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Does anyone else never fart? I never have to fart, I don't know why
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>>35258802
Because you don't eat a lot, don't eat diary, and you sit around all day
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>>35258816
All of those are true, i used to workout a lot but i dont anymore

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Name a more irritable personality. Guys like this makes me feel ill. I almost threw a pear in a face like this today.
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>>35258737
Are you projecting your inadequacies onto this guy?
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>>35258737
>It's a fat antisocial robot hates a guy with a social life episode

my favorite

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I'm taking a dump right now, /r9k/. There are approximately 3 turd nuggets in the toilet bowel at this moment. Draw each of them (use your imagination) and name them. Post the pics when you're done.
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>>35258623
Original feces
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>>35258671
Aww, they're like a family

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Yet another /comfy/ discord.
Meme-free, low fat, dolphin-safe.
Laidbackandsad's server refugees are mostly welcome.
https://discord.gg/zEH6uqM
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RIP Laid's server.
Bump bump.
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>>35258834
That was really uncomfy move from Laid.
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This is why you should not drink and manage server at the same time.

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Why did the Alt Right reject Wojak?
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>>35258563
Nah wojak's in there, see Pence. He's like the sidekick to pepe. But he's just not a god like kek is.
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>>35258563
He's too good for them.

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Since there's about 5 or 6 different types of medicine to stop and help with balding can't you just take all of them over a long time period of time? Like start 1 and when it stops working add a second one. Then when that one stops working add a third? I mean I'd be on a shit load of meds but if I could have hair for awhile.
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>>35258493
Balding is alpha and only beta faggots care about losing their precious boy bitch hair
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>>35258512
Uhhh sure

Shrhjff
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>>35258994
I dont get it, whats your point? You posted some queer with bangs

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> he says he's etero
> he costantly thinks about cute boys

How gay can this board be?
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>>35258234
whats etero
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>>35258347
A male who likes girls
A girl who likes males

The opposite of gay
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>>35258506
The opposite of OP

>sunny day
>nothing to do
>will feel guilty if I say inside, like I'm wasting my youth
>feel guilty for driving about with nothing to do
>spent some time learning maths in my free time yesterday and it was fun but I feel guilty unless I work extremely hard but since I will work hard I may as well postpone it one more day, right?

I feel non-stop guilty no matter what I do. I'm missing out on something but I don't know what.

>main hobby for the past two years has been driving about, drinking coffee, browsing 4chan, feeling sad about life
>always drive through city centre
>sometimes went to library or cinema to feel less alone
>had zero social life for years

Society just feels so fradulent. As a male you are either Chad or you are seen as shit.

>driving around during a sunny day
>seeing all the qt from a nearby university
>knowing I never talked to anyone during university and they only go for Chads and are disgusted by everyone else
>find the idea of working hard in my 20s to get leftover women in my 30s a sick joke that is overoptimistic anyway

Life is suffering.
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>>35258145
>feel guilty for driving about with nothing to do
you better be, mofo. stop clogging the traffic
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>>35258145
I know those feels, it's like i feel guilt because of me existing with inferior genes. I went through uni without anyone interacting with me, even if we had group work. There was only one dude who seemed as ostracized as me, we talked a few times and he also did some of my work, like he did for others. I remember once when i went to my usual seat some girl came and took her bag which was nearby and moved a long way just to sit alone.
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>>35258145

Reminds me of my time in school. I was, like the few "friends" i had the usual outcast. Got bullied to death for playing yugioh and wearing a Vokuhila. When i was about to finish school, last year before exams, i was thrown in another school where basically nobody knew me. Thought thats gonna be my Chance to change my life. Act normie. Be normie. I am the normal normie. Get along with them and some even like me. Lost contact to the yugioh Guys from the other school so those people where the close to being friends as possible but i still couldnt call them friend. I turned into a hollow husk from all this pretending it literally made me sick. My mom Saved me when i tried to sodoku and I fell in deep depressions. Had to repeat that last graduating year. Now i have a decent Job and a really close friend which really makes my life bearable.


To make things short, accept who you are and try to find something fun to do. Normies want to tell you life is just marriage and Sex but thats their life. Im not telling you to abandon society but just because you dont fit in doesnt mean youre doing something wrong.

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This is her online appearance
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This is her when you first meet her. Any questions
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She's ugly in both. And judging from her chin I'm not sure she's a she.

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It's Friday night and I'm alone again,
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go for a drive with a stranger
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>>35257777
Tfw mom found the rare daniels

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Anyone else really slow at recognizing faces?

It's not that I can't recognize faces, but it can take me a good few seconds for faces to register in my head, which creates awkward situations where I walk past people I've met before without acknowledging them.
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>>35257255
I like the relevant image.
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>>35257255
Great taste in vidya OP
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Serious question: are you autistic?

Original comment.

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>sister beat me at arm wrestling

Will somebody please just fucking end me
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She probably cheated.

There are a whole bunch of tricks you can do to gain an edge on your opponent.

>Place your right foot forward if you wrestle with your right arm,
>Curl your thumb
>Keep upper arm close to body.
>Get high grip on the their hand.
>Raise your wrist.
>Twisting their wrist towards your chest
>finish your opponent, rotate body and position
shoulder with the direction you want your arm to go.
>Remember that power is equal to force times velocity
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>>35257210
I don't think it's the end of the world Anon.

Enjoy your pepsi.
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>>35257210
No need to be upset, Skelebro. Enjoy your Pepsi, though.

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How do I convince myself, despite the overwhelming evidence indicating I have a child in an adult's brain, that I am not permanently damaged for not mentally and socially developing in my teens like I was supposed to?
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>>35257204
I don't know but please tell me if you find out.

t. 30yo neet
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Need to know too.pls help.
Bump

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hi robots
i made a new server
its the spot
it has a nifty rank system
and a music bot
what it doesn't have is an active userbase

come on over i guess

https://discord.gg/c8Qe3Kb

please join
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hig us
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>>35257203
the invite expired higgus
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bored robots join
Nothing better to do right now.

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I want to be wounded/slowly passing out and lay in a muddy pit while its raining. How do I accomplish this?
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die in a war
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>>35257074
Stab yourself in the rain.
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find a muddy pit while its raining and stab yourself

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