years old
At least she isn't a coal burner right?
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>>35321751
>disliking coloring
FAAAAAAAAAAAG
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>>35321751
Take a pic of him and post it for proof.
Or be outed as the liar you are.
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I've been sending my older sister dick pics under a fake fb account, is it fucked up or should i continue doing it? just thinking about sending another one makes me fucking hard
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>>35321705
Keep doing whatever makes you happy man. Has she sent anything back?
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>>35321726
no but she said i have a nick cock
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>>35321740
How long have you been sending her pics? Have you asked her to send anything back?
What do you bots think of nick bate?
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>>35321599
I try not to
oregano me mamo
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damn op he looks just like you
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He has had more pussy than you'll ever have. ;_;
Is he still in jail?
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>2017
>He still showers in the morning.
How come you haven't accepted and embraced the fact that showering before bed is objectively better?
[X] Don't have to get into a cold ass naked shower early in the morning
[X] More time to do other things before you leave for the day
[X] Keeps your bed cleaner and your pillowcases less of a greasy mess.
[X] Nice way to relax before bed.
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You sweat during the night and showering helps to wake people up.
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>>35321441
>anime girl
>thinks hes a genius for not showering in the morning
post pics of your neckbeard so that we can laugh at you
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>Don't have to get into a cold ass naked shower early in the morning
Some people work. Being cold wakes you up and then a warm shower gets you ready to work.
>More time to do other things before you leave for the day
When a man awakens in the morning. He should only be prepared to get ready for work. A man relies on himself to make his way in this world. He doesnt ask for handouts or take money from the government.
> Keeps your bed cleaner and your pillowcases less of a greasy mess.
There is this thing called "washing your sheets"
>Nice way to relax before bed.
A real nice way to relax before bed is by reading a few chapters in your current novel and maybe having a cup of decaf or a light glass of tea.
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>there are people on this board over the age of 20 that are still virgins
How?
Explain yourselves.
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>don't want to lose my virginity in a hook up
>but no bf dick to ride
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>>35321403
It's just roleplaying
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>this thread
Is it brekky in America or something? I've always noticed a sharp drop in board quality once Americunts wake up.
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who wats too plae investigitors
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I want to play Cave Explorer in your frogpucci.
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dora or blues clues
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>>35321465
blues clues is investigitors u dum shit