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>always got grouped with a 7/10 girl in highschool
>Quickly find out the reason that nobody hangs out with her is because she doesn't act very mature
>She has terrible self esteem
>Her parents preread her emails and prewatch everything she wants to watch on tv and internet
>Go over to her house for a retarded math project
>She starts talking about how much she wants a boyfriend and asks me what kinda girls I like
>I know where this is going
>Really not interested in dating her
>Dodge her questions
>Over at her house the next day
>She resumes her questioning
>The idea of being in the room of a girl who desperately wants me gets me hard
>Give into her whole line of questioning so I can fuck her
>Say that I will be her bf and start kissing her and feeling her up
>Find out she actually has a nice body
>Fuck her
>Find out I made a mistake the next day
>She follows me around everywhere
>When I'm with my friends she is still there
>Can't leave me alone for a second
>She even waits outside when I'm taking a shit
>Only has old jokes, talks about really old movies
>I take this for some months and fuck her 2 more times
>Finally just tell her to fuck off
>Start feeling sorry and apologize
>She starts following me around again
>Tell her to get lost again
>Now regret my decision again
I probably completely destroyed her self esteem
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Noice
Now get out normie
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>>35240436
Wow, get lost anytime, normie scum underageb&
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Normie! Go get a job and be successful you fucking weirdo!!
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what gets his rocks off?
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>>35240255
Vore probably
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>>35240255
I was nicknamed after him
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>>35240255
renamon. totally renamon.
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How to find a fake gf to go out with, /r9k/? I just need someone to be beside me when I go to the grocery store or get a coffee with, and things like that. Is this even possible? I can't go outside alone for obvious reasons.
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>>35240239
>fake gf
I believe the term you're looking for is "prostitutes".
Adultwork(dot)com
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>>35240380
But I just want someone to walk beside me so that I don't look like a creepy loser in public :(
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>>35240492
Walking alone does not make you a creepy loser unless your a known molester in the area
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/r9k/ help me settle a debate with a friend
Would you consider a guy a beta orbiter with a woman if they have already had sex with them and/or do stuff with them occasionally but they wont be exclusive to him?
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>>35240176
Beta Orbiter don't have sex with the girl. So it is like borderline-orbiter or something - but still: They had sex. Normalfaggotry at its best.
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yes
he's a beta orbiting cuck faggot
that's what he is
not just a beta orbiter
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Lanza, was his end game? 2017-03-02 05:33:14 Post No.35240164
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What would you have done better?
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>>35240164
> Some evidence pointing to Lanza being sexually abused at a young age
> Overwhelming evidence that shows Lanza was an outspoken pedophile
> Overwhelming evidence that shows Lanza had a fetish for torturing/killing children
It's pretty fucking obvious what his endgame was.
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>>35240206
Lanza denied being a pedophile
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>>35240322
Read the police reports and FBI reports. The contents of one of his hard drives were damning.
> Documentary about pedophilia
> Manifesto about "child liberation"
> Full-length foreign film about pedophilia
> A screenplay/short story about pedophilia
> A video consisting of a short looping clip of a child getting shot and killed
> A short story about shooting and killing babies
Also, there's a second hard drive of his that he smashed with a hammer before he carried out the attacks. One can only assume what was on THAT.
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Why do you hate Jews? What are you, 13?
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They're spearheading every modern egalitarian movement and regardless of their intentions are irreversibly damaging the fabric of western society. You don't even have to be a /pol/tard to realize this.
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>>35240063
Nothing wrong with jews.
Ashkenazi's on the other hand...
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So, I am visiting my cousins and yesturday, two of my normie slut cousins(one native in a sorority, one visiting the native ones college) said they were going to a college scavenger hunt. Is this is a codename for Orgy? Or is my autism leaking again? They certianly didn't seemed dressed for a scavenger hunt.
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Anyone, help a robot?
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>>35240054
I can't say for sure without more context, but why do you care? If you want to watch them or something, just tail them anyway. Exercise is always a good thing.
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>Want emotional support or someone to care for me
>Emotional wall too developed to let anyone ever get to know me
>Everyone just thinks I'm a cunt when its the only way I know how to deal with other people
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I know this feel too much
very, very original
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It gets more severe over time I assure you.
I keep telling myself that one day I'll be able to let someone in again...
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>>35239886
You should start your own tumblr, maybe one day after enough retardation jim will make video about you.
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>you will never fight alongside your Irish brethren against the filthy British bastards
Tiocfaidh ar la
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>>35239884
The IRA is a stale meme.
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>>35239898
Not even meming
Londonderry
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>to get a job you have to go out, talk with a boss face to face while he internally judges the shit out of you and wait until you get no response
>i'm suppose pick this instead of a neet life
This is literally self cucking, working for someone else is a proof that you're a subhuman scum.
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>>35239833
Start a YouTube channel. It's essentially NEETdom for as long as it lasts.
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>>35239866
nobody gives a shit about ugly autists on youtube, you still have to have some sort of qualities if you wanna be an eceleb
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How do I become a hikkikomori?
Have enough mental health issues for disabilityBUX.
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Look up uncle remus' guide.
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>>35239754
I don't know. Make it so you never have to leave wherever it is that you live? Order groceries online if you can?
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THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME
IS IT AUTISM
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>>35239732
It's faggotry.
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BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
ORI GI NAL
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>be me
>Using crest pro-health and flossing 2x a day
>Haven't missed a day in years
>Barely eat candy
>I just really love the feeling of clean teeth
>Go to dentist for checkup
>says that I have done an incredibly good job at brushing and flossing
>She's never seen someone with better habits
>Then proceeds to tell me that I have 2 cavities
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
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shouldn't drink so much cummies, faggot
Kys
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do you drink soda? If you do, start drinking it with a straw so the liquid never really touches your teeth
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People can develop cavaties based entirely on the specific shapes of the teeth, especially if there are weird spurs or concave structures. These areas are difficult to clean properly. Water piks help as does regular use of mouth wash
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what are some of your accomplishments robots?
>brushed my teeth for the first time in months
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>>35239613
first time in months i didn't masturbate when i woke up.
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I dropped out of college a while ago and today sold one of my textbooks on amazon. Made about $45
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>another 50 hour work week
>still too poor to get a studio apartment
Recently I found some old albums I was listening to when I was a kid. Decided to blast through most of them and bathe in nostalgia.
Life was good back then, and I mean genuinely good. We lived in our own cosmos as kids, life was simple. Even in highschool, all our problems were contained inside those halls. TV, movies, music, all of them gave us the impression that life is just awaiting us.
As soon as we finnish school, we're going to have the time of our life as adults.
Now we're 25, stuck in an awful job, returning to an empty apartment, wasting away our lifetime in the fourchins matrix, reassuring ourselves that life will get better.
Nobody told us that it would be like this.
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>>35239534
>Nobody told us that it would be like this.
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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>>35239534
Fuck off brainlet
school
>go to a place you don't want
>meet people you don't want to meet (like in prison)
>learn stuff you either already knew or have absolutely no reason to know with rare exceptions
>no freedom
>no money
while adults can do anything they wan't. it's just you are a horrible failed normie who can't get a good job nor neetbux