>constipated again
How do anons deal with ass-tearing poops?
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Hmm my shit is hard as a rock but I still pass it. Push harder. Well one time it literally felt like glass slicing my colon whenever I would push so I had to wait a few days. Thats it.
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Have you thought of changing your diet you dumb fuck?
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>>35284429
I ate gallons of fiber, senpai, it doesn't work
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ITT: Post people who are /ourguys/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCqbOp9-hd8
You can't say earl isn't atleast robotic in a way he ugly and made an album called "I don't like shit I don't go outside"
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>>35284318
This is pretty good. Thanks for awaring me OP.
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I'd like to nominate Buck 65. White rapper who makes songs about feeling disconnected from the modern world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8FlMdsJEmg
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he's only anything because his father is an established writer. just another chad in disguise.
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>GET OUT OF HERE ANON!
>MOOOM!!
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mega milkunoriginalo
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>>35284307
her boobies are big and she has such a big bush also
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Very comfy discord.
https://discord.gg/4W7thMe
Meme-free, low fat, dolphin-safe.
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>>35284200
Word around the street is that this is the comfiest server around
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>>35284200
oh my bad guys
the link expired i must have made it temporary
heres a permanent one
https://discord.gg/c8Qe3Kb
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>>35285111
Get out, higgus, not original.
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TFW r9k isn't a blue board, which it should be
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yeah we need IDs and flags too!!!
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This board had too many uggos such as myself
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If it was a blue board I wouldn't be able to post this beautiful virgin vagina
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>tfw am 18
>Don't know how to ride a bike
>Friend got me to buy one
>Am going to buy one with him in a couple of days and i have to ride back home with him
What the fuck do i do? How do i learn to ride one quickly if i don't have access to a bike before then?
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Do you mean a bicycle or a motorcycle?
You can learn to ride a bicycle in like a few hours
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>>35284191
Bikes are easy. If you go fast, you stay on balance.
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>>35284191
you tell him, nothing to be ashamed of
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>Have a 7 inch penis
>Also have frenulum breve
Anyone else know this feel
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>>35284134
I don't know that feel, but I know similar penis feels.
>tfw 7/10 of a centimeter away from having a 7" penor
It's a fucking cruel world.On the bright side I'm like 6" thick, which is okay....right guys...guys?
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I have a hole in mine.
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You can stretch it a bit.
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Should people who have sex outside of marriage be sentenced to death penalty?
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t. A lonely virgin
Fuck off Roberto
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sex is a normal natural thing
marriage is not
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Yes and those not married should be taxed heavier.
Share feels in this thread.
Official Discord: https://discord.gg/2ETB4GU
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tfw shit my pants this morning by accident and had to interrupt my morning to have diarrhea and take a shower
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>>35284106
the link expired, sorry
heres the new one :
https://discord.gg/c8Qe3Kb :-)
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What does tittyfucking feel like? Is it as disappointing as I suspect since real women don't put any effort into it?
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>>35284081
I will never know
t. exclusively dates asians
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>>35284081
Soft and warm skin wrapping penis. It's necesary saliva, lube or even cum on tits otherwise it could be painful.
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Its boring as fuck and not even close to the stimulation you get from vaginal, oral or anal. Even handjobs are better.
Not because of the woman though, its simply not stimulating enough.
>tfw turned 74 today
>tfw could die any day now
hoId me robots
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dammit old man why you are here?
how do you even know how to use this place?
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>>35284031
Look ma he posted it once again
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Ur probably fat ugly and old lol
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i got sucked into the feminism blackhole on youtube and i had a scary thought if in a cuckful dysatopian future where all men are castrated at birth to make way for superior genetics, thankfully due to forced IVF men wont be alone in raising children that arnt genetically theirs.
although we prolly be growing kids in labs for $$$ so... doesnt relli matter... and diversity is what keeps bacteria and viruses on their toes so really everyone is valuable in that regards.
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>>35283994
>... and diversity
Shut the fuck up and fuck off back to (((((((Sweden))))))) you SJW nigger-loving piece of shit.
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nothing wrong with black pussy.
incest is just a narccistic glitch fest.
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>normies have the energy to spend 50 hours a week commuting and working
>every friday, they have the energy to go immediately from a 10 hour shift into a loud high-energy party
>plus robust social life all through-out the week, and robust family life every day
How the fuck do they do it? Are we even the same species?
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>>35283883
I don't get it either man, they also manage to clean entire houses so they look fresh and shiny, do dishes immediately, learn to cook half-decent and shit
it's quite incredible
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>>35283883
When you're not depressed, eat healthy and get regular exersize, you have more energy. Sunlight and a normal sleep pattern helps too.
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>>35283883
Dont most of them use drugs like caffeine or even amphethamines?
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>Busy, stressful week
>No plans or obligations today
>Gonna play vidya, shitpost, get drunk and watch a movie
It's gonna be a comfy day. The NEET lifestyle is great two days out of the week.
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>>35283864
>cooking up a comfy stir fry
>gonna watch Taxi Driver
feels good.
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>>35283864
>working shitty 9-5 job on weekend
Feels bad mayo
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>>35283864
yeah its great being a weekend NEET
>get drunk all night
>wake up at noon
>eat a big meal
>watch a movie or something TV
>spend all day shitposting on 4chan
>do it all again the next day
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Do you keep a dream journal? Do you remember any of your dreams?
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all my dreams are nightmares where i'm executed in torturous ways.
I'm even afraid of falling sleep
because the pain i feel in the morning is pretty real.
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>>35283859
No, but i kind of wish i did. I remember verry fiew dreans, mostly from when i was a kid though, don't remember anything recently.
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>>35283917
Pretty much the same for me. All of the dreams I can remember vividly are horrible.